Aladdin: The Return of Jafar

["Arabian Nights" playing]

# Follow me to a place

where incredible feats #

# Are routine

every hour or so #

# Where enchantment

runs rampant #

# Yes, wild in the streets #

# Open sesame, here we go! #

# Arabian nights #

# Like Arabian days #

# They tease and excite #

# Take off and take flight #

# They shock and amaze #

# Arabian nights #

# Like Arabian days #

# More often than not

are hotter than hot #

# In a lot of good ways #

[Neighs]

# Pack your shield,

pack your sword #

# You won't ever get bored #

# Though get beaten

or gored you might #

# Come on down, stop on by #

# Hop a carpet and fly #

# To another Arabian night #

# Arabian night #

[Neighing]

[Jingling]

This night

has been quite rewarding,

Ha ha ha!

We have never stolen so much,

We have gathered

much loot tonight,

No thanks to our leader,

[Grunting]

Aah! Oof!

[Crash]

Well, it only looked expensive.

[Creak]

Is this a haul or what,

my surly band of desert skunks?

Grr! How is it you get

the jeweled flower, Abis Mal?

Why, this is my bonus

for being your beloved leader,

This and that and that

are my beloved leader bonus,

And what is our reward?

ALL:
Hmm?

Here you go, Good work, boys,

Very successful raid,

ALL:
Grr!

[Gasps]

-The chest!

-lt moves!

-It cannot be!

-What is holding it up?

Aah! Ghosts!

Eek! Hello,

You stupid monkey!

ALADDIN:

Put him down, Abis Mal!

[Grunting]

[Screeching]

Who are you?

My friends call me Al,

You can call me Aladdin,

Gaah! Hurt him!

[Yelling]

-What?

-Where did he go?

-There!

-He has our loot!

ABIS MAL:

Don't let him get away!

-He must not escape!

-Stop him!

[Neighs]

Unh! Unh!

-Why, you--

-Hey!

Aah! Unh!

[Grunts]

[Shouting]

He's getting away!

ALL:
Aah!

There he is!

-We've got him now!

-Ha ha!

[Abu screeching]

[Shouts]

A flying carpet?

He's got a flying carpet!

Nice catch, Carpet,

[Ping]

[Screech]

-Hey!

-Pbblltt!

ALADDlN:
Pardon me!

Aaah!

Yeah!

[Gasps]

Come back here! Yaah!

[Screech]

Th-that's mine! Whoa!

Oof!

[Cracking]

[Crash]

[Clang]

Next stop, Agrabah,

-Shut the door!

-He's escaping!

[Whoosh]

Ha!

[Wind blowing]

Ptoo! [Coughing]

Finally! Ooh! Aah! Ohh!

This is terrific! Unh!

[Clanking]

Ohh! I got sand in places

I didn't even know I had,

JAFAR:

Spare me your prattling, Iago!

Are we out yet?

"Are we out yet?

Are we out yet?"

Yes, we're out!

No thanks to you,

If it Weren't for me,,,

you'd be stuck

down there forever, Oof!

JAFAR:
Iago!

You will now release me...

so that I may have my revenge.

Yeah, yeah,

when I'm good and ready,

Do as I say,

you worthless pipsqueak!

You know something?

You're nothing without me,

What?!

Who comes up

with all the good ideas? Me!

Who does all the work? Me!

If it weren't for me...

you still be in a cage

at the bazaar...

squawking,

"Polly want a cracker!"

# That's it, I've had it #

# I hate to be dramatic #

# But it's time for me

to fly the coop #

# Terrific, fine #

# I'm drawing the line #

# Before I wind up

in a parrot soup #

# I was a fool to let you

run the show #

# I'm cuttin ' you loose, pal #

# Look out below #

# Arrividerci,

C 'est la vie #

# Hope all goes well #

# I'm lookin ' out for me #

IAGO :
Agrabah...

just a juicy golden goose

ready for plucking,,,

and I'm the one

holdin' the tweezers!

I'll be runnin' this town

inside a Week!

What's your problem,

liver lips?

You don't think I can do it?!

# OK, I'm little #

# Been playin' second fiddle #

# And I don't get no respect #

# I turn the other cheek #

# But this busted beak #

# Is the only thanks

that I get #

# I never found a friend

that I can trust #

# They promise caviar

and leave me eating dust #

# That's some reward

for loyalty #

# From here on in #

# I'm lookin' out for me #

# Ohh,

I don't need nobody else #

Huh? Grr!

# I'll never fail #

# I'll cover my own tail #

# I can take care of myself #

# You know, it just don't pay

to give a hoot #

# I've given all my heart #

# What do I get? The boot #

# I'm through with that #

# I'm flappin' free #

# From here on in #

# I'm lookin' out for me #

[Splat]

Steal from us again,,,

and your scrawny body

will be dinner for the jackals!

Sure, No problem,

Oof! [Crash]

[Dramatic music playing]

[Screech] Huh?

[Clattering]

[Screech]

No! No!

-Abu!

-No!

We're not the ones

who need this money,

Ohh,,,

[Gasps] A miracle,

-Rain on me!

-Ohh!

MAN:
Gold from the heavens!

Don't worry, Abu,

I'm not throwing everything,

Yes!

This is for Jasmine,

No!

Whoa!

[Growling]

Uh-oh,

Easy, Rajah,

You know me, Aladdin?

[Growling]

Aah!

[Slurp]

Ha ha! OK, Rajah, OK,

I'm glad to see you, too,

Phew!

Ahem, How do I look?

Huh?

-I think you look fine,

-Jasmine!

Where were you?

I missed you,

I had to pick up a few things,

This is for you,

Oh, Aladdin! It's lovely!

"It's lovely,"

It must have cost a fortune,

Oh, no, it was a steal,

JASMINE:
Father wants you

to join us for dinner tonight.

He's going to make

a royal announcement,

And he wants me there?

It's about you,

Am I in trouble?

Let's just say,,,

this is a dinner

you don't want to miss,

ALADDIN:

Jasmine, what's going on?

I promised Father

I Wouldn't spoil his surprise,

Unh!

You've made quite

an impression, you know,

[Clinking]

Hmm?

ALADDIN:

So I'm not in trouble?

JASMINE:
Of course not.

You defeated Jafar,

saved Agrabah...

and rescued a princess,

Aladdin, you are a hero,

Yeah, I guess so,

That's me,

Ready for anything!

[Snarling and screeching]

Abu!

Pbblltt!

[Boing]

[Poof]

[Coughing] Eww!

You may want to change

before dinner, though,

[Laughs] Uh-oh,

IAGO:

Seems like only yesterday...

Jafar was runnin' Agrabah.

And I was his right-hand bird,

But then he had

to go and mess things up!

Now I'm stuck on the outside

looking in,

I gotta get back

into the palace!

Back into power!

Well, my dear Abu...

shall we see what

the common folk are doing today?

Let's go! [Chattering]

Ha ha ha!

We have time for a stroll before

our audience with the sultan,

The street rat is living

in the palace now?

Aah! That does it!

All reports are in!

Life is now officially unfair!

Wait! Wait a second here!

This is perfect!

That kid is my ticket

back into power,

I'll just get Aladdin on my side

with a little sympathy act,

Then I'll be back

in the palace again,,,

quicker than

you can say "Easy Street,"

-Aladdin!

-Huh?

Kid,,,finally,,,got free,,,

of,,,Jafar, [Cough]

Iago!

What are you doing here?

Where are you?

Getting dark,,,

Hold me--Aah!

Hey, I meant gentle-like!

You're not fooling anyone!

No, wait, I'm serious!

I was under Jafar's power!

He mesmerized me

with his snake staff!

Just like the sultan,

[Screeching]

You traitor, you!

-Oof!

-Unh!

[Thump]

Ohh,,,

You look familiar,

BOTH:
It's Aladdin,

Where?!

It is? I knew that!

Hurt him a lot!

Hurt him and his monkey

and his bird, too!

[Screeching]

Aah! Oh!

-Yaah!

-Unh!

BOTH:
Uh-oh,

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