Aladdin: The Return of Jafar Page #2

Raah!

[Yelling]

Aah!

Unh!

[Crash]

Ohh,,,

Treacherous parrot!

Aah!

Look, I'm not with him! Aah!

-Unh!

-Aah!

-Unh!

-Ha ha ha!

Monkey, help!

They're after me!

Yaah!

-Aah!

-Yaah!

[Thieves yelling]

Unh!

[Growling]

You won't dance

out of this one! Ha ha ha!

[Splat]

That's it! Now I'm mad!

Ptoo!

Rreee!

[Squish]

[Groans]

[Struggling]

-Ha ha!

-Ohh,,,

Mess with this bird, huh?

[Grunts]

Whoa!

Huh?

ALL:
Oof!

[Chickens clucking]

IAGO:
And I got more

where that came from!

My eggs--ruined!

Who will pay for them?

Oh, go away,

Guards! Guards!

[Grunts]

What is the trouble here?

It is that thief Abis Mal!

[Neighs]

Whoa!

After them!

[Coughs] Jerks,

Uh, thanks for your help,

You saved me,

I did? Right! Oh, yeah!

Of course I saved you!

It's my nature,

I'm always rescuing things,

Cats, babies, guys like you,

always rescuing,

Hey, what's going on?!

Oof! Is this any way

to treat your rescuer?!

You owe me, pal!

I saved your life!

Abu, wait!

[Sighs] He's right,

I do owe him,

Huh?

I'll see that the sultan

gives him a fair hearing,

What?! The Sultan?! Ow!

Don't worry, I'll talk to him,

Soften him up a little,

Are you kidding?

He hates me!

[Crash]

And what about the princess?!

Hmm? No problem,

I just have to make sure

that Jasmine doesn't see you,,,

until I've gotten her prepared,

JASMINE:

Gotten me prepared for what?

Aah! Uh, I mean, uh,

for the--for the stain,,,

Abu got on

the brand new vest you gave him,

Eek! I did not!

I don't see a stain,

Ah, well, no problem, then,

Off to dinner,

Can't wait for that surprise,

-ls something wrong?

-Huh? Wrong? Oh, come on!

No, no, no,

everything's just fine,

You aren't hiding anything

from me, are you?

Any more secrets?

S-secrets? Heh, Ahem,

Of course not!

I almost lost you once that way,

I'll never make

that mistake again,

What?

[Rumbling]

Yee-haw!

[Boing]

He's big and

he's blue and he's back!

-Genie!

-You came back!

Ooh! Aah! Ooh!

Watch the sunburn!

A-ha! Kidding!

Did you miss me? Be honest,

Take care of these,

my good mammal,

Whoa!

Careful, they're heavy!

Hang on, I got souvenirs

for everybody!

Whoo! She dances!

You saw the whole world already?

# It's a small world

after all #

But Agrabah has something,,,

that no other place

in the world has,

[Trumpet plays]

GENIE:
You guys!

[Music playing]

# I parachuted down

into the Taj Mahal #

# I Rollerbladed all along

the great Great Wall #

# I even made

the famous leaning tower fall #

# But who was with me

through it all? #

# Nobody #

# The Moscow Circus hired me

to fly trapeze #

# On Mount Olympus,

won a race with Hercules #

# It's easy when you're chased

by killer bees #

# Who said "Gesundheit"

when I sneezed? #

# Ah-choo #

# So now I'm home #

# Home again with you #

# You chase the clouds away #

# Whenever I am blue #

You're always blue,

# Land of the pyramids #

# I highly recommend #

[Poof]

# There is nothing

in the world #

# Quite like a friend #

# Slept like a babe in Bombay

on a bed of nails #

# Moroccans loved my daring

Dance of Seven Veils #

# Why, single-handedly,

I even saved the whales #

# No one was there

to hear my tales #

[Sobbing]

# In Acapulco,

joined a mariachi band #

# I rode the raging rapids

down the Rio Grande #

# Flew in an air balloon,

but when I tried to land #

# Nobody laughed

or lent a hand #

# Without you,

the Amazon is just a trickle #

# Without you,

the Sahara's not so hot #

# Without you, Niagara Falls

is just a leaky faucet #

# The QE2 is just some yacht #

[Crash]

# Now that I'm home #

# Home again, it's clear #

# All I ever wanted #

# Seems to be right here #

# I've traveled east and west #

# And now I'm back again #

# And there's nothing

in the world #

# Quite like a friend #

# There's nothing

in the world #

# Nothing in

the whole wide world #

# There is

nothing in the world #

# Quite like a friend #

# Nothing in

the whole wide world #

So, Genie,

how does it feel to be free?

Seriously? I love it!

OK, maybe my powers

aren't what they used to be,

Let's say

they're semi-phenomenal,,,

nearly cosmic,

but don't sell me short,

I may be free, but I still have

some magic in me,

I can still do this!

[Gulp]

[Muffled] Hey!

Hate to lose face

in front of you guys,

Give me another chance,

Who's first? I can do this!

-Genie, we have to go to--

-Dinner! We're late!

Ohh, you probably have,,,

a romantic dinner for two

planned,

You don't need a big blue lug

gumming up the works,

-But, Genie--

-Three's a crowd,

You kids go on,

Genie, I would be honored

if you'd join us for dinner,

You would? Ooh!

Come on, everyone!

Get in here!

Home cookin'? Let's go!

ABU:
Oh, boy! [Chatters]

Not you, Abu,

You have a job to do, remember?

-Huh?

-You have to guard lago!

Ohhh,

[Chattering]

Giddy-up, slow-poke,

What's keepin' ya?

Nothing!

Well, something,

but I'll tell you later,

[Horse neighs]

ABlS MAL:

That stinking Aladdin,

First chance I get,

I'll slice him in half,

That stinking Abis Mal,

First chance we get,

let's slice him in half,

ABIS MAL:

Hey, get over here and wash up!

It's bad enough

I have to look at you,,,

without having to smell you,

Come, we do it now,

No witnesses,

[Clank] Ow!

Ooh, What is this?

So help me,

I'll sue whoever runs this well,

A lamp, Well, well,

it might be worth,,,

a few shekels

once it's cleaned up,

It will be of

little use to you, Abis Mal!

Except to light your way

to the Valley of the Dead!

-Aah!

-lt is bewitched!

[Jafar laughing]

[Neighs]

[Crackling]

I am free!

Free to exact vengeance

upon he who has imprisoned me!

Unh! [Grunting]

It is the curse of the lamp.

All the power in the universe,,,

and I am bound

by the rules of the genie!

Which means I can't kill

that upstart Aladdin!

Unless I have someone

arrange it for me,

Take me to Agrabah at once!

Aah! [Whimpering]

[Gibbering]

I suppose I am a bit too much

for his limited mind,

I trust you'll find me

a little less overwhelming now?

You're,,,a genie?

You are astonishingly

perceptive,

[Rattles]

Um,,,Ahem,

If you're a genie,

then don't I get wishes?

Yes, three wishes,

That is a minor formality,

But, first,

I must go to Agrabah,

You will take the lamp

there for me,

Then,,,ahem,,,you need me,

I'll take you to Agrabah,,,

but, first, I want my wishes,

[Crackling]

[Yelling]

Why, you,,,

You shall have your wishes,

I shall?

I mean, of course I shall!

Ha ha! Oh, I want--

I want riches, treasure!

Let's see, I know, um,,,

I wish for the legendary

sunken treasure ship,,,

of Coeur du Mer!

Your wish is my command,

[Bubbling]

Aah!

[Growls]

Poor sweet baby,

Aren't we enjoying our wish?

Aah!

Perhaps you wish me

to return you to the desert?

Yes!

Very well,

That was two wishes,

Take your time with the third,

Or you will wish

you had never been born,

[Gulp]

On the other hand,

if you cooperate with me,,,

I will see

that you are amply rewarded,

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