Aladdin: The Return of Jafar Page #3

Rewarded?

First, you will help me

get revenge,,,

on a certain street rat

by the name of,,,Aladdin,

[Gasps] Aladdin?!

I want revenge on him, too!

He robbed me,

turned my men against me,,,

and he fought dirty!

My brilliant swordsmanship

availed me nought!

Ooh!

I--I hate When I do that,

Let's not be too hasty,

my simple-minded friend,

It's not enough

that we simply destroy Aladdin,

After all, there are things

so much worse than death,

[Laughing evilly]

[Laughter echoing]

OK, prepare yourselves

for a real culinary treat,

Hyah! Hyah!

Oh-ho-ho-ho, my!

[Snick]

GENIE:
Whoopsie.

[Tapping]

Ha ha ha! Most amusing!

Ha, Amusing, right,

Excuse me

while I pull myself together,

Ha ha ha!

Absolutely delightful!

Now, to business,

Aladdin, you have proven

to be a man,,,

of strong moral character,

That is why I've decided

to make you,,,

my new royal vizier,

Me? Really?

Isn't it Wonderful?

[Whoosh]

Wow! Royal vizier!

[Poof]

Aladdin would like

to thank the Academy,,,

for this great honor!

You want 'em? We got 'em!

Royal vizier t-shirts!

[Aroo] All hail

Aladdin, the royal vizier!

So, uh, what's a royal vizier?

Uh, well, uh,,,

he will be

my most trusted advisor,

Well,that makes sense. Pfft!

He's bound to be better

than that Jafar character,

Quite so!

GENIE:
And Iago--

talk about a rat with wings!

-Uh, Genie?

-Whoo! That bird was mean!

Sultan want a cracker?

Sultan want a cracker?

Remember that?

I can still taste them!

The traitor!

Yes, sir!

You don't see this guy,,,

hanging out

with any evil parrots!

Heh, It's funny

you should mention lago,

[Crickets chirping]

Oh--oh, monkey!

Woo woo woo!

Come on! Monkey, little birdie

want to talk to monkey,

Have nice banana,

Woo woo woo!

Birdie get monkey

a pretty banana,,,

if monkey open cage,

Yum yum!

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

Come on!

I've got a wife and three eggs!

Imagine them hatching,

never knowing their daddy!

Come on, open the cage!

Open it! Open it! Open it!

[Squeak]

Yeah, that's more like it,

Aah!

[Snarling]

Close the cage!

Close it! Close it! Close it!

ABU:
Ow!

[Snarls]

Yaah!

-Aah!

-Uh-oh!

Your monkey's trying to kill me!

I saved your life!

It's payback time, Aladdin!

Aah!

Whoa!

Aladdin!

[Screech]

ABU:
Ow!

JASMINE:
Rajah!

You know better...

than to tear around

the palace like that!

IAGO:
Help! Hey!

SULTAN:
So, Aladdin...

why did you bring up

that deceitful parrot?

Sultan, I have to tell you

something about lago,

[Ah-choo]

[Gulp] He's here,

[Gasps] lago! Guards!

-No, wait!

-Get that bird!

Yes, Your Highness,

It would be my pleasure,

ALADDIN:
No, Sultan! No!

Move out of my way, boy!

You don't understand!

Just listen!

-I have a--

-Your Highness!

I trust he has

a fitting explanation,,,

for this--this scandal?

He had better,

Your Highness,

I think lago was, uh--

Mesmerized,

Yeah, yeah!

He was under Jafar's spell,

Remember the snake staff?

Iago was only, uh--um--

Look, I just--

Iago's not all that bad,

At least

I don't think so anyway,

Shoulda stuck

with the snake staff defense,

"Not all bad"?

He only served

my greatest enemy, that's all!

We can't allow that

traitorous bird to run free!

Then I'll Watch him! Uh--

You Highness, I meant,

with your permission,,,

I'd like to take

full responsibility for lago,

You would?!

Your priorities

seem questionable to me,,,

but so be it,

Aladdin, you will watch

lago every moment,

And if the bird

makes one wrong move,,,

you shall be

the one I pluck, boy,

Uh, that could've gone worse,

Oh, Jasmine,

I thought I was sunk,

Ooh, not good!

You were hiding lago

all along, weren't you?!

I think it just got worse,

Well,yes, but--

How could you?

More secrets? More lies?

Aladdin,

I thought you had changed,

Jasmine, wait!

Back in the marketplace,,,

Iago--he--

He saved my life,

[Sighs] Some grand vizier

I'm gonna make,

Everybody's mad at me,

Hey, Jasmine's

just a little steamed,

She'll cool down,

Care for a cup?

Uh, this isn't

cheering you up, is it?

Uggh!

I don't get it, Genie,

I try to do something good,,,

and it--it blows up

in my face!

Ohh, that's the problem

with doing the right thing,

Sometimes you do it by yourself,

That kid saved my life,

Nobody's ever looked out

for me before,

Now, it's--it's like I owe him,

Nah!

Just let your conscience

be your guide,

Conscience?

Never had one, Never,

Whoo ha ha ha ha!

Whew! What are you trying to do,

give me a heart attack?

A-ha! You do have a heart!

An itty-bitty one,

but it is there,

[Poof]

Can you quit

with the hocus pocus already?

Look at him,

Would it kill you to do

something nice for him?

Possibly, I don't do "nice,"

Oh, come on! It'll be fun!

I don't do fun, either!

We have to get Al

and the princess back together!

Look, I definitely don't do

mushy stuff!

It's not me!

I know,

but it's going to be tricky,

Tricky is good,

Tricky I can do,

[Crickets chirping]

[Jasmine crying]

[Sniffling]

IAGO :
Come on, Princess!

Don't waste your tears on him,

You! You get out of here!

Hey, don't take it out on me!

He's the creep,

I never should have

saved his life,

Saved his life?

Yeah, He owed me one,

That's why he stood up for me,

But he didn't have to lie to me,

You are so right,

# Forget about that guy #

# Forget about the way

you fell into his eyes #

# Forget about his charms #

# Forget about the way

he held you in his arms #

# Walking on air's obnoxious #

# The thrills, the chills #

# Will make you nauseous #

# And you'll never get enough #

# Just forget about love #

She's buying it!

Now make with the magic!

IAGO :
# Forget about romance #

# Forget about the way

your heart begins to dance #

# Then you feel the blush #

# When he's spouting out

some sentimental mush #

# Love really is revolting #

# It's even worse than

when you're molting #

# Enough of this fluff #

# Just forget about love #

# I had almost forgotten

the way it felt #

# When he held out

his hand for mine #

# My heart all a-flutter #

# Oh, how I shudder #

# The first time we kissed #

# It won 't be missed #

# Forget about his touch #

# I can 't forget about

his touch #

# In the scheme of things

it doesn 't matter much #

# It matters so much #

# You're better on your own #

# A meal becomes a banquet

when you eat alone #

# Mmm mmm mmm mmm #

# Love's filled

with compromises #

# And don't you hate

those big surprises #

# A cozy rendezvous #

# Oh, please #

# Candlelight for two #

# Oh, jeez #

# Look,

you're calling my bluff #

-# I can't #

-# Just #

BOTH:
# Forget about love #

Uh, Jasmine, I'm sorry,

I shouldn't have kept

lago a secret, Please--

Aladdin,

you don't have to--Shh!

# I can't forget

about my heart #

# I can't forget

about my heart #

# And how it felt to fall

for you right from the start #

# I'm still falling #

# Whatever we may do #

# Whatever we may do #

# You are here for me

and I'll be there for you #

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