Aladdin: The Return of Jafar Page #4

# I'll be there #

# To wish, to want,

to wander #

# To find the sun

through rain and thunder #

# A cozy rendezvous #

# Yes, please #

# Candlelight for two #

IAGO :
# Oh, jeez #

# Enough is enough #

# We can't forget about love #

[Footsteps]

[Grunting]

[Creak]

Unh! [Thud]

We did it! We're in!

It's about time,

It was getting hot,

How very like lago,

He's lost no time endearing

himself to those in power.

Which fits in perfectly

with my plan,

I'm sorry, Jasmine,

Shh,

GENIE:
Ahh, love.

Don't mind us,

Yeah, well, this is kind of

a special moment,

Right, Got it, Say no more,

Enough said,

Roger, Over and out,

[Ding]

[Click]

Rolling!

[Clack]

Today's special moments

are tomorrow's memories,

Looking great, Jas,

More emotion, Al,

Tilt your chin a bit,

What does he have to do,,,

to make it clear

to you lunkheads?!

The show's over,

They want to be alone!

Break it up!

Are you sure about him?

Move it, primate!

Shoo! Go on!

[Screeching] Aah!

That takes care of

the peanut gallery,

If you need me,,,

I'll be lazing about

in the lap of luxury,

I'm sure about this,

Ohh, yeah!

Being one of the good guys

has its advantages,

Ahh, advisor to Aladdin,,,

the new grand vizier,

And when

Aladdin becomes sultan,,,

that will make me

the grand vizier,

Only I'm not gonna blow it

like that idiot Jafar,

[Gulp] Mm-mm,

I'll never have to stand

in his shadow again,

[Whoosh]

Awk!

Jafar!

Buddy?

Ah-heh,

A funny thing happened,

You see, this guy took the lamp,

You probably

thought it was me,,,

'cause

it sounded a lot like me,,,

but a lot of people

sound like me,

Anyway,

he took the lamp and--Aah!

Calm yourself, lago,

I haven't come

for revenge against you,

Ha ha!

So that's good to hear,

I got it! I could wish for

the famed treasure chest,,,

of King Malakhan!

[Thump]

[Yelling]

[Gasps]

Oh, I am dreadfully sorry,

I thought that was your wish,

Are you quite all right?

No, I am not quite--

Wonderful,

Good to see all is well,

Abis Mal here

is my new friend,,,

and I couldn't help

noticing,,,

that you've made

some new friends, too,

Like,,,Aladdin,

Friend?

Friend is such a strong word,

He's--he's more like

an acquaintance,

I'm arranging

a little surprise for Aladdin,,,

and your job is

to lead him to the party,

You know, I don't think

I'm the guy for this job,

You know, you should talk to,

uh, the monkey!

Yeah! The monkey's really got

Aladdin's ear!

No, lago,,,you!

You know,

Aladdin--ahem--Al,,,

h-here's an idea,

I--l--I was just thinking,

ahem--

GENIE:
Focus... focus.

Focus... focus...

focus,,,focus,,,

Aiming,,,and,,,

Shoot!

Aah! Mmf!

[Zoom]

Oh, sorry,

little feathered friend,

I'll get that out,

Uh-huh! Hah!

Unh! Oh, it's stuck good,

Cueball-ectomy! Nurse!

Abu!

Iago here's our friend now,

We can trust him,

Now, let's get that ball,,,

out of his beak,

What do you say?

Uh,,,OK,

Ptoo!

GENIE:

Brilliant, Nurse Heimlich!

[Thud]

[Coughs]

Thanks,,,Bobo,

-It's Abu,

-Whatever,

That's the spirit!

We're all one big family now!

Uh, yeah, sure, Family,

ABU:
Oh, brother,

Yeah, well, I gotta find Al,

Your shot, [Poof]

Pool's a man's game...

so being a rug,

you'll be at a disadvan,,,

Oh, pool's a dumb game anyway,

ALADDIN:

I can't explain it, Jasmine.

I think we can trust Iago.

Well...

then I guess

I can give him a chance,

[Door squeaks]

Iago?

Uh, l--I was just thinking,

Maybe it's time you patched

things up with the sultan,

Uh, he might enjoy,,,

a nice scenic carpet ride?

-Hmm, that's a good idea,

-And I'll bring Genie,

He was a big hit

with the sultan.

No, no, no!

Um, I mean, Genie's--

he's too flashy!

He's too loud!

You'll never get a word in,

Good point, lago,

You need some quiet time

with Father,

Let him get to know you,

Yeah! And l,,,

I can take you

to the perfect spot,

-Great!

-Come on, let's get Father,

Just a minute,

Iago?

This isn't easy for me to say,,,

but I was wrong about you,

Aah! Wait a second!

Yes, lago?

Uh, I'll be along in a minute,

Excellent,

JASMlNE:

Give them a chance, Father,

SULTAN:

Ohh, I'll try, dearest,

After you, Your Highness,

Oh! Ha ha ha! Hooo!

All right, Carpet, let's go!

-Whoopee!

-Have a good time!

GENlE:
Hey, hey!

Clear the way!

Make room for the picnic boys!

[Chatters]

They already left, Genie,

[Gasps] Without us?!

ABU:
Without us?

No problem!

I'll catch up in a flash!

Wait! Without me, too!

Aladdin needs some time,,,

alone with Father

to patch things up,

You know what this means,

monkey boy?

More food for us!

ABU:
Oh, boy!

[Chomping]

I'm sorry, Did you want some?

I'm,,,not hungry just now,

You two go ahead,

[Chomping]

[Wind blowing]

Ha ha! Come on, my boy!

Show me what this thing

can really do!

[Whoosh]

BOTH:
Aah!

IAGO:
That's the spot!

On top of the waterfall!

Aah!

Aah!

I'm losing my feathers here!

You're lucky you haven't lost

more than that!

Whoa!

SULTAN:
Ha ha ha ha!

Oh! Oh, what fun! Ha ha ha!

[Groans]

ALADDIN:
Iago,

I have to hand it to you.

This is a nice place,

Ahh, it doesn't get any better

than this, eh, Shaggy?

How about a nice drumstick?

This could use

some secret herbs and spices.

Eww!

[Screeching]

[Skittering]

Spiders?!

Things could get ugly!

[Hissing]

[Poof]

-Jafar!

-Uh-oh!

Sorry to spoil

your picnic, boys,,,

but I can't have any genies

mucking about,,,

ruining my plans,

Don't worry, Abu,

He's a genie,,,

and genies can't kill anyone,

[Roars]

[Coughs]

But you'd be surprised

what you can live through,

Ha ha ha! You always

were good for a laugh,

Oh, yeah?!

[Panting]

Ha ha ha!

Who's laughing now?

Ha ha ha ha!

Why, I believe it's me,

[Screech]

# I must admit #

# Your parlor tricks

are amusing #

# I bet you've got a bunny

under your hat #

# Now, here's your chance

to get the best of me #

# Hope your hand is hot #

# Come on, clown,

let's see what you've got #

# You can try to slam me

with your hardest stuff #

# But your double whammy

isn't up to snuff #

# I'll set

the record straight #

# You're simply out of date,

you're only second rate #

# You think

your cat's a meanie #

# But your tiger's tame #

# You've got a lot to learn

about the genie game #

# So for your education,

I'll reiterate #

# You're only second rate #

# Men cower at the power

in my pinky #

# My thumb is number one

on every list #

# But if you're not convinced

that I'm invincible #

# Put me to the test #

# I'd love to lay

this rivalry to rest #

# Go ahead and zap me

with the big surprise #

# Slap me in a trap,

cut me down to size #

# I'll make a great escape,

it's just a piece of cake #

# You're only second rate #

# You know, your hocus-pocus

isn 't tough enough #

# And your mumbo-jumbo

doesn 't measure up #

# Let me pontificate

upon your sorry state #

# You're only second rate #

# Zaba-caba-dabra #

# Granny's gonna grab ya #

# Alakazam-na-bus #

# This thing's bigger

than the both of us #

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