Aladdin: The Return of Jafar Page #5

# So spare me

your tremendous scare #

# You look horrendous

in your underwear #

# And I can hardly wait

to discombobulate #

# I'll send ya back and

packing in a shipping crate #

# You'll make a better living

with a spinning plate #

# You're only second rate #

[Snick]

Hello? Hello?

[Screeching]

Ahh, that was invigorating!

Come, Abis Mal,,,

we have other lives to ruin,

Sultan,,,

Look, I'm sorry for

not telling you about lago,

Hmph!

I guess

I saw some good in him,,,

just like you saw

some good in a street rat,

The good I saw in a,,,

Well, oh,yes, I--I suppose.

Well said, my boy!

Oh, you'll be a fine vizier!

This was a great idea, lago,

Thanks,

Oh, don't thank me, Really,

[Neighs]

[Gasps]

-Aah!

-Sultan!

[Neighs]

Abis Mal?!

[Neighs]

Aladdin! Oh!

[Coughing]

-Awk!

-You traitor!

Traitor is such a strong word,

Aladdin! Help!

I'll settle with you later,

-Awk!

-Come on, Carpet!

Look, they're trapped

on the cliff!

When they stop, we'll--What?

[Neighing]

Abis Mal knows magic?

Who-o-o-a!

[Whoosh]

What? Get him!

Get the sultan!

Hang on, Sultan!

This is where we lose them,

[Neighing]

Aah!

Sultan!

We have to go back, Carpet!

[Yelling]

Aah!

Aah!

[Coughing]

ABIS MAL:
Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

[Laughing]

Yes!

Huh?

ABIS MAL:

What are you doing?!

[Splash]

Are you nuts?! You saved him!

He Was this close,,,

to being a greasy

little smear on the rocks!

Look, you little--

I mean, my dear Abis Mal,,,

if you remember the plan,,,

it is not yet time

for the boy to meet his end,

Um, I knew that,

Soon, our revenge

will be complete,,,

and you shall have

your third wish,

Ooh, ooh,

my little wishy! Hee hee!

And you, lago!

You have done well,

Please, don't mention it,

[Coughing]

Sultan!

Iago,

[Groans]

SULTAN:
Jafar, you fiend!

I should have known

that this was your treachery!

But I couldn't have done it

without lago,

Uh, l--I played

a minor role, really,

Jafar!

This,,,rug won't cooperate!

Oof!

[Rattling]

Ooh, when Aladdin returns,,,

I think we have ample time

to prepare for his arrival,

Hey! That was a nice hat,

I could have worn that hat!

We need this for our plan,

Couldn't we use another hat

for the plan?

Oh, no, The sultan's turban

and this dagger,,,

are exactly what we need,,,

to seal Aladdin's doom.

[Music playing]

[Panting]

Razoul! The sultan's been--

Seize him!

You are under arrest,,,

for the murder of the sultan!

What?! No!

And then you went

over the waterfall, eh?

Ha! How did you survive?

I,,,l don't know,

How very convenient,

It's the truth!

Why won't you believe me?

JASMINE:

Because we know you're lying!

-Huh?

-I found this in your room,

My father's turban--slashed!

-You can't think--

-I thought you loved me!

But now I see

that all you wanted to do,,,

-was rule Agrabah!

-I never wanted--

He shall die at dawn

for the murder of my father,

Jasmine, please!

You're in my hands now,

street rat!

Ha ha ha!

Oh, you should have seen

the look on Aladdin's face,,,

when Princess Jasmine

sentenced him to death,

[Gasps] No!

Oh, yes!

And then I get my wish,

Yes, and then you get your wish,

Iago! I swear one day

you will pay for this!

Heh, I really think

you're making,,,

too big a deal out of this,

Such spirit! Aah!

Perhaps after

a few days in chains,,,

you'll be more kindly

disposed toward me,

Especially if you want

your father to remain healthy!

Ah, lago,,,

you betrayed me and

allied yourself with my enemies,

Then you turned on them,,,

as soon as it was in

your best interests,

That's what I love about you,

You're so perfectly predictable,

A villain through and through,

Thank you, Thank you, Ooh,

[Rooster crows]

[Clang]

[Sniffs] Ahh! Dawn!

[Shackles rattling]

[Poof]

I'll tell your boyfriend

good-bye for you, Princess,

[Grunting]

When I get hold of you, Jafar...

[Screeching]

I'm so Worried,

Whew!

[Dramatic music playing]

Raah!

How could you

double-cross Aladdin,,,

after all he's done for you!

[Screeching]

Hey, do I insult your mother?

Ack! Mmm,

[Tap tap tap]

[Clang]

[Sighs]

What are you doing now?

Oh, what does it look like

I'm doing?

I'm trying to free

the chump genie,,,

so he can save

your chump boyfriend! Aah!

[Metal clanging]

[Scraping]

[Scraping]

[Whoosh, thump]

[Dramatic music playing]

[Shackles rattling]

Oh! Aah! Gaah!

[Boing boing boing]

You have to lift it higher!

[Gasping]

Sure, No problem,

-Wait!

-Jasmine!

I knew you wouldn't

go through with this,

I just wanted

to say good-bye,,,street rat,

[Gasps] Jafar! It's Jafar--

[Straining]

Unh! Mmf!

[Grunting] Yaah!

Unh! Thanks for saving me!

Oh, come on, Al,

You know I had to,

Oh, that no-head look

is just not you,

For my next trick,

bibbidy bobbidy boo!

Oh-ho,

and everybody's safe and sound,

Aladdin!

Aladdin!

[Chattering]

Ha! Good to see you, too, Abu!

There's somebody else

who wants to talk to you,

Hello,

You set me up!

How could you show your face?

You're nothing but a--

Aladdin, lago rescued us,

He didn't have to, but he did,

Rescued? Him?

Please note--

"Did not have to, but did,"

Now we should be fleeing

for our lives,,,

if you don't mind!

No! We have to stop Jafar!

But how? He's so powerful!

GENIE:
His lamp.

You destroy Jafar's lamp,

you destroy Jafar,

Then that's What We'll do!

Reality check,

Jafar is large and in charge,

Ah, yes, There's no telling

what Jafar will do to Agrabah,

We have a responsibility!

Maybe you do, but I don't!

I'm only responsible

for me, myself, and nobody!

I understand lago,

You've done enough,

And thanks!

Hey, I did my good deed!

I don't owe you a thing!

You hear me!

Not a thing,

[Laughter echoing]

Now that my revenge

is complete,,,

there is one little matter

left to resolve,

Yes! The wish!

Indeed,

You will now wish me free

of this wretched lamp!

ABlS MAL:
No! My wish!

You got what you wanted!

Now it's my turn!

But you don't need to waste

your third wish,

You want the sunken treasure

of Coeur du Mer?

It's yours!

[Jingling]

[Giggles] Wah ha ha ha!

Ha ha! Yes, yes, yes!

Yes! I love it!

I love it! Whoo!

Silver!

Lots and lots of it!

Oh, I'm so excited!

So this means

I could have more stuff?

Oooh! I always wanted

one of those!

Nice! More! More!

[Rattling]

Ooh!

Oh, dear!

[Clink]

Now, if it's

obscenely excessive enough,,,

perhaps you'd care

to grant my freedom,

Huh? What? Oh, yeah, right,

Wish you were free,

Sure thing, yeah,

[Screech]

I wish for Jafar to be...

Wait,,,how do I know

that these things,,,

won't disappear

once I set you free?

The more pressing question is,,,

how will you stay alive

if you don't?!

But--but you said

genies can't kill!

You said that!

You'd be surprised

what you can live through,

What?!

Huh? Hey!

I'll take that!

My lamp! Gimme!

The street rat?

Still alive? No!

Yaah!

[Cracking]

Aah!

[Screeching]

Ooh!

-Aah!

-Help!

Thanks, Genie!

Where's the lamp?

[Muttering] Aah!

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