Aladdin 2019 Page #3

Dalia:
If you had to marry a useless prince, you could certainly do worse than this one. He's tall and handsome, and yes, he's a little dim but, you're just getting married. It's not like you have to talk to him. But you'd prefer that boy from the market.

Jasmine:
Can I help you?

Aladdin:
Tea?

Jasmine:
You.You! What are you doing here? Get in here, now.

Aladdin:
I... came back to return your bracelet.

Jasmine:
My bracelet? Where is it?

Aladdin:
On your wrist. What?

Aladdin:
Not bad! I like what she's done with the place.

Jasmine:
How did you get past the guards? That was challenging. But, I have my ways. While the Princess is out, would you like to go for a stroll? Have a little chat?

Jasmine:
You're unbelievable. You cannot just break into a palace and walk around like you own the place.

Aladdin:
If you don't have anything, you have to act like you own everything. So, what do you say? I did find your bracelet.

Jasmine:
You did not find it, you stole it.

Aladdin:
Correction, the monkey stole it.

Jasmine:
He's your monkey.

Aladdin:
He's still just a monkey.

Dalia:
Who ordered the tea?

Jasmine:
Uh... I did. For you, Princess Jasmine.

Aladdin:
Your Majesty!

Dalia:
Why are you being weird? Oh, I'm... the Princess... Yes! Mm-hmm. And it is good to be me with all my palaces and... wagons of gold... things... and dresses for... every hour of the day. Now it is time for my cat to be cleaned.

Jasmine:
She doesn't get out much.

Aladdin:
Mm-hmm. Clearly. Aren't you supposed to be in the bath?

Dalia:
This cat isn't going to clean itself.

Aladdin:
But don't cats clean themselves?

Jasmine:
You have to go now.

Aladdin:
Oh, okay, but I'm coming back tomorrow night.

Jasmine:
What? No, you can't.

Aladdin:
Meet me in the courtyard beside the fountain. When the moon is above the minaret. To return this. I promise. Can you believe it, Abu? The most heavily guarded place in all of Agrabah.

Guards:
Evening.

Aladdin:
Evening. Evening. Guards are behind me. Hello, boys. Where am I?

Jafar:
In a world of trouble, boy.

Aladdin:
That bracelet. Is that what this is about? Because I-I didn't steal it. The handmaid...

Jafar:
What was a handmaid doing wearing the Queen's bracelet?

Aladdin:
The Queen? No, no. She said that - it belonged to...

Jafar:
Her mother. Well, at least she told the truth about one thing.

Aladdin:
A-Are you saying that was the Princess? I was talking to the...

Jafar:
She was toying with you. It amuses her to meet commoners.Did you actually think she liked you?What do they call you?

Aladdin:
Aladdin.

Jafar:
Aladdin. People like us must be realistic.

Aladdin:
Us?

Jafar:
You see, I was once like you. A common thief. Only I thought bigger. Steal an apple, and you're a thief. Steal a kingdom, and you're a statesman. Only weak men stop there. You're either the most powerful man in the room, or you're nothing. You. You stumbled upon an opportunity. I can make you rich. Rich enough to impress a princess. But nothing comes for free.

Aladdin:
What would I have to do?

Jafar:
There's a cave nearby. And in it, a simple oil lamp. Retrieve it for me, and I will make you wealthy enough to impress a princess. You're nothing to her. But you could be. Your life begins now, Aladdin.

Dalia:
Still waiting?

Jasmine:
No. No, I... came out to... He promised.

Dalia:
I'll be upstairs if you need me.

Jasmine:
Good night, Dalia.

Jafar:
The Cave of Wonders. When you enter, you will see more riches than you've ever dreamed of. Gold, diamonds... and... the lamp. Bring it to me and I will make you rich and free. But take no other treasure, no matter how sorely you are tempted. And you will be tempted.

Cave of Wonders:
Only one may enter here. One who's worth lies far within. A diamond in the rough.

Jafar:
Remember... take nothing but the lamp.

Aladdin:
Abu, don't touch. Remember? Whoa. Abu. This is a magic carpet. These really do exist. Hello, carpet. Let’s see what we can do about your situation here. Oh, hey! Don't mention it. Abu, keep your little monkey hands to yourself. Abu! No!

Cave of Wonders:
(voice) You have touched the forbidden treasure! Now, you will never again see the light of day!

Aladdin:
Carpet! Abu, jump!

Aladdin:
Could you give me a hand?

Jafar:
First, the lamp.

Aladdin:
No, no, first, your hand.

Jafar:
We don't have much time. Give me the lamp.

Aladdin:
Your hand!

Iago:
Second no more, Master.

Aladdin:
Now, your hand!

Jafar:
How about my foot?

Aladdin:
No!

Jafar:
Get off me, monkey! Dirty monkey.

Aladdin:
Aaahhh! We're alive. I think. Thank you, carpet. Abu. How did you...? You cunning little monkey. Now, all we need's a way out. Hey, carpet, do you know a way out of here? The lamp? What is that?

Genie:
Oh, great one who summons me. Terrible one who commands me. I stand by my oath. Loyalty to wishes three. I said... oh... great... Excuse me. Boy, where's your boss? Help me out here, where's your boss? If I was gonna talk to myself, I coulda just stayed in the lamp. Hello! Um...

(Aladdin shudders over trying to speaking shock on seeing the Genie)

Genie:
Use your big boy voice.

Aladdin:
I'm... talking... to a smoking blue giant?

Genie:
No! I am not a giant. I am a genie. There's a difference. Giants are not real. Where's your boss?

Aladdin:
Um, my boss?

Genie:
Look, kid, I've been doing this a long time, all right? There's always a guy, you know. He's cheated somebody or buried somebody or... I mean, you get my point. Where's that guy?

Aladdin:
I know that guy. He's outside.

Genie:
So... it's just... you and me down here? And a monkey. That's your personal business, but we gonna need to talk about that monkey later. Such a pretty little monkey. So, you rubbed the lamp?

Aladdin:
Uh-huh.

Genie:
O...kay. Hey, do you mind if I just stretch it out over here? Do you mind?

Aladdin Uh, are you asking me?

Genie; You're my master.

Aladdin:
I'm your master?

Genie:
Downward dog!

Aladdin:
No, no, no. You look like you should be my master.

Genie:
Right, but that's not quite how it works, though.

Aladdin:
How long have you been trapped in here?

Genie:
'Bout a thousand years.

Aladdin:
A thousand years?

Genie:
[with Aladdin's head] A thousand years? Kid, is it me, or does, like, everything surprise you?So, you really don't know who I am? Genie, wishes, lamp? None of that ringin' a bell? Wow. Well, th-th-that's a first. Monkey! Oh, you don't need to worry about him, he's fine.

(Genie starts to sing Friend Like Me)

Genie:
Well, Ali Baba, he had them forty thieves Scheherazade had a thousand tales

Well, master, you're in luck because up your sleeve You got a genie that never fails! Whoo! I'm the best. Yeah. Not enough, huh? I'm kidding. Watch this.

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