Aladdin Page #4

l'll use my third wish to set you free.

Well, here's hoping.

Let's make some magic.

So how about it?

What is it you want most?

Well, there's this girl.

Wrong. l can't make anybody

fall in love, remember?

But, Genie, she's smart and fun and...

- Pretty?

- Beautiful.

She's got these eyes that just...

and this hair.

And her smile...

But she's the princess.

To even have a chance, l'd have to be...

- Can you make me a prince?

- Let's see.

Chicken la King.

No. Alaskan king crab.

l hate it when they do that.

Caesar salad.

Et tu, Brute? No.

''To make a prince.''

ls that official?

Say the magic words.

Genie, l wish for you

to make me a prince.

All right!

First, that fez-and-vest combo

is much too third-century.

These patches.

What are we trying to say, beggar?

No. Work with me here.

l like it.

Now, it still needs something.

What does it say to me?

lt says, ''Mode of transportation.''

Excuse me. Monkey boy.

Over here.

Here he comes. And what better way

to make your grand entrance

than riding your very own

brand-new camel?

Watch out. They spit.

Not enough.

Still not enough.

What do you need?

Yes. Esalalumbo shimin Dumbo.

Talk about your trunk space.

Check this action out.

Abu, you look good.

He's got the outfit, he's got

the elephant, but we're not through yet.

Hang on to your turban, kid.

We're going to make you a star.

Now, let's see.

Sire, l have found a solution

to the problem with your daughter.

The problem with your daughter.

- Really?

- Right here.

lf the princess has not chosen a husband

by the appointed time,

then the sultan shall choose for her.

But Jasmine hated all those suitors.

How could l choose someone she hates?

Not to worry, my liege.

There is more.

lf in the event a suitable prince

cannot be found,

a princess must then be wed to...

- lnteresting.

- What? Who?

The royal vizier.

That would be...

...me.

But l thought only a prince

can marry a princess. l'm quite sure.

Desperate times call

for desperate measures, my lord.

Desperate measures.

You will order the princess

to marry me.

You will order the princess

to marry me.

l will order the princess to...

But you're so old.

The princess will marry me.

The princess will marry...

What is that? That music?

Jafar, you must come and see this.

Make Way for PrinCe Ali

Say hey, it's PrinCe Ali

Hey, Clear the Way in the old bazaar

Hey you, let us through,

lt's a bright neW star

Oh Come, be the first

On your bloCk to meet his eye

Make Way, here he Comes,

Ring bells, bang the drums

You're going to love this guy

PrinCe Ali, fabulous he, Ali AbabWa

GenufleCt, shoW some respeCt,

DoWn on one knee

NoW try your best to stay Calm

Brush up your Sunday salaam

Then Come and meet

His speCtaCular Coterie

PrinCe Ali, mighty is he, Ali AbabWa

Strong as ten regular men definitely

He faCed the galloping hordes

A hundred bad guys With sWords

Who sent those goons to their Lords?

Why, PrinCe Ali

He's got 7 5 golden Camels

Don't they look lovely, June?

Purple peaCoCks he's got 53

Fabulous. l love the feathers.

When it Comes to exotiC-type mammals

Has he got a zoo, l'm telling you

lt's a World-Class menagerie

PrinCe Ali, handsome is he, Ali AbabWa

That physique, hoW Can l speak?

Weak at the knees

Well, get on out in that square

Adjust your veil and prepare

To gaWk and grovel

And stare at PrinCe Ali

He's got 95 White Persian monkeys

To vieW them he Charges no fee

He's got slaves,

He's got servants and flunkeys

Proud to Work for him,

They boW to his Whim, love serving him

They're just lousy With loyalty to Ali

PrinCe Ali

PrinCe Ali, amorous he, Ali AbabWa

Heard your prinCess

Was a sight lovely to see

And that, good people, is Why

He got dolled up and dropped by

With 60 elephants, llamas galore

With bears and lions,

A brass band and more

With his 40 fakirs

His Cooks, his bakers

His birds that Warble on key

Make Way

For PrinCe Ali

Splendid. Absolutely marvelous.

Your Majesty, l have journeyed from afar

to seek your daughter's hand.

Prince Ali Ababwa. Of course.

l'm delighted to meet you.

This is my royal vizier, Jafar.

He's delighted too.

Ecstatic.

- l'm afraid, Prince Abubu...

- Ababwa.

Whatever. You cannot just parade

in here uninvited and expect to...

By Allah, this is quite

a remarkable device.

l don't suppose l might...

Why certainly, Your Majesty. Allow me.

Sire. l must advise against this.

Oh, button up, Jafar.

Learn to have a little fun.

Just where did you say you were from?

Much farther than

you've traveled, l'm sure.

- Try me.

- Duck, Polly.

Watch it, you dumb rug.

Have a cracker.

Out the way, l'm coming in to land.

Jafar, watch this.

- Spectacular, Your Highness.

- lt was lovely.

Yes, l do seem to have a knack for it.

This is a very impressive youth.

And a prince besides.

lf we're lucky, you won't have

to marry Jasmine after all.

- l don't trust him, sire.

- Nonsense.

One thing l pride myself on.

l'm an excellent judge of character.

Oh, excellent judge, yeah, sure.

Not.

Jasmine will like this one.

And l'm sure l'll like Princess Jasmine.

Your Highness, no.

l must intercede on Jasmine's behalf.

This boy is no different

from the others.

What makes him think he is worthy?

Your Majesty, l am Prince Ali Ababwa.

Just let her meet me.

l will win your daughter.

How dare you? All of you.

Standing around deciding my future?

l am not a prize to be won.

Oh, dear.

Don't worry, Prince Ali.

Just give Jasmine time to cool down.

l think it's time

to say goodbye to Prince Abubu.

What am l going to do?

Jasmine won't even let me talk to her.

l should have known l couldn't pull off

this stupid prince wish.

So move.

That's a good move.

l can't believe it. l'm losing to a rug.

- Genie, l need help.

- All right, sparky, here's the deal.

lf you want to court the lady, you got

to be a straight shooter. Do ya got it?

What?

Tell her the truth.

No way. lf Jasmine found out l was some

crummy street rat, she'd laugh at me.

A woman appreciates a man

who can make her laugh.

Al, all joking aside,

you really ought to be yourself.

That's the last thing l want to be.

Ok, l'm going to go see her.

l got to be smooth, cool, confident.

How do l look?

Like a prince.

Princess Jasmine?

- Who's there?

- lt's me, Prince Ali.

Prince Ali Ababwa.

- l do not want to see you.

- Please, Princess. Give me a chance.

- Leave me alone.

- Down, kitty.

So how's our little beau doing?

Good kitty. Take off.

- Down, kitty.

- Wait.

Do l know you?

No.

You remind me of someone

l met in the marketplace.

The marketplace?

l have servants who go

to the marketplace for me.

Why, l even have servants who

go to the marketplace for my servants.

So it couldn't have been me you met.

No.

- l guess not.

- Enough about you. Talk about her.

She's smart, fun. The hair, the eyes.

Anything. Pick a feature.

Princess Jasmine, you're very...

Wonderful. Magnificent. Punctual.

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