Albatross Page #2
Yes.
Mum says that's what
dossers say.
Hmm.
Actually, um, I'm also
writing a novel.
Are you?
That's cool.
Yeah, but, um, got quite a lot
to live up to, though,
as you can imagine.
I mean, you can't exactly
go looking under "Conan Doyle"
and come up with some
airport read...
called Dirty B*tch, can you?
That's exactly
what I should have done.
Nothing to me,
all this university education.
What a shame
you didn't realize that...
before you wrote
Mental Interiors.
a publisher.
You should take it on board,
Mr. Fischer.
"It is with bad sentiments
that one makes good novels".
That's Aldous Huxley,
Mrs. Fischer.
Who does this belong to?
It's not mine.
It's Emelia's.
Well, where is Emelia?
What are you doing?
Was having a break.
Don't be smart.
Get in.
Emelia!
Emelia!
F*** you very much.
What?
I said, "Thank you. "
Like, I just sang it.
Thank you
Hi.
What are you doing here?
Certainly not waitressing,
if that's what you're thinking.
Hello, Pokey.
It's Posy!
I know.
Sit in my section.
I'll move someone.
How's your novel going?
Oh, well, you know.
Posy, would you like
a milkshake?
Yes.
I'd like to have-
Uh, ladies first.
I'll be back in a moment
to take your order.
Excuse me?
I am a vegetarian.
That isn't something
to boast about.
Mmm, thank you!
I need a spoon.
So what can I do for you?
Actually,
I was just thinking-
You know, if you get that
down on paper,
it's called writing.
You can have that lesson
on me.
Actually, I was thinking
I might be able...
to do something for you.
Seriously.
creative writing...
if you're struggling.
Just you and me
writing?
Yes.
Sounds fun.
I'll see you tomorrow.
Oh, Annie, you scared
the wits out of me.
Granny, it's Emelia.
Not Annie.
Mum's dead, remember?
Don't stay up too late now,
will you?
There's school tomorrow.
Granny, it's only 4:00,
and it's Sunday tomorrow.
And I'm working as well,
to tide me over for a bit.
Yes, yes.
Of course.
Basically, yeah,
I go like,
"So who's your sexual fantasy?"
Yeah?
you know, Pamela Anderson
or something,
he goes, "A mermaid. "
I was like, "A mermaid?
That is half fish you want
to shag, you sick f***. "
He goes, "Yeah
Pretty much is
with most girls, innit?"
I think my granny's dying.
All right.
When my granny died, yeah,
my brother,
little Tommy, yeah,
starts singing,
"Burn, baby, burn,"
as she's going
in the oven.
F***ing priceless,
calling my nan "baby"
Babe?
Babe?
Well, I... I haven't actually
acted professionally...
for a few years now,
no.
Um, I was in a really
popular coffee commercial.
Um, I used to be
Joa Saunders.
I'm the one who married...
the novelist
Jonathan A. Fischer.
So, um, I was just calling
because I'm looking...
for new representation.
Right.
Yeah.
Yes, all right, I will.
I'll, um-I'll call back
when I'm in something.
Thanks.
Morning, Mrs. Fischer.
How's it hanging?
You're late.
And I want to have a word
with you.
What are you doing with things
that are left in the rooms?
Oh, well, uh...
The bed, I'm making.
The carpet, I've...
I've been walking on that.
And the curtains,
recently I've taken
to swinging on them.
Is that okay?
I mean the things that people
leave behind accidentally.
Are you stealing them?
No.
I haven't found anything
that's been left behind.
What's been left behind?
Well, the man who vacated
room three on Tuesday...
couldn't find his teeth.
of stealing
a set of old man's
false teeth?
What did you think I was going
to do with them?
These not look like mine?
I know that you live
with your grandparents.
Yes, and they both
have their own teeth.
If things get left behind,
they come down
to the lost property box.
I know.
I read the memo.
It was... fascinating
You should have been the writer
in the family.
Emelia,
you are this close
to getting fired.
Come in.
Hi.
Give me one minute.
Let me just finish
what I am doing here.
Sit down.
Sorry about that.
A moment of inspiration
can be lost in far less time
if you don't indulge it.
But I... caught it.
So hello.
Did you just fake that?
No.
Yes.
So Where's your Work?
I didn't bring
anything with me.
I understand if
you're not ready to show me...
what you have
written so far.
Wherever you've been,
I went there first.
I'm not sure
I'd own up to that.
So can you at least tell me
what your novel's about?
Do you have anything
to drink?
No.
Can't you just
go downstairs?
I mean, there must be something
downstairs.
So you haven't told your family
about our lessons then.
No, I haven't.
Hmm.
I do have a story actually.
Emelia, come on,
this isn't school.
Good, because I got expelled
from school.
I really wouldn't let your
daughter anywhere near me.
She's 17.
That's old enough to know
your own mind.
Is this a lesson on subtext,
Mr. Fischer?
Okay, let's start with text
and subtext then.
I suppose that's something.
And please don't call me
Mr. Fischer.
It makes me feel old.
I don't want to eat it!
I don't like it!
You haven't even tried it.
Come on, you have
to eat some.
No, she doesn't.
You don't have to eat it,
Posy darling.
Beth, don't force-feed her.
You would have made me
eat it.
Well, We've learned
from our mistakes.
How's the book going?
Hello?
Emelia!
Can I go out
for the evening?
Well, it's a school night.
Yeah,
but I'm on study leave.
Technically,
it's a school night.
You can go out.
Be back by 10:
00.Great.
Show some f***ing backbone,
you total tool.
Don't start, Joa!
You'd slept with half
of Basingstoke by her age.
Lucky f***ing Basingstoke!
Wow, look at that.
Wow.
That's amazing.
Boy, I wish I had a camera.
Take a picture
on your phone.
I wish I had a phone.
Anyway, we should grab
what we can...
before they realize
it's wrecked here.
Oh.
Huge men's T-shirts.
Not as good as these.
Women's shoes.
Oh, those are revolting!
Look at the size of them!
Why is everything
so massive?
Here, you should have this.
We can't actually
take them.
No, you can claim it,
provided notice is given...
so the rightful owner
has a chance to come forward.
We are taking all your
stuff, okay?
We're having the big T-shirts
and the shoes, all right?
Is that all right with you?
Ha-ha!
Aah!
What's that?
It's a joint.
Do you want some?
No, thanks.
Where on Earth do you get
hard drugs from?
Are you for real,
Pollyanna?
Can I try it?
Yeah.
It's just a rollie, though.
I just wanted
to see your face.
How come you're not doing
your A-levels?
Surely you want to get out
of here like everyone else.
My dad thinks
you're really clever.
I was doing A-levels.
I was at The Holy Family,
but I got kicked out.
'Cause my mum always said
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