Albatross Page #3
made you special,
and now I get to skip
all that
religious indoctrination
and do something proper.
Did your dad
really say that?
What else did he say?
Nothing.
I hope you don't mind me asking,
but what happened to your mum?
She jumped off the flyover
at Shoreham...
'cause my dad
didn't love her.
That didn't kill her, though.
She squeaked around
in a wheelchair...
for a couple years
after that.
And then when he didn't
come back and save her,
she overdosed
on sleeping pills.
Why didn't he come back?
Where is he?
Dead... disabled, divorced.
F*** knows.
God, Emelia, that's awful.
So is this what your book's
gonna be about?
No.
It's about bestiality.
Emelia?
Do you want to come up
to Oxford with me?
For my interview?
We could go
for a couple of days.
Stay over.
I'll pay.
What, and hang out
with a load of geeks?
F*** that.
I'd rather chew off
my own arm...
and club myself to death
with it.
Uh, sorry.
I was looking for Beth.
Yeah, I can see that.
Looking... long and... hard.
What, is that quits now?
Oh, that's right.
Go back to your
procrast-urbating
I'm done with my answers.
Are you?
No.
Stop cheating.
How can you write
like that?
Well...
clawlike appendages
at the end of my arms,
and they were ideal
for clutching blunt instruments...
such as this, a pencil.
I meant, wouldn't it just be
easier to use your laptop?
I'd be lost without mine.
I don't have a laptop.
I come from
a no-parent family.
We spend most of our money
on gravestones
Ah.
I'm sorry.
Maybe you could use
Posy's computer.
Maybe I could.
I forgive you.
Your shoes are massive.
There you are.
Yep, here I am.
What are you doing here?
I thought you'd finished
for the day.
Um, I was wondering
about Oxford.
Um, and I wondered
for me to come
with you.
I thought you said
you didn't want to come.
Of course I want to come.
You don't have to.
I don't mind.
I'm not bothered.
I want to come.
Well, the offer's
still there.
I'd love you to come.
Wicked.
Cup of tea?
Yeah, great.
What's that?
It's a doggie bag, Granny.
Is it Bonnie's food?
No, Granny, um...
doggie bag,
as in leftovers.
Bonnie's dead, remember?
Bonnie's dead?
- Bonnie's dead!
- Yes, yes.
Well, well, when?
Why didn't somebody tell me?
Oh, Annie...
Why didn't you tell me?
Why didn't somebody tell me?
What are you doing?
Nothing.
The usual, boring.
I was wondering...
if you would like to go
out to dinner.
I can't, darling.
I've got tons to do.
Oh, come on.
It's Friday night.
I'm onto something here.
Really, I...
I can't just stop now.
Fine.
Starve then.
You're not going
to need that today.
Um...
You're going on
afield trip.
Hmm, what about the Shrew?
She's in London with Posy
for an audition, so... let's go.
Are you following me
Or am I following you?
Tell me, how do you do
What you do
Come with me.
'Cause the truth is
So where are we going?
You'll see.
Could ever come
Close as we do
You are very quiet.
Have I bored you to death?
No... the opposite.
It's just...
My dad was never around
to talk to about him...
Arthur.
All I have are a collection
of his books my mum gave me.
That's your experience,
Emelia.
That's you.
And it's your experiences
that shape you as a writer.
it was me.
It ripped everything I had
from my soul.
It devoured me.
And it's left me
with nothing.
But, f***, it was good.
Even if you do
say so yourself.
in an essence or two
I would sip you forever
and never need you
'Cause I howl at the moon
and the sun and the sea
But I wish I could tell
what this spell is on me
And I don't know how you do
what you do
But Shakespeare has nothing
on words like you do
Don't know how you do
what you do
Please do it to me
Thank you.
That was one of the best days
of my life.
There was no one at the desk
when we got in,
so we helped ourselves
to our key...
only to find that the room
wasn't cleaned.
It's not on.
No, it's not,
but I left my husband
manning the fort today,
and you know
what men are like.
No.
In the book,
the rooms are clean.
Look.
Here and, uh, here
and here.
"The room sparkles. "
It says it.
Where have you been?
Meeting a new editor.
I'm Jonathan Fischer,
the author.
Hi...
Actually, the room
was sparkling...
with energy and atmosphere.
Yeah, right, yeah,
of course.
The room is through here,
if you would like to take
your Wife for a tour.
Yeah.
Lovely.
Let's go.
Come on, Margaret.
Bring the cagoules
Jonathan,
how could you not have noticed
that that bloody girl...
didn't turn up?
Oh...
didn't she turn up?
You said, "bloody"
Bethany!
Oh, yeah
Ooh
Mr. Big Stuff I
Who do you think you are?
Mr. Big Stuff I
my love
Now because you wear
Oh, yeah
And have a big, fine car,
oh, yes, you do, now
Do you think I can afford
to give you my love?
Oh, yeah
You think you're higher
than every star above?
Mr. Big Stuff I
Dad?
Have you seen Emelia?
No, isn't she here?
And why ask me?
I only asked
if you'd seen her.
She just didn't show up
for work this morning.
That's all.
Hmm...
Oh, thank God.
I thought I was going
to be arrested.
Why?
What have you done?
Oh.
Well, I am 17.
Unless there's some strange
local bylaw I don't know about,
and kissing's
been deemed illegal.
Well, anyway, got other things
starting with a showdown with
the Shrew 'cause of you.
Why, what-what's going on?
What's she said?
All right,
keep your Wig on.
It's about yesterday.
Somebody was supposed
to cover for me.
You're not very good at this,
are you?
Are you coming
to Posy's party?
It's a P party, but...
Um...
So she can come
as a princess.
You can come as... a pervert.
Or a... pedophile.
Finish your food, Posy.
Emelia said
to give peas a chance.
I love Emelia.
She's great,
isn't she, Dad?
Yes.
Yes, she's great.
So can she come
to Posy's party on Saturday?
- No.
- Of course she can come.
What on Earth are you
talking about?
It's bad enough
that Beth's decided...
she's going up to Oxford
with her.
It's not like she's
one of our kids.
Of course she can come
to Posy's party.
I'm finished.
Fine, get down.
Can I watch
Sex and the City?
Thanks, Dad.
Aw, unh!
Hoo!
Where do you want me
to put this?
Oh, just there,
anywhere.
It's fine.
Unh!
Hey!
Hello, Peter.
Why are you wearing
that massive coat?
To stash this.
And I'd have felt self-conscious
on the bus wearing this.
Oh, my God,
you look amazing.
Aww, unh!
Bethany.
Better go and help my mum
before she has
a nervous breakdown.
Wait here.
Ooh!
Hiya.
Hi.
Ooh!
You look unbelievable.
Um, is that appropriate
behavior for a man of the cloth?
I can't help it.
Oh, well, it's not
the sexiest of outfits.
Was Piglet taken?
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