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Synopsis: Albert is the story of a tiny Douglas fir tree named Albert who has big dreams of becoming Empire City's most famous Christmas tree. When the search for this year's tree is announced, Albert believes he has found his calling and hits the road with his two best friends, Maisie the persistently positive plam tree, and Gene the abrasive and blisteringly honest weed, to fulfill his destiny. With a few prickly situations along the way, and Cactus Pete out to stop him, Albert learns the true meaning of Christmas.
 
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Year:
2016
43 min
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Oh!

[music stops]

[sighs]

Oh. Next!

["Deck the Halls" plays]

[boing]

Next!

[rapid notes]

[gagging, choking]

- Next!

["O Christmas Tree" on organ]

- Ho...ho...ho.

[music winds down]

ALL:
We miss Albert.

[sobbing]

[eerie music]

[wood creaking]

[wind howling]

- Whoa! I didn't know

trees grew so tall!

Hello?

Hello!

Does anybody know how to

get to Baker's Hill?

Anybody?

Maybe they're too tall

to hear.

- Maybe you're too short

to be heard.

[snow crunches]

- A bunny! Aw!

- I don't like the way

she's lookin' at me.

- Gene, only you could be

paranoid about a bunny.

- Yeah. She's such

a honey bunny!

[giggling]

The cutest wittle fuzzy

muffin the world!

[chomp]

- Aah!

Hey, stop!

[growling]

[eerie "Psycho"-like notes]

Ouch!

[growls]

You wanna piece of me?

[snarling]

- He already got

a piece a' you.

It's the piece a' me

I'm worried about.

- What's his problem?

[snarls]

- Aah!

[ominous chords]

- Another one?

How many are there?

- You don't wanna know.

[dramatic musical sting]

[overlapping whimpers, cries]

[rabbits growling]

- Hop!

Hop, hop, hop!

- Ah...I'm getting

sleigh sick!

[]

BOTH:
Uh-oh.

Aah!

Whew!

- Ah-choo!

[overlapping yelling]

[dramatic music]

[rabbits snarling]

- Oh, this is how it ends.

[intense musical buildup]

[ice squeaking]

Ha ha ha! Yes!

Vegetables--one.

Bunnies--nothing.

[ice squeaking]

[helicopter blades thrumming]

[uplifting music]

[]

[both panting]

- Baker's Hill!

We made it!

- Well, tweeze my roots!

- Whoo-hoo!

[laughing]

How do ya feel now,

Mr. Grumpy Pants?

You're sharing a pot

with the next

Empire City Christmas Tree!

[crack, clatter]

- Oh, my last one!

I can't go out there

without my ornaments!

- Oh, don't worry.

We're gonna get ya

all holly jolly.

Aren't you gonna help?

- Why bother?

- Gene, this is my chance

to be a real Christmas tree.

- Albert, you don't need

any of that shiny,

twinkly stuff

to be a Christmas tree.

You shared your pot with me

when no one else would.

You treated me like a friend

and not some filthy weed.

If that's not what Christmas

is all about,

then I don't know what is!

- Thanks, guys.

- If anyone says

you're not Christmassy enough,

send them to me.

- Break a branch!

And not literally!

Just an expression!

[inspiring music]

- Trunk in.

Branches out.

Be...the tree!

[whimsical music]

[]

- Oh! This is it!

We found our tree, everyone!

[]

[music goes off-key, stops]

- Christmas tree!

Over here, please!

Christmas tree!

Please!

I'm the one.

I'm...the one.

- It's a Christmas miracle,

everyone.

We have found the glorious

Empire City Tree!

[soft music]

[]

[wind howls]

- You'll be the Empire

City Tree next year, Albert.

You'll see.

[trees laughing]

- The runt wants to be

the Empire City Tree!

[laughter]

- That's precious!

I mean, right?

I mean,

tell me, am I'm wrong?

- Hear that, Betty?

Shrimpo wants your job.

- Ha ha ha ha ho!

Look at you!

Oh, I've got pine cones

bigger than you,

little sprout.

- I'm not a sprout.

I'm just short.

[soft music]

[]

Leave me alone!

[]

- Albert!

Ah-choo!

Albert!

Ah-choo!

Albert?

Oh, there you are.

- All my life, I dreamed

about being a Christmas tree.

- Forget those jerkweeds.

They don't know their butts

from their branches.

- Come on, let's go home.

- No way.

Everyone at the nursery

is just gonna laugh at me.

- Ah ha ha!

What's funny is that you

actually had me fooled.

I really thought

you were the famous tree!

But hey,

I gotta thank ya, Al.

Because of you, I found

the real Empire City Tree.

O, Christmas Tree

O, Christmas Tree

Your flames

will shine so

[laughing]

Brightly

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

- Noooo!

[laughing]

- He's gonna destroy

the Empire City Tree.

And it's all my fault.

- Don't blame yerself, Albert.

It's her fault too.

- Yeah! Feel better now?

- No...no.

How did Pete

survive the Mill?

- He's unstoppable.

[throttle up humming]

- No, he's not.

- Whoo-hoo!

Ah, yeah!

[epic music]

[funky upbeat music]

[]

[cars whooshing]

[horns honking]

- Yikes!

Where are we?

- Leave it to me.

- Ah-choo!

[shivering]

- Are you all right?

- Why wouldn't I be?

[splat]

[weed humming "Deck the Halls"]

- Watch this.

Yo, buddy, can you help out

a fellow weed?

- A weed in need?

- Yes, indeed.

We gotta get to

Empire City Square!

- Hey, SCUZZ!

We got a weed in need here!

- Harry! Let's get these newbies

to the square ASAP!

- Yo, take it down a notch.

- See, everyone else

treats weeds like dirt.

So we help each other.

- It's the weed creed.

- How can you grow

in a crack?

- Hey, babe, it's just a crack.

But it's my crack, all right?

- It's a crack.

- Hey, we got your route!

[energetic rhythm]

- This way.

Let's go!

[]

[whistles]

Right here!

- Ah!

Ooh!

Ugh!

Now!

[funky upbeat music continues]

[]

[whack]

[yipping]

["Joy to the World" plays]

[gasps]

- We're here in Empire City

for the lighting of the world's

most famous Christmas tree.

Professor Horton,

what can you tell us about

this year's tree?

- Oh, that trunk!

Those branches!

- Is that Albert?

- Yeah, if he's been scarfing

a buttload of fertilizer.

- You mean,

they didn't pick him?

Well, I would have picked him!

What's wrong with them?

He was perfect!

- Hey, down in front!

- Cactus Pete!

[dark notes]

[shivering]

- Save...the...

ah...ah...

ah-choo!

- Maisie? Maisie!

[echoing]

Albert?!

- Maisie!

You're freezing.

- We gotta warm her up.

[light music]

[]

- I know you.

You're from Grandma's nursery.

A tree like you shouldn't

be out in the cold.

Dad! Dad! The palm tree

from Grandma's store.

You gotta see this!

Someone's pulling

a fast one.

[suspenseful music]

[]

[pot thunking along ground]

- Well, if it isn't

my old pal Al,

the little tree that couldn't.

[laughs]

Look at yourself!

[groans]

I may never be

a Christmas tree,

but I am not letting you

ruin Christmas.

- Oh ho ho ho!

Sassy words, amigo.

Oh, sometimes I'm so bad.

Now if you'll excuse me,

it's time to get

a little festive.

I call it "The Empire City

Christmas Tree Lighting...

with extra picante."

[tense music]

- Uhh!

Mm...uhh!

[buzzing]

Mmm...

[intense musical buildup]

[groans]

[crack]

- No!

[crash, shatter]

- Albert!

[ominous chords]

["Deck the Halls" plays]

I...

I saved the tree.

- Not yet.

Look, a falling star.

- Aah!

[crowd gasps]

[crowd commotion]

[dramatic musical sting]

[ominous music]

[crowd murmuring]

[winch squeaks]

- Ohh...

- Ho...ho...ha!

[]

- I'm--I'm--I'm bald!

[crowd murmurs]

[sniffs]

My dad always says

it's okay to be small

as long as it doesn't stop

you from doing big things.

[soft music]

[]

[uplifting music]

[grunts]

Uhh!

[]

- Folks, the Christmas star

has sliced off the top

of this beautiful tree.

Sliced it like a knife through

a holiday cheese log.

- You don't have to be

a scientist to know

that a Christmas tree

without a star is...

[sniffs]

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