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And now Emily's gonna miss her play...
and Anthony's not gonna be
able to drive Celia to the prom.
He's been waiting all year to make out
with her in the back of the van.
Okay, we don't need to hear that.
Okay, I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
Just forget my party.
It'll be a disaster anyway.
Apology not accepted.
Look...
this day is not ruined,
because this day is not over yet.
Dad, you're so right.
I may be sick, but there's no
way I'm missing opening night.
I may have wrecked the van...
but I'm not missing prom with Celia.
I can't.
Look, we are not going to let
this day get the better of us.
It's like last week at Target
when Dad lost Trevor for 45 minutes.
- Okay.
- Yeah.
And the store manager
wanted to call the cops...
but Dad said, "No!"
- We found him.
- "We are gonna keep looking."
We will keep looking for my baby?
"We will find my baby."
They sealed the doors. It was fine.
- What's wrong with you?
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, guys, okay.
It's past 3:
00, so if we're gonna go,we gotta do this now.
Are we ready, Coopers?
All right! Clap those hands
if you believe in fairies!
Emily, are you okay?
Mom! Positivism. Let's do this thing.
Get in there, get in there.
- Buckle, buckle!
- Buckle, buckle!
Go, go, go, go, go!
It seems we may
have accidentally given your tux away.
Well, get it back.
Sir, I cannot un-tux a client.
My sister's Peter Pan
and we've got 10 minutes till curtain.
You better un-tux something.
There is one option.
You might be able to pull it off.
All right, fire up. Come on, let's go.
Coopers on the move!
We got it.
All right. Anthony, find a seat.
Break a leg, Em.
I'm here!
Get some more of this.
Honey? Hon, hon.
Em. Em. Sweetie,
I think you've had plenty of that.
It's okay, honey.
- Peter Pan is here, everybody!
- Excuse me, people.
- Everybody, Peter's here!
- You look so pretty.
Superstar
Excuse me, everyone.
All right.
I love your outfit.
Okay.
I said 3:
00.You have no idea
the kind of day we are having.
It's a miracle we're here.
Well, you're late,
which is not professional behavior.
No! And it's not professional...
because this is an eighth
grade production of Peter Pan.
And if you could take
one look at our minivan...
Mr. Brand, I am not somebody
that you wanna mess with right now.
So grab her some green
tights and a harness...
and fire up her Tinker Bell!
As soon as you have your costumes on...
go for your hair.
Way to go, Daddy-O!
- Break a leg, sweetie.
- Good luck!
Show's about to start, Emily.
We've got to get you going.
Everything's under control.
Yeah. You okay?
Yeah.
- Yeah.
It's gonna be great.
Yeah, I think so.
Good night, Mother. Good night, Father.
Now, you two be quiet
and I'll tell you a story.
What sort of story?
The best sort.
One filled with magic and fairies
and savage pirates...
Hi, hello!
No!
I'm a little boy named Peter Pan!
- Hello! How are you?
- What's wrong with her?
It must be the cough syrup.
So good to see you.
Peter Pan is in the house!
Think of a wonderful thought
Get the hook and get her down!
- Oh, no!
- Hook her down! Hook her!
I'm floating. I'm floating.
Get her!
Reindeer in the sky
Let go!
- Get her down!
- Let go of me!
Let go of me right now!
Let go!
Everybody, fly!
She's okay.
She's all right. There she is.
Ta-da!
Thank you, everybody. Thank you.
Oh, my God, Josephine, hi!
Daniel, hi!
Hi! Hello, everybody.
Take some pixie dust!
Thank you, thank you!
How much cough syrup did she have?
Clearly, way too much.
There she is.
- Hi!
- Hey, honey.
Wow.
Well, that was
an incredible thing to watch.
I think I broke Captain Hook's nose.
Sweetie, it's not your fault.
We shouldn't have let
you go out there today.
No, you can't fool around
with medicine, hon.
Emily. Emily.
Dude, you crushed it!
- Mr. Brand?
- Not now.
Can't speak.
Honey, it's all going to be okay.
Trust me.
Love you, Dad.
Love you, too.
Okay, sweetie.
Okay, honey. That felt good.
You get that out.
Let's go outside and get you some air.
I'm sorry.
No, honey, it's fine.
- Okay.
- It's fine.
When did she start eating carrots?
Your sister has excellent aim.
Can I have another towel?
Thanks. Oh, man.
Hello?
Hey, Greg.
No, now's a fine time.
You did?
No, I'm not surprised. I thought
it was a killer interview also.
You wanna meet? Okay.
Well, now actually
isn't a really good time.
No. No, no, no.
- Go, go, go!
- Drinks at Nagamaki?
- Go!
- Could you hold on a second, Greg?
Alexander, I appreciate
what you're trying to do...
but our plate is full.
We got too much
going on tonight, kiddo.
Dad, curse or no curse...
just go for it!
Greg, we're gonna go for it.
Yeah, I will see you
at Nagamaki later, okay?
Okay. Good. I look forward to it.
Thanks. Bye-bye.
Awesome!
Okay. I reek.
You do. Look. Wait.
This looks like your size.
I'm not going to wear a pirate blouse.
Pirate or puke, your choice.
It's okay, Em.
It took a lot of courage to fly
out on that stage tonight.
Do you have any idea
how proud we are of you?
You've always just
put yourself out there.
You are fearless.
You're willing
to show the world who you really are.
That's amazing.
But if you're ever
about to take the stage on Broadway...
and you decide to drink a bottle
of cough syrup, give me a call.
Let me talk you out of it.
Ladies, care to do some pillaging?
Okay. All right.
All right, how did I end up blue?
Celia's gonna love it.
It's totally retro.
Just own it, kiddo.
You look ridiculous.
Go get your Duchess, Duke.
My little boy...
in a tuxedo, going to prom...
in sneakers.
Wow. You look amazing.
What are you wearing?
You look like Willy Wonka.
I'm trying something different.
What's going on?
Yeah, I kind of failed my driver's test.
You look beautiful, Celia.
'Course I do.
Yeah, that's a sick dress.
I hope this isn't
too much wind for you, Celia.
It's actually helping
with the vomit smell.
So is everybody hungry?
- I am.
- I am.
They're coming to dinner?
Don't worry.
They're not gonna sit at our table.
- How about some music?
- Yes. Yes.
No surprise, the radio's broken.
This is just something that we
do for fun sometimes.
Figured it'd make you laugh.
We're going to Nagamaki!
What? Are you kidding me?
- Nagamaki!
- They cook it on the table.
They cook it right on the table.
Like a fondue, but not.
Supposed to be
a very authentic Japanese restaurant.
- Be careful.
- Yes, sir.
Thank you.
Konnichiwa. Welcome to Nagamaki!
Table for two, please.
Right this way.
There they are.
You okay?
Yeah.
Honey, come on.
Ben, you're the smartest guy I know.
You're literally a rocket scientist.
You've got these guys.
You hesitated. Here we go.
- Go get them, buccaneer.
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