Alien Uprising

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Fox 3, hold your team

at the perimeter.

Alpha Team 3 and 6

in position.

We have confirmed the location.

Purple Team,

have eyes on location.

Team standing by.

Turn on channel one-four.

Fox 3, hold your team

at the perimeter.

Stick to your friends,

people you know,

and you'll be safe.

Purple team standing by.

Military truck down,

one dead,

moving into the entrance.

Alpha Team 3 and 6

in position.

At location.

We have confirm

on location, sir.

I hate this form.

It's a miracle these fucks

survived this long.

Love the adrenaline, though!

You are a-firm for entry.

I repeat,

a-firm for entry.

We are go for entry.

Who are you?

What unit are you with?

We are go for terminate.

I repeat,

go for terminate.

Please, no!

Come on, piece of sh*t!

Come on!

Don't know if I'll make it

back home

Don't know if I'll make it

back home

Don't know if I'll make it

back home

Try this like this

Try this like this

Try this like this

Try this like this

Try this like this

Try this like this

Try this like this

Try this like this

Don't know, don't know

Don't know, don't know

Don't know, don't know

Don't, don't, don't

Don't know if I'll make it

back home

Don't know if I'll make it

back home

You've got that look!

What look?

That look.

The look only a female

can portray.

Oh, pray tell!

Irrational concern,

almost impossible

to deal with!

Girls don't always

require solutions, you know.

I know, I know,

just a sympathetic ear.

Believe me, I know.

Come on, you said

you wanted to talk.

So, talk.

You said, "different."

Different?

Exactly!

Well, I wasn't expecting this

when I wanted you to--

Does this mean that you--

Don't ruin it.

Don't ruin it!

What?

This counts as different?

Of course it does!

When was the last time

you had a conversation

on the rooftop of a car?

Oh, I haven't, ever!

Well, there you go!

I wasn't expecting this!

Baby, if you had some

preference of difference,

then you should have been

more specific.

Romance, babe!

Isn't it traditional

to have a little bit of it?

Ah, pfft!

If I'd been traditional,

I wouldn't have been

different, would I?

There are reasons

for some traditions, babe.

Did George put you up

to this?

No, no!

He said I should

definitely not do this.

Probably should have

listened to him, then.

Yeah, but you know me

better, baby!

I do.

So, the whole

rooftop of a car?

Isn't working.

Oh, come on!

Not even a little bit?

No.

You feel nothing?

No.

All right, well,

maybe I should stop.

I didn't say that.

Don't be fooled!

Excuse me?

It's not--

I'm not just good looks,

okay?

There's so much more to me!

Certainly not modesty.

You're American, that's it!

I used to live in America.

Your eyes are so beautiful!

Have you seen

Blade Runner?

Life's made up

of moments.

All those moments

will be lost in time.

I still can't believe it!

Has it ever happened

to someone else?

No, sounds unbearable.

It is!

Look, I'm sorry!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

You know, you've got it

absolutely right.

You have such a way

with words, pretty lady.

You know what actually

makes it worse?

The fact that

she distracted me

from a very dark secret

in my life.

Now, I'm not proud of it, but--

that's a very big "but"--

it was something that I was

able to deal with

when I found something similar,

but not so special,

do you know what I mean?

Yeah, every word.

This is absolutely crazy,

because no one understands me.

No one understands

the real me,

and here you are,

on my level.

Dana, you know that I've been

to darker places

than I'd ever care to admit

in the last few years.

Hey, no! no!

Do not leave!

There are moments when I

literally questioned

absolutely everything.

I know you know

what I'm talking about.

And then, there's you.

You, someone beyond my

capabilities of description.

So wonderful that you pulled me

out of all that.

You showed me how

to love again

when all I knew how to do

was hate.

And I promised you I'd be

with you forever,

no matter what life throws

at us.

This is my keeping

that promise.

God, this is so f***ing cheesy,

I'm sorry.

No, no, cheese is good!

I like cheese!

I choose my words

very carefully

when I say you literally

saved my life.

Robbie, what are you doing?

I can't have your mum's ring!

Dana Charlotte Williams...

will you marry me?

Yeah, of course I will,

you daft prick!

Are you sure you want me

to have your mum's ring?

Hey, it's your ring now.

Nah, you got me--

You want me to go back

to your place.

Absolutely not!

Is that right?

Yeah, you see,

I stayed at my best friend's

last night,

so we'd, uh,

have to go back to his.

Would you judge me if I got

emotional right now?

Because honestly, I think

I'm falling in love, Martha.

Uh, Matilda.

I'm going to go fi--

what the hell do you

think you're doing?!

This is a brand-new dress!

But you gave me

the kiss eyes!

You gonna buy my missus

a new dress or what?

Hey, I'm sorry,

stop!

What is this,

the Gestapo?

Michael!

Who the f*** is Michael?

You'll see when he gets here.

Yeah, sure!

Oh, no!

We can have babies!

Yeah!

We could.

Good, great.

What the hell is that?

Nice try.

No, seriously, look.

Oh!

It's a shooting star!

It's too slow

for a shooting star.

Maybe the universe

felt sorry for me,

and thought I needed a bit

of romance

injected into this moment.

Hey, come on!

The speech was romantic,

wasn't it?

Hmm.

Seriously, is it slowing down?

Touch my mate again and

I'll f***ing knock you spark.

Why don't you f*** off?

Oh, am I supposed to give a f***

you work on a door?

Try Afghanistan, mate.

Typical f***ing soldier!

Robbie, don't you dare!

You promised me!

Baby, I can't just leave him,

can I?

He's my best--

Friend, I know,

and I love your loyalty,

but you've just proposed.

Baby, I can't, okay?

I've got to go.

I'm your family now.

Please, I'm asking you,

don't do this again.

Robin! Robin, no!

Robin!

Settle down!

Michael, Michael,

come on, walk it off.

Listen to your girlfriend

before you get hurt!

What'd you say, gorgeous?

I said,

"Listen to your--"

Ugh!

Robin!

Get off of him!

Get off my fianc!

I will f***ing finish him,

I will!

Argh!

All right, all right,

let him go.

Let him go, right?

Come on, guys.

Leave him.

Alright mate, Jesus Christ,

seriously.

Baby, you okay?

What the hell

are you playing at?

I'm fine.

It's not what

I'm playing at, Robin!

Michael, what the f***?

It wasn't my fault,

mate.

It was f***ing Vincent's!

I leave him alone

for five seconds,

and half the f***ing club

starts on him.

Cheers, Vinny.

What?

I didn't do anything!

What you did,

you wanker,

was blow my chances

with quite possibly

the most beautiful girl

I've ever seen

in my entire existence.

Honestly, mate,

I don't think I did.

What, really, Michael?

The most beautiful girl

you've ever seen?

Mate, "beautiful"

isn't even the word.

I mean, she genuinely

took my breath away.

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