Alien Uprising Page #2
Her tits were unbelievable
perky bouncers!
I mean, straight
in the wank bank forevermore!
Do you know what I mean?
Michael--
I mean, the kind of girl you go
down on! You know the type!
Classy as Hell, but they'd be
complete filth in the bedroom!
I mean, I bet she takes it
in the f***ing--
Michael!
What?
That 10 out of 10 gal
you're talking about,
she's behind you!
You had me at "beautiful".
Did I lose you
at "wank bank"?
An official statement released
from Downing Street
just moments ago
assures all members of the
public who are unduly concerned
that these latest developments
are nothing but a string
of as-yet unexplained phenomena
However, they do make
a beautiful sight
as they light up the clear
English night sky.
He's done this before.
What else was I
supposed to do?
The last thing I want to be
is a moaning girlfriend.
Ah, fiance!
Exactly!
You're asking me
to question my loyalty!
Bullshit!
I just don't want to see you
get stabbed!
I was trying to stop Vinny
Why didn't Michael just grab
Vincent and run?
Oh, just get naked!
Just, it happens
all the f***ing--
What?
You heard, strip.
You should be so lucky.
'Cause you're far too classy
a chick to do that.
What kind of a slut
do you take me for?
Do you think
we could take them?
Ah!
Morning, Mr. Bradburn!
Morning, Mr. Petersen.
So, you're feeling very
delicate this morning, then?
Yeah, had a bit of
a late one last night.
Yeah, I know.
about half past three
this morning.
Sorry about that, mate.
That's all right.
Looks like you're paying
for it now, though.
Yeah, I am.
You don't have any
paracetamol, do you?
You know what,
you might be in luck.
Oh, perfect.
Is your power out,
by the way?
Yeah, yeah,
whole street's out.
Has been since about
half-six this morning.
Really?
Any idea
how long for?
No idea at all.
Anyway, I'm off to go see
Deborah down in London!
Bit of a drive,
isn't it?
Yeah, well, she got
a sudden call last night
to an emergency meeting.
So, I suggested she goes
out on the train.
pick her up,
maybe hit a show.
What was the emergency?
Now, now, Vincent,
you know the rule in
the Petersen household.
Tell no lies.
I know, I get it.
I just think it's a bit weird
you don't know what she does.
Government domestic crisis
management, Vincent.
Hi, Mr. P.
How you feeling
this morning?
Ungh.
Can I borrow your phone?
I need to call the club
about Dana's jacket.
What's wrong with your phone?
No reception.
Oh, that's weird.
I had the same trouble
this morning.
And the land line,
haven't been able
to get hold of Deborah.
That's probably something to do
with the power here.
Doesn't usually affect
Yeah, this has got
no bars, either.
What?
Oh, f***.
This piece of sh*t phone.
What, uh, network you on?
I'm on Orange.
thingies are down.
And the land lines?
Well, there'd be something
about it on the news.
Try the radio.
Have you brushed your teeth?
Not yet, mate.
Nope.
Try A.M.
No, it is A.M.
Try F.M.
Huh, you think whatever's
messing up the reception towers
is screwing with the radios?
Oh, well.
I have no idea,
gentlemen.
And as much as I hate
to love you and leave you,
I need to get to London
to meet Deborah.
Now, look, I'm sure the power
won't be out all night,
but if it is,
I'll be back in the morning.
Then, I can let you know
what I know.
Drive safe, Mr. Petersen.
Well, look who it is.
Hey, there's the walk of shame
if ever I saw it.
Heh, heh!
Oh, Michael!
Your, uh, your prescription
arrived this morning.
The cream,
for your rash?
Hilarious!
You think of that one
all by yourself?
If you scratch,
it's going to spread!
You have a rash?
I don't know how
that d*ckhead does it.
Neither do I,
but he does do it
bloody well.
Yeah.
And she is certainly the most,
uh, dope of them all.
See you later, Mr. P.
Take it easy, boys.
Well, how you feeling?
Oh, my stomach hurts,
and I feel like sh*t.
No, about Tina.
Did last night help?
We haven't got any electricity.
Or phones.
What? What could have
caused that?
Well, there's no way
of knowing, is there?
Oh, what is that?
I can't even see!
There some sort of
blinding light
emanating from your finger!
You didn't tell Vincent?
An engagement ring?
You're getting f***ing married?
Uh, yeah,
I'm getting f***ing married.
I'm sorry, mate.
It's just the hangover
and everything else.
You all right, Vin?
Yeah, I'm cool.
I feel a bit sick.
I'm going to lie down.
I feel like I have
to throw it out there
that I normally don't
do this.
Sleep around with guys,
or latch onto them?
Excuse me!
I could go back
to the hostel if you like.
Oh, relax!
I already told you,
I don't want you
to go anywhere.
Didn't I?
Well, thanks, I'm glad.
What's he doing?
Who?
You didn't see that?
I swear to God, I just saw...
Jesus! F***!
They're already here.
What, who's there?
They're already here.
You can't see,
can you?
You can't see
and you won't see?
It's 24-36, 24-36.
24-36, Matthew.
No one understands the hour,
no one understands the day,
not even the angels,
Not even the Son!
The Father-- the Father--
the Father-- Father understands!
Right, okay, yeah.
It's already too late for you.
Come here.
You beware
of the colour purple.
It's the culmination,
it's the culmination.
You've wandered a bit
off the beaten track, all right?
It's the culmination.
You'll not find many responses
I'll tell you that.
Begging? What are you
talking about, begging?
What, down on my bended knee?
No, no.
If you truly, and truly, utterly
believe in a life after next--
Oh, I don't do religion,
mate.
Look, you're wasting your time.
Have this, all right, fella?
F*** you.
Oh, easy.
I don't need your money!
I don't want your money.
Let me give you some
f***ing advice.
You look around you.
You breathe it in,
you drink it up,
and you enjoy it!
Because there's nothing else
you can do.
Sorry. Sorry.
24-36.
24-36!
Sneaky little f***er.
What the hell
was that about?
I have no idea.
Maybe there's a torch
in our bedroom.
Yeah, but we should save that
for emergencies.
Well, there's a whole lot of
candles in the loft,
my mom put there.
She used to love candles.
Do you mind if I go get them?
No.
Look, um, look, I'll go.
You know, I've been thinking
about Tina recently.
Well, you're bound to.
It's still fresh.
Yeah, I feel a bit weird talking
to you about it, though.
You know, after--
Look, I told you it's fine.
She'll be genuinely unnerved
by all this.
No, I'll tell you what she is.
She'll be shitting herself.
No offence, Vin, but it's not
really your problem anymore.
Don't let it upset you.
Upset me?
I'm f***ing loving it.
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