Alien Uprising Page #3
The b*tch dumps me,
now she's paying the price.
I know that she's sitting there,
wishing I was around
to protect her.
Yeah, you know that, Dana.
Of course.
Well, look,
at least I'm here, for you.
And engaged or not, Dana,
it makes no difference.
I'll always be there.
Cheers, Vin,
nice of you to say so.
Hey, I'm a nice guy!
Now, get the f***
out of here!
I used to actually cause havoc
Hey, mate!
Pete, mate,
how you doing, brother?
How are you?
All right, yeah?
I'm good, yeah.
I didn't know
you were back.
Yeah, only for
a couple of weeks.
Been up to see George?
Next week.
Tell the crazy bastard
Peter said hello.
I will do, mate.
I will do.
Uh, Carrie, Pete.
Pete, Carrie.
Hello, darling,
how you doing? You all right?
Yes.
So, are you not opening up
today?
I can't, mate.
The power's f***ed,
isn't it?
Any idea what's going on?
No, mate, but I do know
it's as far as Leeds.
Leeds? F***ing hell!
Where's Leeds?
It's about a two-hour drive
from here.
How'd you know, Pete?
You know Curtis Ralph?
Yeah, yeah, well, his girlfriend
lives over in Leeds,
and he drove down from there
this morning.
Said it's exactly the same
up there,
and everywhere in between.
Sh*t!
I've never heard of one so far
spread in the U.K. before.
Think that's f***ed up, mate,
check this out.
This one is reserved especially
for your mother, all right?
No problem, mate,
go on.
Ready?
Yeah, go on.
What's that?
What's that?
Don't tell Dana about this,
all right?
Or Vincent,
for that matter.
F***ing hell, can you imagine?
I'll tell you, mate.
real for my liking.
Oh, what the f***
is going on?
What the f***?
Wait, uh, Jurassic Park!
Yes, dinosaurs!
Uh, Terminator?
Are you doing
a bawdy dance?
It's a mummy!
Flintstones!
Um...
Thriller?
Flipper?
Um, Wild Wild West?
No, no, he's presenting!
Brokeback Mountain!
You're so good!
What, what, I don't understand.
What are you doing?
Come on, we give up.
What is it?
It's Footloose!
It's the f***ing dance
from Footloose!
That was terrible!
That was Footloose?
I thought this was
a gay film, mate!
F*** you, it isn't,
and you know it.
Who watches Footloose,
anyway?
I do!
Well, I hope the power goes
more often
'cause this is loads of fun,
isn't it?
Speaking of which, at what point
do we do something,
and what do we do?
Doesn't the government
have procedures
for this kind of thing?
Solar flare!
I was watching the news
the other day,
and there's this big-time
scientist geezer
who said that once every couple
of hundred years,
the sun beams its light
so powerful,
it cuts off all the electricity.
I don't know why you're doing
that. It's true.
F***, Vinny, come on!
That's bullshit!
Look, hang on, hang on!
He's right,
I saw it too.
Thank you, Dana.
A dirty bomb,
that'd do it.
Don't start that again, mate.
It would though, mate.
What is that?
right?
You can fit it in
the size of a briefcase.
Set it off in a major city, say,
Birmingham or even Nottingham.
to blow up Nottingham?
Why not?
I mean, think it through,
really.
Set a bomb off in a small city
and no one will feel safe.
Exactly.
Guys, come on,
seriously.
If a filthy bomb had gone off,
we'd have heard something!
Dirty!
A what?
Dirty bomb, mate.
A dirty bomb,
a filthy bomb,
If you and Captain America want
to go out here and fight evil--
He wouldn't exactly help,
now, would he?
Look, do you actually think
there's a bomb?
Do you actually think
we're in trouble?
Doesn't Mr. Petersen's wife
deal with stuff like this?
Look, Mr. Petersen said
his wife was in London
for some emergency
government meeting.
Do you think the government
knew something?
I mean, what do you think
they'll do?
Look, come on, guys.
The power's going to be back on
in the morning.
We should all just get
some sleep.
Or some sex.
Shh!
What time is it?
Half twelve.
No, babe, it's much later
than that.
No, this clock says
half twelve, as well.
Dana, what time
did your watch stop?
12:
36, babe, why?Everyone heard that, right?
Oh!
Jesus.
Such a jackass!
You dick!
Oh, it's nothing, guys, relax!
Vincent!
Ah, such a dick.
Oh, you're busted.
I saw you, Vinny!
Yeah, you did!
Babe, you've got to admit,
it's a bit weird.
All the clocks stopping,
and everything else going on.
Oh, what are you stressing for,
you daft thing?
I'm not!
Yeah, you are.
You've got me
to look after you.
Look at this!
Like that?
D*ckhead!
You don't need to worry
about anything, okay?
Look, don't be freaked out.
Mr. Miller!
or are you trying to get laid?
Is "both" the wrong answer?
Come on!
Oh, look at this,
candlelight, and it's cozy.
Try eerily quiet,
scary, dark.
No, think of it as
romantic and intimate.
Yup?
Vinny, baby!
Hi, guys.
What's up, mate?
Ah, nothing.
Nothing much.
Vinny, what the f***
are you doing in my bedroom?
Well, I don't know,
just...
I don't know why you're in
my bedroom, either.
Our.
You know, just thinking,
and, and stuff.
Can we do this
tomorrow, mate?
Is that all right?
if the truth be told,
and I was wondering if I could
sleep in your room?
Please be kidding.
Yes, you are!
You're afraid of the dark,
get out!
It was a good one!
Robin!
All right! Vinny!
Yeah?
Keep on the floor.
You are a legend, Robin-o.
You are a legend!
Hey, you know,
Get off!
Huh?
Nothing, you!
Oh.
F*** her, go on!
Dana!
Dana! Dana!
Are you okay?
How the hell
should I know, Vinny?
Earthquake, big one!
In the U.K.?
Where the f*** is that
coming from?
I have to take
a closer look.
No, you can't go out.
Shut up, Vincent.
What do you think it is,
Michael?
Come on, come on!
Jesus.
Would the army attack?
We need to get practical,
get supplies.
Dana's right,
we should leave.
Inside, get dressed.
Now!
Vinny, come on!
Vin, you okay?
You all right, babe?
No, I'm really starting
to f***ing lose it!
Vinny, try to remain calm.
If you breathe out too much
carbon dioxide too quickly,
it will just make you feel
lightheaded and panicky.
What's making me feel panicky
is the sight of a f***ing
spaceship outside!
You'll be fine.
Don't worry.
Sh*t, it's crazy!
God, Jesus!
Someone's going
to get hurt.
Why don't they just
open the doors?
There's nobody around
to make that call, is there?
Look, there must be
somewhere else we can go.
I should take two girls
just to be on the safe side.
Vinny,
you're such a p*ssy!
Don't speak to me
like that, Dana.
Mike, what are we
going to do?
Just stay tight.
Everyone's just panicky,
that's all.
Aren't you?
Yeah, everyone stay close.
Carrie, come here.
Hey, you!
Hey, you, come here!
Excuse me!
Excuse me,
but you can't do that.
I was here first.
Back off, sweetheart.
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