Aliens In The Attic Page #6

It's over.

Over? It better not be over.

Ricky is down in the basement

with that... space rodent.

You don't get it. An entire fleet

of those guys are about to invade.

Well, man up and deal with it.

I have been... all day.

Well, if he's too scared,

maybe you guys can help me.

- Not without Tom.

- Why?

'Cause he's our leader.

Come on. It's not just Ricky.

Jake needs your help too.

And Snuggles.

And, like, everyone on Earth,

including our parents.

All right.

Let's go save the planet.

And your dumb old boyfriend.

You want Monkey? He's good luck.

I'm fine.

Stay close.

They could be anywhere.

It's Jake!

Those Zirkonians--

They tied me up and dragged Snuggles outside.

This vacation really sucks.

- You see the machine?

- Yeah. You were right. It was sent here years ago.

Some idiot built this place

smack on top of it.

Guys? Guys, I found Ricky.

- He's waking up.

- Where in the heck am I?

Oh, baby, I'm so glad you're okay.

Don't touch me!

- Stop.

- Okay, okay.

I know it's been a really weird day,

but you have to let me explain.

Okay. Okay.

Explain to me why I keep blacking out,

why I'm bleeding...

and why your grandma did

a flying ninja kick on my face down the stairs.

Okay.

We're fighting-- space aliens.

Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, they're small,

but dangerous and-- and really scary.

No. Of course.

I believe you. Why wouldn't they be?

Why do you want to waste our time

playing hide-and-seek and kill the aliens...

with your stupid brother

and your dumb little cousins?

Don't talk about my family like that.

Well, you don't have to worry about it anymore

'cause we're done.

I knew I should have stayed home

and hooked up with Annie Filkins.

She's smokin' hot, and she doesn't like

talking about feelings all the time.

I'm goin' straight to Annie's.

I'm really sorry.

Don't be. You were right all along.

If it's any consolation,

he's not going straight to Annie's.

Or anywhere for a while.

Guys? Enough of this sibling bonding.

We're at DEFCON 1 here.

Go. Go! Rookie.

Oh, my God.

They're forcing him to build it.

Build what? How do you take over

the world with that thing?

I really don't want to find out.

We gotta stop them before their fleet arrives.

- Fleet?

- This is just the advance team.

- We have to rescue Snuggle Lump.

- Snuggle what?

Lump. The foreign fella. He's on our side.

The other 3-- not so much.

- This is so not happening.

- We gotta get out there. Let's move.

Not so fast. I have a plan. Work with

me here. Did Nana give anyone Mentos?

- Why?

- Hand 'em over!

- What, we're gonna throw candy at them?

- No.

My own little science project.

Mentos bomb. You're a genius.

You shouldn't do this.

- Humans friendly.

- Incoming!

In my eyes!

- Let's get 'em!

- Move!

- Snuggles!

- Traitor.

- Release me.

- Never mess with a girl who just got dumped.

He's out cold.

- You!

- Get off my planet, you little green son of a--

- How do you feel now?

- Weakness-- We found their weakness!

- It's their own death ray.

- Yes!

Bad. Not sweet. So not sweet.

- Hey! Humans.

- Hey, listen.

The machine molecule expands.

Machine make commander big.

Who's little now, Earth maggots?

- Pretty cool, huh?

- You're gonna need a bigger potato.

It's over. I win.

- Where's he going?

- Anywhere he wants.

- What about Mommy and Daddy?

- Tom will figure it out.

Everyone, listen. We don't have much time.

- Sparks, can anything go on that machine?

- Theoretically.

Good. Art, Lee, I'm gonna need a controller.

- Bethany, I need you to keep the

other aliens on lockdown. - Okay.

Jake, come on.

- This battle's not over yet.

- Awesome.

There.

Cool. He super-sized it.

You are one ugly alien.

He may be ugly, but he's mine.

You don't know when to quit, do you?

- We need a clean shot at his neck.

- I'm goin' up.

- You broke my nail!

- I don't care.

Oh, my gosh. They're beacons.

He's calling the invasion.

- Unbelievable.

- Look at this.

God bless America.

Now that's what I call a patriot act.

It's not bad,

but it's nothin' compared to this.

Those are category-3

pyrotechnics you got there.

I suppose that's another ticket.

Light 'em up. Let's put that guy to shame.

I got it! Tom! Tom, I found it.

Get him to turn around!

Hey! Down here, you prehistoric space scum!

- Nice one, Nate.

- That was awesome!

Those things only cost $1.99.

Can you believe it?

- I don't think that's you, Nate.

- What is that?

It's them. They'll all be coming soon.

Open your eyes, people.

There's only one answer-- meteor shower.

- Oh, that's right. I heard on the radio.

- Yeah. Yeah.

Is that all ya got?

- Hey.

- Come on!

Tom! Take the shot!

- Shoot him!

- His collar's still in the way.

Look out! The ugly one got big!

- Hurry. Do it, Tom!

- 50 yards.

Angle equals one-half arc sine of gravity

times distance over velocity squared.

What was that?

You messed with the wrong mathlete.

- Yes.

- Get him away from him.

Commander. Hey, wait a second.

Take that.

- Puny humans, is that all you have?

- He's good.

No, you don't.

You see that?

Sparks! Reverse the machine.

Too easy.

- Nothing's working.

- Give it to me.

- Crude.

- But effective.

That was awesome.

- Reversed.

- Tommy, he's done.

- You came back for me.

- Let's go.

We can hug lips on Zirkon.

Bethany!

- Hannah, are you okay?

- Yeah.

Over here. Did you guys see that?

Great job, Hannah.

- Snugs was great. So were you guys.

- Tom, what about the others?

There's so many.

Retreat. Retreat. The machine is destroyed.

We have been outsmarted by the humans.

The invasion has failed.

Retreat to Zirkon right away.

Retreat. Retreat.

He's gone.

It's over. It's all over.

We won.

Thanks, Snugs, for everything.

You're all right for a space maggot.

I'm gonna miss you.

Miss him? He's staying here, with us.

Please don't go.

You can be a part of our family.

Han, I think he's already got a family.

My family.

Good-bye, Hannah.

Hey.

Hey.

- Listen, about your grades--

- Dad, let me save you a lecture.

You were right, and I was wrong.

Turns out there are advantages

to being smart.

I'm sorry.

I had this really great lecture planned.

Even rehearsed it in front of the mirror.

Did you see the meteor shower?

Yeah. Yeah, it was life-changing.

- Nice cast, Nana.

- Hey.

Got a bite. Got a bite.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Come on.

You're out of this world, I'm sure

- Annie!

- Ricky, I thought you were at your lake house.

- Vacation ended early. These are for you.

- You're so sweet.

Hey, you're my girlfriend now.

So there is nothing I wouldn't do for you.

Now give papa some--

Ladies.

It's girls' night out.

But, hey, you should come--

- If you like dancing.

- Dancing?

You ain't even seen dancing--

Till you've seen funky Ricky.

Wedgie time.

Cannonball.

I think he's hungry.

Turn him off.

Ricky, you're acting really weird.

What are you talking about?

Okay, now back on.

I am so keeping this.

Why?

Hey, so strange

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