Alistair McHarg Requests the Pleasure of Your Company Page #7

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they'll never find you.

Thank you.

My name is Doctor Favreau,

and on behalf of my family,

I'd like to welcome you all

to The House of Wedded Bliss.

A couple who marries here,

I personally guarantee,

that's a marriage that's gonna last for life.

And we never forget a face.

Ain't that right, Lois and Smitty?

Big Bear.

Now, on to the business at hand.

Anderson, do you take this woman

to be your wife?

Do you?

Anderson?

Sorry. I don't.

Vanessa, when I met you,

I thought you were perfect.

And you are. I mean... I mean, look at you.

But then I met Katie,

and she's perfect for me.

I'm sorry. Are you... You're heartbroken.

Anderson, I want you to meet somebody.

You remember Morty, right?

"Shooter, shooter. We got a shooter."

He killed himself after I died.

Isn't that so romantic?

I couldn't live without her, dude.

I know, we just met. But she's the one.

Know what I mean?

Yeah, I think I do.

Listen, babe, we gotta blow.

I'll be in the Humvee.

Bye.

Do you want to get back

to your wedding now, son?

I do.

Son, you've got to wait

until you say "I do."

Son?

I do. I do. I do.

You got a ring? Because if you don't,

we have some splendid ones

in the gift shop for $19.95.

No. No, no, no. I have a ring.

I have another ring.

Remember this?

By the power vested in me,

I pronounce you husband and wife.

Everybody's gonna love today

Gonna love today

gonna love today

Everybody's gonna love today

Gonna love today

Anyway you want to

Anyway you've got to

Love, love me

Love, love me

Love, love me

Love, love me

All right, freeze!

I LoJacked your ass.

That's him right there!

Arrest him! Arrest him!

- Arrest him!

- All right. Hey!

That is my ear, my friend.

Sorry.

How would you like it if I did that to you?

- I said I'm sorry.

- All righty.

On a personal note,

I understand we have

some newlyweds here.

Yes. Yes, sir. That's...

I'd like to offer the congratulations

of myself and the whole team.

- Thank you very much. Thank you.

- That's nice.

- It is.

- That's cool.

We didn't know

where you were registered.

Oh, wow.

It's a blender.

I had some help picking it out.

William?

I realized something today, Katie.

No matter how hard you try

to plan your life,

life has a plan for you all its own.

Good luck.

- Thank you, guys.

- Guys, thank you.

Why is he hugging the cop?

Okay, guys, now.

- Very nice.

- No, seriously, why is he hugging the cop?

All right.

On a professional note,

y'all are under arrest.

Right. Just...

Considering we might not all be

together again for quite some time,

Katie and I were hoping to get a picture

before we all go off to the big house.

- What a great idea.

- The big house.

- You want me to do it?

- Would you?

- All right.

- Oh, come on!

Hey! You know, you are walking

on thin ice here, my friend!

You are on very thin ice!

Let me see it.

Don't forget to push the button

for the flash.

Get in here, you guys.

Could you

all just scooch in a little?

One,

two,

three.

I love love

I love being in love

I don't care

what it does to me

Take these tattered boxes

that used to hold your clothes

Break them down

Build them back up with your bones

We swore we'd never

take pictures

Pictures only prove

you can't convince

Well well well

If fingertips

are relationships

Don't use this one

to point the blame

Just sing sing

I love love

I love being in love

We'll take our chances

We'll last a month

You're dressed

to have a good time

You don't need him

You need to be seen

I don't care

what it does to me

To be the new statistic

How I love

How I love

How I love being in love

All you did

was construct a mess

You're dead to me

if love is death

You're a memory

with nothing to show

Well well well

If fingertips are

relationships then

Maybe I could use a break

She smiles

She points at me, she says

"Baby I love how you sing"

So just sing

I love love

I love being in love

I don't care

what it does to me

I love love

I love being in love

I don't care

what it does to me

These pills are fine

to pass the time

Till I find my new drug

We'll take our chances

We'll rise above

We'll last until the end

I love how, I love how

I love being in love

Just me and my puppy

Together we're

so very happy

And the bitter world

won't bring us down

No, I'm looking on

the bright side of things

It's just me and my honey

Together we are

so very funny

And the bitter world

won't bring us down

No, I'm looking on

the bright side of things

And nothing will be

taken from my hands now

Within me

Resistance from me

Nothing can last

How can I pass

On love and understanding

Oh oh oh oh

It's just me and my guitar

Together we'll go

so very far

And the bitter world

won't bring us down

No, I'm looking on

the bright side of things

Here we go now

And nothing will be

taken from my hands now

Within me

A resistance from me

Nothing can last

How can I pass

On love and understanding

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

It's just me

and the town

Together we will

be the champs

And the bitter world

won't bring us down

No, I'm looking on

the bright side of things

I'm looking on

the bright side of things

I'm looking on

the bright side of things

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