All About the Money Page #9

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Vincent, this is the craziest

thing you've ever done to us!

Get me outta here!

Who the f*** is the crazy b*tch

shooting at us?

Oh, that's

Juan Garcia's daughter.

We're in love; we had

the most amazing connection.

You got a sick

motherfucking mind.

You fall in love with the biggest

b*tch down here, just like back home.

I do not think this is the appropriate

place or time to be talking about this.

Shut the f*** up,

somebody's gotta shoot her!

- I love her. -You do realize

this b*tch is trying to kill us?

- She's just a little confused.

- Well, then text the b*tch

and tell her to quit

f***ing shooting at us!

I don't even have her number.

Chris, you said you could throw a

grenade like a baseball, right?

Motherfuckin' Satchel Paige.

Throw it!

- A grenade?

- Here, hold this.

Shut up, man,

he won't pull the pin.

- Seriously?

- Seriously.

You're not gonna

hurt her, right?

I'm gonna bean the b*tch

and knock her the f*** out.

Listen, I'm gonna create a diversion.

You know what a diversion is?

Yeah, that's when one

motherf***er do some crazy sh*t

so this motherf***er

can hit the b*tch.

Yeah.

Aaaaaah!

F*** you, b*tch!

- Oh!

- Oh! Uh-huh!

- Oh, f***!

- What was that?

- Aaaah!

- Get the f*** down!

You just f***in'

blew that p*ssy up!

- That's Juan Garcia!

- That's him?

- That's the man!

- The money! Go!

Move!

Wait for me!

Put the gun down!

Put the f***ing gun down!

Put it down!

- Did you see that?

- We don't...

- Goddamn!

- You a killer now, motherf***er.

Come on, let's go, this way!

Goddamn, we're becoming bad asses.

This is f***in' fun!

Hey, watch

your motherfucking gun!

Come on!

Where are you going,

motherf***er?

Maria!

- You all right, man? -No, but

throw the other grenade!

Get up!

Get it, Chris!

IBomba!

Stay here, on the ground!

IBomba, Bomba!

Freeze, motherf***er, freeze!

Now, you can calm down, man.

Think we got him.

They did it.

These three nitwits...

Uh, I mean heroes...

Actually captured the world's

most wanted criminal.

I'm not even sure

there's anybody left.

No, we killed

all these motherfuckers.

Maybe we should, uh,

call the embassy.

Yeah. Yeah, it's that time.

I think you motherfuckers need

to call an ambulance, man.

Hey, man, get in the back, man.

Get up! Get up,

motherf***er, get up!

- All right.

- You heard the man.

Where is Maria?

No! Get the f*** back!

- Where am I goin'?

- You're standing right here.

- I got him. Get in.

- What are you doing?

Don't be shoving

that motherf***er on me!

- Go on, get in.

- Maria!

- What did you do to my Maria?

- Your Maria's dead!

I got that b*tch's p*ssy in my

pocket, I'm gonna f*** it later.

- Maria!

- Sit down!

So that is when Mr. Pomeroy

decided to stay in Colombia

and now runs one of the most

controversial drug cartels in history.

Yes, the Brighter Day cartel

still produces

and distributes cocaine

but they do it

in a very different way.

Most of the money is used to

build better schools and housing

in the countries

of Mexico and Colombia.

A logo for the cartel,

a new marketing department,

employee benefits...

makes this not

your everyday cartel.

The Brighter Day cartel

is estimated to have surpassed

all other cartels

in total revenue,

although specific numbers will

never be released to the public.

In parting,

we asked Kurt Pomeroy

why he does what he does.

I would ultimately say

I get high helping others,

because others got high.

So there you have it...

Looks good

with a mustache, don't he?

Yeah, he does, man.

I like that.

So, there you have it.

One of the greatest stories

ever told.

Well, not really.

But I'm sure you'll find

some moral to this story

that you can live your life by,

or some such nonsense.

And if not, honestly,

who really gives a sh*t?

Fazi is the newest leader

of the Taliban in Afghanistan

and now number one

on the United States'

most-wanted list.

A reward for tens of millions of dollars

is being offered for his capture.

US officials say Fazi should be

considered extremely dangerous.

- What's wrong?

- And now in other news...

Yo, you hear this?

Yeah, I heard it.

You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

I think you have lost your mind.

You got shot!

- Who cares? We're still here.

- Vincent!

It ain't happening, man.

Why can't you just enjoy

the money?

Man, are you not surrounded by some

beautiful girls because of it?

That's exactly why

I don't want to do

what I think you're thinking

about us doing.

I'm gonna stay right here

with the beautiful ladies.

I need deep tissue before the retarded

child comes up with another idea

that I ain't down with,

by the way.

I'm just asking you

to think about it.

It is a whole lot of money.

California

Let's have a party

Shake it down

California

Knows how to party

In the city...

Ohh!

Chris!

Vincent!

You guys...

Gosh, almighty,

I only stepped on a land mine.

It didn't kill me, pussies.

Where did you go?

Abandoned me?

God almighty.

Ooh!

This is like...

I once had the Siberian Itch.

I had the Siberian Itch.

I had the Siberian Itch.

In Saigon.

Hurts just like that.

Living life day by day

Fell in love

in less than a minute

Just one look...

Oh, I wish I had stuffed in

a couple other clothes.

Hey-ey

I met you there

On a dark and rainy night

The air so thick

You could cut it

with a knife

We were bound for glory

Took a gamble with our lives

Through bamboo fields

I ran with you

We could've had it all

Just to have it all fall

You'd be lying in my arms

Still lying on the floor

My heart breaks...

Oh, yeah

By her own hand

she let the bullet go

She never heard the words

I said

Couldn't use my best lines

Didn't have enough time

She just blew up in my face

The love we had

left us wanting so much more

Now my blank pages,

the story cut so short

Yeah

We could've had it all

Just to have it all fall

You'd be lying in my arms

Still lying on the floor

We could've had it all

Just to have it all fall

You'd be lying in my arms

Still lying on the floor

We could've had it all

Just to have it all fall

You'd be lying in my arms

Still lying on the floor

Aaaah...

Whoo

Still lying on the floor

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