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- Uriel Cohan.

- Yes, him.

He was a real man.

A bit basic, though.

We got off the bed,

we didn't know what to say.

Uriel Cohan.

It should be here.

A friend recommended it...

I've never been to a motel before.

Believe it or not...

I do believe you.

Same here.

- Really?

- Really.

Can I get the triple,

Lake Tower, pole room?

This is the standard room.

It comes with towel origami.

This is sort of the brain of the room.

It controls the temperature.

This is for the food service.

You open this door.

The other door's shut,

nobody sees you.

Orange juice, croissants, coffee.

These are the amenities.

You have to pay extra,

but the one

that's in the offer is very good.

We have shampoo, conditioner.

I love the deodorant. I'll keep it.

There's something else I love,

this sound.

It may seem weird, but listen.

Guys, you overslept.

Let's go.

Sarita. Get up.

Get dressed. We're...

Everybody wake up.

Come on. Get up.

- Again, Dad?

- Again what?

Here. No, this one's yours.

We always oversleep

when we're with you.

- My teacher will get mad.

- We'll think of something.

We'll tell your teacher

we were helping a puppy

that'd been run over

by a bipolar cabbie.

What's bipolar?

- We'll tell her we've been robbed.

- We've been robbed, Dad?

- What's up?

- I'm counting.

- Any trouble?

- The usual stuff.

- How are you?

- Hi.

What happened?

The currency fell?

No, just Facebook.

They went bankrupt?

You mustn't invest on the Internet.

No, I'm going crazy.

Every girl you ever met is here.

I'm going out with a classmate

from kindergarten tomorrow.

A little redhead...

Don't use Facebook. It destroys families

I never liked it.

So, is she there?

Yes, she is. Want to see her?

Yes, she is. Want to see her?

- You have her there?

- Yes.

Where is she?

- Here, on Facebook.

- I mean, for real.

People don't live on Facebook.

Some actually do.

- Does she have kids?

- No.

- Facebook tells you that?

- No, I assumed it.

No pictures of her with kids.

Maybe they want to protect them.

Or to hook up.

You can't tell 'cause

you never had an account.

It's a waste of time.

I never really got it.

I've made up my mind.

I want to have the surgery,

but I'm scared. Not of the procedure.

What are you scared of then?

Of losing my sexual potency.

This procedure

won't make you lose potency.

Actually, some studies claim

it increases your power.

You live more freely.

I still have doubts

that are less academic.

Let's see if I can help.

- Does it still come out?

- Yes, it does. It does.

- It has the same consistency?

- I don't know. I never checked.

- What if I want to change it back?

- In most cases, it's reversible.

I can explain it to you.

This is the duct.

This is the prostate.

I don't need so many specifics.

If you had to get it done,

who would you choose to do it?

There are various experts.

Doctor Souza's office

is on Montevideo Street.

He's a master and my friend.

And someone far away from here?

Far away from here.

I have a friend from school.

He's moved to Rosario. He's great too.

I have this sort of work thing

in Rosario this weekend.

Would it be too weird

to mix both things?

It's already mixed up.

Does it hurt?

Does the procedure hurt?

Emerson used to say:

"Though we travel the world

to find the beauty,

we must carry it with us

or we don't find it. "

Enough, Mom, relax in the salon.

No one went to college here.

Enjoy yourself.

- I don't want to be frivolous.

- I'm not saying that.

You are as frivolous as everybody else.

It's okay to come to the salon.

- Like this color?

- Always need to talk smart?

- No, it's too different.

- We'll mix it up.

- Yes, do that.

- With hazelnut.

- When's your boyfriend coming?

- On Saturday. Why?

- On Saturday?

- Why are you asking?

I've been invited to present

my book in Rosario.

I wanted to go with you.

It was a plan!

Grabbing some lunch on the road,

buying some grapefruits.

I can't ask him to go to Rosario

after a 12-hour flight.

It's good for a couple to be apart.

It gives them room to breathe.

- Okay.

- Okay what?

I'll ask him to come.

He can hire a car and come over.

- Any ideas, Miguel?

- That color is perfect.

- Much better. It's not hazelnut.

- Yes, plus some highlights.

Having to tell

the whole story again hurts.

We separated two days after the wedding.

It was a non-consummated marriage.

I filed for divorce,

but as you know,

the divorce decree

will be implemented retroactively.

Technically speaking, I'm divorced,

unless the law is different in Rosario.

If you give preference to couples...

How does it work?

I can still use

the Honeymoon Special Offer, right?

Do you want to have kids

with your boyfriend?

Don't go there again, Mom.

Time goes by and

your ovules aren't as good.

Having kids makes you feel complete.

You talk like it was a sticker album.

What does it complete? Your ego?

I'm fine, thanks.

Or maybe I'm not.

But having a kid

won't make me feel better.

Let alone if it's a girl.

Do you feel complete?

Maybe there's no chemistry

with this boy.

He's not worth it if that's the case.

Either there is chemistry

or there isn't.

Please, Mom.

Take Rafael, for example.

Once every two days.

And if the weekly average

drops for some reason,

he knows he has to make up for it

over the weekend.

Your dad and I

didn't have those problems.

Why are you telling me this?

Too bad I have to present my book today!

We could go for a walk instead.

Can you cancel it?

- Yes, I can.

- Really?

- Yes.

- Yes?

I'm just outside Rosario. Yes.

I want to buy some grapefruits.

Where are those stalls?

A man in my situation must face

two types of women: The young ones.

I'm not talking underage.

Nothing illegal. Just younger women.

It is nice.

Their skin, their clothes,

the new trends, new words.

But the moment before is kind of sad.

They talk about their father,

their father's wife.

They don't like them.

Lots of assembled families.

Then, they'll want kids

and the whole package:

House, car, weekend plans,

but I already have kids.

I can't fit any more in.

My heart is like Tupperware.

There's no more room in it.

But that's not the only option.

Women who already have kids

and have been married.

But I don't have much affection

for somebody else's kids.

I like kids. My kids.

And they may want more kids.

There we go again.

Forget about older women.

Growing old together is easy.

It's like the horizon

moving away from you on the road.

I'm sorry I'm talking too much.

I don't feel good.

When I don't feel good, I need to talk.

Dr. Weiss told me I could trust you

and I tell him everything...

What is it?

Why are you still upset?

You don't get it.

I travel for ten hours.

I get to the airport.

A car is waiting for me,

and when I think I'll be in your house

within 15 minutes, no.

Your mother's intern

makes me travel three more hours.

And on top of that,

he makes sexual advances to me

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