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- Yes, the mean elephant.

I'm going to the bathroom.

- Wait for me.

- Okay.

I'll be right back.

- Hello.

- Dr. Weiss. How are you?

Uriel. What's up?

- Any problems with the procedure?

- No.

It's the 24-hour

sexual abstinence thing.

It is absolutely necessary for me

to stick to it?

It is.

Your urethra could collapse.

It's really painful.

Actually,

you shouldn't even have an erection.

You have to protect the duct.

You might change your mind later on.

Ral, I won't change my mind.

Why don't you tell the other person?

- Just do me one last favor, okay?

- Yes, whatever you want.

Will you give me a call?

Write this number down.

You turned on the shower in there?

This hotel is crazy. Lots of taps.

- I washed my hands in the shower.

- All men are the same.

Why do you wash your hands so much?

Who can it be this late?

That's weird. Hold on.

Hello?

- It's called bluffing.

- Fontana, what's up?

- Don't hang up, listen.

- Now?

Abonizio changed his mind.

You want to do it now.

I'll be there soon.

Yes, yes. I saw it. Great show.

No, forget about it.

Money won't be a problem.

I'll see you soon, Fontana. Bye.

Hang on...

It was Abonizio's friend.

He says he's doing better.

He didn't want to sign,

but now he does.

- Right, great.

- He has to sign right now.

- Listen to me.

- I'm off.

Gloria, I can't...

- I get it.

- No, let me...

You don't have to explain.

- Give me your number.

- No, no...

Please, Gloria,

I don't want you to think that...

I'm not thinking anything!

Call me when you're in Buenos Aires

and stop by the radio, okay?

- Bye, professor.

- Bye.

A lovely kid. He's read so much.

Are you leaving?

Weren't you expecting that boy

from overseas?

He's not a boy, Mom.

He has a goatee.

That was a boy

you were trying to corrupt.

- Where's your boyfriend?

- Gone.

- Where to?

- We had a flight. He left.

No chemistry. See?

Sometimes chemistry is not enough.

But it's fun!

The poker tournament!

A very noble activity.

- Your father was a great poker player.

- I remember he taught me to play.

Remember when he'd bring

that piece of felt to bed?

We knew it was special.

- I don't remember.

- It was great, no?

Guess who was

an awesome poker player?

Hemingway.

Over the top, but yet wonderful.

- Bye, Mom.

- Bye, Honey.

I'm in.

I pass.

I'll see.

Only one?

We'll finish the third round after

a 15-minute break.

A whiskey, please.

Thanks.

- What's that written on your cap?

- Mazal.

Mazal. Com

Is that an Israeli betting site?

No, it's a kosher supermarket

that's close to my synagogue.

- Are you a rabbi?

- Yes. Why?

I just thought rabbis wore yarmulkes

or those larger hats.

Whatever covers our head is fine.

It reminds us that He is above,

and the rest of us are below.

- And the sponsor?

- In between.

- Isn't gambling forbidden?

- The Torah doesn't forbid it.

What you can't do

is gamble believing in chance.

Why not?

Because your luck is your hands.

- Excuse me.

- Sure. Go ahead.

Hello?

Yes. Okay.

Challah or dessert,

which do you want?

Challah? Challah it is.

Bye-bye.

I'm sorry.

- Do you believe in chance?

- If you win the lottery.

And do you believe in luck?

Know the Hebrew word for "luck"?

No.

Mazal.

"M" for "Machon" or "place",

"Z" dor "Zman" or "time"...

and "L" for "Limud" or "study. "

Study is...?

Studying is the most important.

Knowing what to do with this.

Do you know?

I don't think so.

Thanks.

- Otto, those are not toys.

- Cards can't be used to play?

No, those are poker cards.

My poker cards.

And poker is not a game.

- What is it then?

- A sport. A social sport.

- Will you comb my hair?

- You comb mine.

I'm too tired.

- How were the Koreans?

- Which Koreans?

- They had to bring the money.

- That went well

They brought the money, deal closed.

They brought it by plane?

No, money is wired electronically now.

Otto, close the poker chips.

Put it back where it belongs.

Do as I say.

Where's the guitar I gave you?

Why don't you play it?

Mom got him a bigger one.

Let me see it.

So, the guitar tutor's ugly, right?

He has red hair all around here.

All around his mouth.

He has a sort of goatee?

- Yes.

- Yes.

Play what you've learned.

You're sad.

Here's something for your sadness.

So, how did it go, Uriel?

So-so.

On the one hand, it was fine.

I came home, saw the kids,

sorted out some household issues.

I felt this sudden urge

to find out how it worked.

So I chose two or three

healthy partners and...

All of them at the same time?

No. One at a time.

So, what was that didn't work out?

What was the problem?

I was with several girls, but only

thought about one in particular.

Do you remember

that girl I told you about?

Yes, I do.

That girl who went away,

who dumped you.

- You worked like a clockwork together.

- That girl, Gloria.

She came back,

but went away again.

- She went away? Again?

- Yes.

This time it's different.

I know why she left.

Now, that's a big step forward.

Do you think so?

The key to success is not about

knowing what you're doing right,

but what you're doing wrong.

That rule applies to all disciplines.

Including poker?

Poker is a sort of

small behavior-analysis lab.

Real-life situations

are recreated in the game.

And you have to choose.

I'm playing really well.

I've qualified

for the finals in Rosario.

I didn't know you were playing so well.

Go ahead

and show me what's in there.

"Full spermogram. Physical exam:

Whitish color.

"Opalescent aspect... "

No. The count?

Yes. "Spermatozoid count.

"Negligible. "

- Mobility?

- "Mobility. Null. "

The kid is good at playing the guitar.

Yes, I think he's good.

He's still a bit green, though

- But I'm a bit concerned.

- What about?

His tutor. Guitar tutors in general.

Lots of perverts around.

Weird people. They work night shifts

and give lessons to kids during the day.

Patricia knows his tutor.

They call him "Redhead. "

Redhead?

Redheads are a real concern.

Not just that...

Hey, what are you doing?

Don't touch my brother's hair!

Your brother?

I thought you were a girl.

I'll check him out on Facebook.

- Dad!

- Dad!

- What happened?

- Come.

What happened?

That boy in the pirate costume pulled

Otto's hair and said he's a girl.

Why? Who's the boy?

That one. The pirate.

The pirate?

Let's go talk to his mom.

- Should I go with you?

- No, I'll manage.

You should ignore him.

Will you punch him?

No! We'll talk to her

and everything will be fine.

Hey, excuse me.

Your son just pulled my son's hair.

Maybe he has anger issues,

or gender differentiation problems

He called him a girl

and pulled his hair.

We've met before.

- You look familiar but...

- You're the motel guy?

- Uriel. I'm Uriel.

- Cohen!

- Cohan. Uriel Cohan.

- Yes. Cohan, right.

I'm Mariana, Gloria's friend.

Gloria's friend?

- Gloria told you about me?

- Yes, she did.

There she comes.

Dad.

Dad.

Dad!

- Tell her, Dad.

- What should he tell me, honey?

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