All of My Heart Page #3

MM.

DO YOU WANT ONE?

WELL, I MEAN,

I, YOU KNOW--

AT THE RISK OF ENCOURAGING

YOUR B&B FANTASY,

I DON'T MIND IF I DO.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "FANTASY?"

WELL, I'M STILL PLANNING

ON SELLING THE PLACE.

[PASTRY CRUNCHES]

AH, MAN...

THOSE ARE GOOD.

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

I'M A CHEF.

AND YOU'RE ALSO REALLY GOOD

AT TAKING A COMPLIMENT.

YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT WE WERE

JUST GONNA AVOID EACH OTHER?

MM-KAY.

THAT WORKS FOR ME.

[INHALES SHARPLY]

AH! WHEW.

GOOD STUFF!

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE

WHAT LUNCH IS GONNA BE LIKE.

[SIGHS HEAVILY]

[MAN]:
HELLO?

HARRY! HEY, HEY, HEY.

HOW'S IT GOING, BUDDY?

IT'S BRIAN.

UH... LOOK.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO

STOP CALLING ME.

OKAY, HARRY, LISTEN.

DID YOU GET ANY OF MY

E-MAILS?

LOOK, BUDDY...

I KNOW YOUR VALUE,

BUT THE TRUTH IS,

RIGHT NOW,

YOU'RE JUST DAMAGED GOODS.

HOW CAN YOU SAY THA TO ME, HARRY?

YOU KNOW ME. RIGHT?

I DID NOTHING WRONG.

THAT'S COMPLETELY UNFAIR!

SINCE WHEN DO "FAIR"

AND HIGH-FINANCE RELATE?

I HAVE TO RUN.

MARKET'S ABOUT TO OPEN.

HARRY, PLEASE, JUST GIVE

ME--

[DIAL TONE BUZZING]

[SLAM, CRASH]

I, UH, TAKE I THAT WAS YOUR LEGENDARY

BOSS?

NO. THAT WASN'T.

THAT WAS, UH...

THAT WAS HARRY.

WORKS AT ANOTHER FIRM.

WE WENT TO WHARTON TOGETHER.

OBVIOUSLY, IT WAS

A FRIENDLY COMPETITION

THROUGHOUT OUR CAREERS,

BUT NOW HE'S ON FIRE,

AND I CAN'T GET A JOB. SO.

[MARKET BELL CLANGS]

OH.

FIRST TIME IN 12 YEARS

THAT THE STOCK MARKET'S

OPENING:

AND I HAVEN' BEEN A PART OF IT.

I'M SORRY.

THAT MUST BE ROUGH.

YEAH. UM... LISTEN.

I-- I'M GONNA GO FOR A RUN,

'CAUSE I WANNA BURN OFF

SOME OF THIS ANGST.

I REALLY NEED TO POLISH

THE HARDWOOD FLOORS.

WOULD YOU MIND MOVING

YOUR STUFF TO THE PORCH?

SURE. WHY NOW?

I MEAN, LET'S BE HONEST.

THIS STUFF'S BECOMING

PRETTY IRRELEVANT ANYWAY.

THANK YOU.

NO PROBLEM.

[]

[PANTING]

OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

NO, NO, NO.

NO-NO-NO-NO-NO!

NO, NO, NO. HANG ON, NOW.

DON'T DO THAT. DON'T DO

THAT.

NO, NO. THAT'S MY--

OH, GABBY!

YOUR GOAT'S EATING

MY RESUMES! COME ON.

COME HERE, GABBY.

"GABBY"?

YEAH, THAT'S

WHAT I NAMED HER.

A GIRL WITH HORNS?

THAT'S...

WOW. LOOK AT THIS.

SEE THIS?

-COME HERE, GABBY.

-OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

HEY, HEY, HEY!

YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH.

YOU'RE FULL.

-[LID SLAMS]

-COME ON, GIRL.

-YOU FIND THAT FUNNY?

-YEAH, I DID.

YOU DIDN'T EVEN

BOTHER TO READ IT!

HOW RUDE IS THAT!

I WORK AROUND THE CLOCK.

I FEEL LIKE:

THE CLOCK HAS STOPPED.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW

HOW TO SLOW DOWN.

AHEM!

[PLUMBING RATTLING

AND SQUEAKING]

THAT IS AS MURKY

AS MY FUTURE.

MAYBE WE SHOULD, UH,

I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE WE

SHOULD CALL A PLUMBER?

THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

YOU SHOULD DO THAT.

[PLUMBER]:
MM-HMM...

MM-HMM. [HE SIGHS]

MM-HMM...

[]

IS IT BAD?

YEP.

HOW BAD?

ABOUT $5,000.

OH...

WHAT?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

NOPE.

$5,000? I DON'T HAVE THA KIND

OF MONEY TO PUT INTO

PLUMBING,

ESPECIALLY PLUMBING I NEVER

WANTED IN THE FIRST PLACE!

WHAT ARE WE--

OH, I FORGOT.

WE CAN'T SELL

HALF THE HOUSE, RIGHT?

THIS PLACE IS NOT ME!

I BELONG IN WALL STREET,

NOT MAIN STREET.

YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN

I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY

PLACE?

MY PLUMBING? I CALL A SUPER.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

NOPE.

THIS IS A GOOD CHAT.

WE SHOULD DO THIS MORE

OFTEN.

ARE YOU DONE?

[DISHES CLATTERING]

OH! WHAT--

WHAT IS THIS?

OKAY, THIS IS DISGUSTING.

WE HAVE NO WATER,

I CAN'T COOK IN HERE.

WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!

MY "SILVER LININGS" ARE

DROWNING:

IN THE KITCHEN SINK.

JUST RELAX FOR A SECOND.

GREAT. NOW I SOUND LIKE YOU.

CALM DOWN.

MAYBE I CAN TRY TO FIX

THE PLUMBING MYSELF.

I MEAN, I GO AN MBA FROM WHARTON.

HOW HARD CAN IT BE, RIGHT?

I DON'T THOSE SKILLS

ARE ACTUALLY APPLICABLE

IN THIS SITUATION.

DO YOU HAVE:

A BETTER IDEA?

FIRST THING IN THE MORNING,

I'LL GO TO THE GENERAL

STORE.

WELL, HOW ARE YOU GONNA GE THERE? I NEED MY CAR

TOMORROW.

WELL, HOW ABOU THAT OLD PICK-UP TRUCK?

THAT DOESN'T EVEN RUN.

I'VE BEEN MEANING

TO HAVE IT HAULED OFF.

YOU DO REALIZE I OWN

HALF THAT TRUCK, RIGHT?

YOU GAVE ME GABBY,

YOU CAN HAVE THE ENTIRE

TRUCK.

[STARTER SPUTTERING]

COME ON.

PLEASE!

[GABBY BLEATS]

[STARTER SPUTTERING]

[RUMBLING TO LIFE,

ENGINE CHUGS]

YES! WHOO-HOO!

ATTAGIRL! OKAY. READY?

LET'S GO. LET'S GO.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

COME ON, YOU GOT IT.

[CLUNK, ENGINE SPUTTERS OFF]

NO! NO-NO-NO-NO.

COME ON.

[HISSING]

[BRIAN ROARS]:

NO-O-O!

[GABBY BLEATS]

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME?

[]

I'M SORRY I'M LATE.

I HAD TO USE ALICE'S

KITCHEN,

BECAUSE THIS IS:

THE THIRD DAY IN A ROW

I HAVEN'T HAD RUNNING WATER.

CAN I GET ONE OF THOSE?

YEP! HANK'S YOUR BIGGES FAN.

I CAN'T GET ENOUGH

OF THOSE CRO-SANTS.

YOU MEAN THE "HANK SPECIAL"?

GIVE ME A COUPLE

FOR THE ROAD.

OKAY, YOU JUST MADE MY DAY.

[]

UH-HUH.

UH-HUH.

[DARKLY]:
UH-HUH.

WELL, YOU'RE GONNA NEED

A COMPLETE ENGINE OVERHAUL--

THE WHOLE:

ENCHILADA.

COME ON, MAN, I CAN

BARELY AFFORD A TANK OF GAS.

WELL, I'D SETTLE

FOR YOUR WATCH.

TO GE YOU RUNNING.

[SCOFFS] YEAH.

THIS IS, LIKE, UNBELIEVABLE.

DONE.

RIGHT ON.

HOW DO I LOOK?

LIKE AN AFFLUENT MECHANIC.

COOL.

[]

[]

THAT THING LOOKS

AS WORN-OUT AS ME.

YEAH. I, UH...

I USED TO TAKE LIMOS.

I USED TO BE TALLER.

[CHUCKLES]

[BELL DINGS]

OH, HO. [CHUCKLES]

OKAY, LET ME GUESS.

YOU'RE NO JUST THE PLUMBER?

NOPE.

YOU ALSO HAPPEN TO OWN

THE GENERAL STORE?

YEP.

OKAY, THIS WHOLE

MONOSYLLABIC RESPONSE THING

IS NOT GONNA SUFFICE.

PERHAPS YOU COULD

SAY A LITTLE MORE.

PERHAPS YOU COULD SAY

A LITTLE LESS.

FAIR ENOUGH.

WHAT CAN:

I HELP YOU WITH?

WELL, I'M PLANNING ON

DOING THE PLUMBING MYSELF.

MM. COULDN' REACH THE SUPER?

YOU'LL HAVE TO

REPLACE SOME PIPES.

I DON'T KNOW A WRENCH

FROM MY ELBOW.

A WRENCH DOESN'T BEND.

[GATE BANGS SHUT]

ANYWAY, TOMMY,

THANK YOU.

ANY TIME.

KIND OF BREAKS UP

THE MONOTONY OF THE DAY.

APPRECIATE IT.

I'LL SEE YOU SOON.

[DOOR OPENS, SHUTS]

HE'S A DUCK OUT OF WATER.

[TRUCK FIRES UP]

THAT'S HOW

DUCKS LEARN TO FLY.

[TRUCK RUMBLES AWAY]

[EXHAUST BACKFIRING]

[BRIAN GRUNTING]

THERE ARE REGULATIONS

WHEN YOU OPEN:

A B&B, YOU KNOW.

A FUNCTIONING KITCHEN

IS TOP OF THE LIST.

WELL, THEN MAYBE WE SHOULD

SELL:

THE DYSFUNCTIONAL KITCHEN.

WHAT?

OH! OH-OH-- OH!

HERE, TAKE THIS.

WHEN WILL THE WATER

BE BACK ON?

[GRUNTS AND GASPS]

[GABBY BLEATS IN PANIC]

UH... YOU KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW,

SOMETIME NEXT YEAR?

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WHEW.

AH-HAH!

GO ON...

I DARE YOU--

TURN THE WATER ON.

[INHALES SHARPLY]

HMM...

[PIPES RATTLING LOUDLY]

[LOUDLY OVER THE RATTLE]:

HOW ABOUT THAT?

YOUR PLUMBING:

IS SO...

MUSICAL.

FIGURED:

YOU COULD SING ALONG

WHILE DOING THE DISHES.

[DING]

I FINALLY GO THE BRAIDED FLEX LINE

TO CONNECT TO THE ANGLE

STOP.

A CITY BOY:

WHO SPEAKS PLUMBING?

WELL, IT'S "PLUMB OR

PERISH,"

RIGHT?

ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU SAID?

BESIDES, I GOT TO GE THIS HOUSE FIXED UP, MAN.

AND JENNY,

SHE WANTS TO TURN IT INTO A

B&B

AND BUY ME OUT,

WHICH IS FINE,

BUT I MEAN, I GOT TO

TURN THIS LEMON INTO CASH

QUICK.

YOU KNOW, LISTEN.

WE AGREED:

TO PAINT THE HOUSE, RIGHT?

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