All of My Heart Page #4

CAN'T AGREE ON A COLOR.

AS A MATTER OF FACT,

WE CAN'T AGREE ON ANYTHING.

SHE WANTS TO PAIN THE HOUSE YELLOW, TOMMY.

I WOULD PREFER SOMETHING

SIMPLE,

LIKE MAYBE A SUBTLE BLUE.

HERE YOU GO.

THE CROISSANTS ARE

SELLING REALLY WELL.

I JUST-- I COULD

REALLY USE THE MONEY.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I WAS THINKING--

IT MIGHT HELP:

BUILD MY REPUTATION.

THERE ARE JUST SO MANY B&BS

IN BUCKS COUNTY,

BUT THEY DON'T ALL

HAVE A PROFESSIONAL CHEF.

SO, UM...

TOMMY JUST GAVE ME

A BUNCH:

OF COLOR SAMPLES.

MM. YEAH, WE'RE GONNA

PAINT THE HOUSE,

BUT WE CAN'T AGREE

ON A COLOR.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

WHICH ONE DO YOU PREFER?

OH--

A FRENETICALLY-CHIPPER

YELLOW...

VERSUS... A SUBTLE BLUE.

UH, A VERY DRAB AND

DEPRESSING,

WASHED-OUT BLUE.

UH...

WHY DON'T YOU

COMBINE THE TWO COLORS

AND PAINT IT GREEN?

HMM...

THAT'S THE COLOR OF MONEY.

LET'S HOPE

IT'S A GOOD OMEN.

THAT'S TRUE.

YOU KNOW, BUT I MEAN,

LIKE, A PALE GREEN.

YOU KNOW, LIKE A--

A SEAFOAM MINT--

SOMETHING THAT DOESN' COMPETE

WITH THE COLOR OF THE TREES.

RIGHT. OF COURSE, YEAH.

YEAH.

"NON-COMPETITIVE SEAFOAM

MINT."

I'LL SEE IF

HE HAS THAT COLOR.

GREAT!

OKAY.

OKAY.

YOU TWO MAKE:

A VERY CUTE COUPLE.

NO!

OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

WE ARE NOT A COUPLE.

NO. HE'S HOPEFULLY GETTING A

JOB:

AND MOVING BACK TO NEW YORK.

HMM.

CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR.

SEE YOU LATER.

SORRY, GO AHEAD.

YOU, KNOW COMPROMISE IS A--

IT'S

A VERY PRETTY COLOR.

MM-HMM. I'M GLAD

WE CAN AGREE.

IT'S A GREAT COLOR.

[SHE SHRIEKS, HE GROANS]

[BOTH STARTING TO LAUGH]

WOW!

I JUST BOUGH THIS SHIRT!

SORRY, I THINK

YOU MISSED A SPOT.

OH, REALLY?

YOU'RE GONNA DO THAT?

-YEAH.

-I AM ARMED AND DANGEROUS.

CHECK THIS OUT.

OH, REALLY?

WHAT ARE YOU GOING

TO DO ABOUT THAT?

OKAY. YEAH.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

-WHAT?

-IT'S ON.

-IS IT ON?

-IT'S ON!

YOU'RE ABSURDLY CONTENT.

DRIVES ME INSANE.

AND YOU--

YOU'VE GOT A--

YOU'RE ALLERGIC

TO LIFE!

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING

ABOUT? I'M A REALIST.

YOU KNOW THAT?

I'M A REALIST!

YOU ARE THE GREEN--

PALE-GREEN FACE OF DOOM!

PAH!

THAT IS GREEN!

[SHRIEKING AND LAUGHING]

[YELPS]

WHOO-HOO!

I WIN!

OKAY. OKAY.

OKAY, OKAY.

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[BRIAN]:

THE SECTOR IS BURNING UP.

YOU GOTTA TRUST ME

ON THIS, ALL RIGHT--

THERE'S A PLAY TO BE MADE.

I GET IT.

THANKS FOR THE TIP.

HEY, GOTTA RUN

OFF TO A MEETING.

[BRIAN]:
HEY!

WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA.

LOOK, HARRY,

I HEARD THAT, UM,

THERE MIGHT BE:

AN OPENING AT J.P.

AH, IN YOUR DREAMS.

BUT I WILL LET YOU KNOW

IF ANYTHING REAL COMES UP.

-LOOK--

-[GABBY BLEATING]

WHAT WAS THAT?

GABBY!

KNOCK IT OFF, SWEETIE.

WHO'S GABBY?

UH, THAT WOULD BE THE GOAT.

THERE'S A GOA YOU KNOW WELL ENOUGH TO

NAME?

YEAH.

WE GOTTA GET YOU BACK

TO NEW YORK CITY.

[LINE RINGS, HEADSET BEEPS]

-SO W--

-[DIAL TONE BUZZING]

HELLO?

FANTASTIC.

WELL, I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING

FAIRLY WELL:

UNTIL, OF COURSE,

GABBY INTERVENED.

SO HOW'S YOUR FRIEND HARRY?

HE LIKES TO THINK

THAT HE'S THE--

[HANGS PHONE UP]

...THE BIG SHO IN OUR RELATIONSHIP.

BUT I AM TWICE THE PLUMBER

HE'LL EVER BE, RIGHT?

OH, HO. HE MUST BE

A REALLY BAD PLUMBER.

OH, LET ME TELL YOU,

HE'S THE WORST ON WALL

STREET.

[JENNY LAUGHS]

[]

[]

NOW THIS IS STARTING

TO LOOK LIKE:

THE KITCHEN IN MY HEAD.

YEP. STARTING

TO LOOK GOOD.

IT REALLY DOES.

CHERRY-AMARETTO SCONES.

YOU WANT ONE?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

PASS THIS UP?

THEY SMELL INCREDIBLE.

I WANT TO SELL THEM

AT THE COFFEE SHOP.

I MEAN, I GOT TO MAKE

MORE MONEY.

I'VE GONE THROUGH

HALF MY SAVINGS:

AND THERE'S STILL SO MUCH

TO DO ON THE HOUSE.

YOU KNOW:

WHAT YOU GOT TO DO?

YOU GOT TO THINK BIGGER.

JUST SLAP ON A LABEL ON

THESE:

AND GO OUT THERE AND STAR TO ATTRACT SOME VENDORS.

WELL, A LABEL REQUIRES A

NAME.

I MEAN, DON'T YOU THINK

IT'S A LITTLE MUCH

FOR SOMETHING THAT'S

HOMEMADE?

NO. NOT AT ALL.

CALL IT WHAT IT IS--

"JENNY'S HOMEMADE."

OR WHAT ABOU "JENNY'S HOMEMADE

BREAKFAST"?

THAT WAY, IT TIES IN THE

B&B.

LOVE IT-- THAT'S PERFECT.

YOU SEE,

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO

IS GO TO ALL THE STORES

IN THE NEIGHBORING TOWNS.

RACK UP SOME NUMBERS,

AND I PROMISE YOU,

YOU WILL ATTRAC A DISTRIBUTOR.

SIMPLE.

YOU KNOW, MAYBE THAT MBA

WASN'T A TOTAL WASTE.

[CHUCKLES]

THANK YOU.

I HOPE NOT.

IT WAS VERY EXPENSIVE.

[LAUGHS]

-ALL RIGHT.

-BUT I'M NOT A SALESMAN.

LISTEN TO ME, OKAY?

YOU DON'T TAKE NO

FOR AN ANSWER--

YOU JUST DOUBLE DOWN

AND MAKE IT HAPPEN.

ALL RIGHT?

OKAY.

YOU'RE GONNA DO GREAT.

[CAR STARTS]

UH, HOLD ON!

JUST, UM--

FORGET EVERYTHING

I JUST SAID, ALL RIGHT?

JUST BE YOURSELF.

ALL RIGHT?

ALL RIGHT!

[CHUCKLES]

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THANK YOU. COME AGAIN.

I'M NOT INTO FRENCH PASTRY.

WHAT ABOUT IRISH?

I DO SCONES.

HI. DO YOU HAVE

ANY FOIE GRAS?

WE GOT CHOPPED LIVER.

IF YOU COULD JUST TRY A

SAMPLE.

NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

I SOLD AVON:

TO PUT MYSELF THROUGH

COLLEGE.

MM!

THIS IS REALLY GOOD.

[JENNY]:
THANK YOU.

LET'S GET SOME.

DONE.

HOW MUCH ARE THEY?

IS SHE YOUR SHILL?

SHE'S MY NEW BEST FRIEND.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL TRY

SOME OF YOUR FANCY PASTRIES.

DO YOU MAKE BLINTZES?

I DO NOW.

I'LL TAKE

A DOZEN OF EACH,

AND SEE WHAT SELLS.

PICK-UP ON SIX!

YOU KNOW...

I'M OPENING A B&B.

IF YOU'RE EVER IN DANFIELD,

BREAKFAST IS ON ME.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

[HUSHED]:
YES!

[]

GOOD NEWS!

I GOT FOUR NEW CUSTOMERS.

ONE MORE STOP:

AND I'LL BE HOME.

THAT'S GREAT!

YOU DID GOOD.

I'M PROUD OF YOU.

I'LL SEE YOU SOON.

WHOO!

[LAUGHS]

OKAY. THAT'S WEIRD.

THAT'S REALLY WEIRD.

[GABBY BLEATS]

SO I'VE BEEN

EXPERIMENTING:

WITH CREPES.

I'VE GAINED FIVE POUNDS

SINCE YOU MOVED IN.

[LAUGHS] YOU KNOW,

I WAS HOPING I COULD PICK

SOME OF YOUR BLUEBERRIES,

'CAUSE FRESH MAKES

ALL THE DIFFERENCE.

YOU CAN PICK THEM

BY THE BUSHEL,

IF I CAN HAVE:

MORE OF THESE CREPES.

YOU REALLY SHOULD

TRY HER SCONES, ALICE.

THEY'RE AMAZING.

YEAH, THEY'RE

SELLING REALLY WELL.

BRIAN LOOKS:

AS PLEASED AS YOU DO.

WELL, MY ROAD TRIP

WAS HIS IDEA.

IT'S NICE TO SEE A YOUNG

COUPLE:

PULLING FOR EACH OTHER.

OH, WE'RE--

WE'RE JUST FRIENDS.

CAN I GET YOU SOME COFFEE?

-SURE.

-GREAT.

YOUR PRESERVES:

ARE DELICIOUS.

[PIPES RATTLING]

A SINGING SINK.

[TOGETHER]:

YOU SHOULD HEAR THE TOILET!

AFTER BREAKFAST,

WE CAN PICK BERRIES.

MAYBE I'LL WORK OFF

A CREPE OR TWO.

[CHUCKLES]

[PHONE RINGING]

HELLO?

[BRIAN]:
HELLO?

[CLICK]

OKAY.

[DIALING]

[RINGING]

[SLOWER]:
HELLO?

IS JENNY THERE?

[BRIAN]:
UH, NO.

WHO ARE YOU?

BRIAN. WHO ARE YOU?

DARYL.

OKAY, DARYL.

ARE-- ARE YOU A CUSTOMER?

NO. I'M CALLING ABOU THE TRUFFLE-CUTTER.

SORRY. THE WHAT?

WHEN WILL JENNY BE HOME?

LIKE MAYBE IN AN HOUR OR SO?

WOULD YOU LIKE ME

TO LEAVE HER A MESSAGE,

OR--?

JUST TELL HER TO CALL ME.

[BRIAN]:
OKAY.

[DIAL TONE BUZZING]

HEY. UH, LISTEN.

YOU GOT A PHONE CALL TODAY.

SOME GUY NAMED DARYL.

SOMETHING ABOU A RUFFLE CUTTER?

[LAUGHS]

IT'S TRUFFLE--

IT'S A FANCY MUSHROOM.

WHAT ELSE DID HE SAY?

JUST THA HE WANTED YOU TO CALL HIM.

OH.

[RINGING]

HELLO?

HEY.

I COULDN'T FIND

YOUR TRUFFLE-CUTTER.

OH, THAT'S OKAY.

WHO'S THE GUY

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