All Things Fall Apart

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Three!

Okay, first and ten

and Deon Barnes

on a roll with three touchdowns

and a hundred yards rushing.

He gets... yeah, yeah, hoo...

Hut!

And, go baby!

Get it! Get it!

Get it! Get it!

Good job!

You know you got it!

Yeah, you know you got it!

Oh, that's my boy.

Coach.

Huh.

We're up

by so much.

Do you think we could put

my brother in the game?

Yeah, Sean Barnes,

you're in, come on!

Sean! Your glasses!

Come on!

Come on out, Jimmy.

Good job, buddy.

Let's go, come on.

Coach wants a 34 dive. Sean, you okay?

I'm okay.

Ready?

Right!

Get in there, baby!

Go for it!

Three!

Come on, boys!

Set!

Hut!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Come on.

Okay, come on.

Come on, baby boy.

Come on.

Come on.

Yeahhh.

Blue and gold!

Hut!

Oh!

- Can I get a...

- Hold on.

You don't get a drink until

we win or go into overtime.

- I just want a beer.

- Uh-uh! Look.

You come into my bar

on a Saturday afternoon

you'd better order your

drinks before or at half time,

but when the game is on,

nobody interrupts. Okay.

Hey! Bee's bar.

My bad, y'all.

Let's bring it up!

I want it! I want it!

I'm ready.

Hut!

Fourteen! Fourteen!

Who is that?

That's my baby!

There's more action

from the dealer.

When will it

be turned around?

Man, you see I'm watching

the game here, Sean.

When you gonna sell

this old 'vette of yours?

When I feel like giving

you a commission.

Now sit down and watch

your brother play ball.

I can't mess around.

I'm up for promotion.

Hey, you think I can get

a ride back?

Sean, I'm watching

the game. C'mon!

Jeez, man.

Watch this, watch this!

Do it D.

Do it D.

You have to watch this.

Oh, yeah!

Do it D!

Timeout! Blue.

Time out!

Shut the f*** up!

Damn!

...back on

their eleven yard line.

Raise that hand again and they

gonna be calling you Stubby.

Yeah, and don't think

she's playing around.

I've seen that

action before.

Let's go Twizz left,

Stop running

that bullshit.

The line is

too strong.

All right.

F*** it!

Line, let 'em come through.

We'll hit 'em with base,

Seattle Blue, on one on one.

All right!

Set!

Hut!

C'mon!

Hey! Hey, could I get

that ride?

Right now, Bernie's

gonna buy you a beer.

- Wow!

- Yeah!

Gimme some dap.

Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!

One, two, three, D!

Hit the showers.

Good game!

Deon, a word.

I just wanted

a quick word with you.

I'm gonna

make this quick.

I don't want to put you

on the spot.

You did something tonight that

was really wonderful to see.

You showed

tremendous character.

Don't ever forget it.

You won the game for us

without scoring touchdowns.

I want you to know that every

sportscaster in the country,

from ESPN, CBS is gonna be

showing highlights of this game

and they're gonna be showing

you taking people out.

Because of that, I'd like

you to have this game ball.

I want you to take it

to the N FL with you

and put it on your shelf and

then invite me over, so I can...

hang out in your big house,

pretend it's mine.

All right?

Thanks, Coach.

You have a good time, tonight.

Not too good.

Four three.

What's that?

What was your fastest

time off the line tonight?

Because, uh,

I ran a 4-3-40.

I was All State

in three different sports.

Come on, we heard

this before.

Then why didn't you

take it?

You got all these

scouts in the stands

taking down your stats

every night.

Deon, you see the endzone in your sight,

you take it.

Don't throw your opportunity

away, like I did mine.

You got one season

left at this university.

You don't

forget that.

We won the game.

Son, I didn't have

anyone watching my back

who knew the game.

I'm watching your back.

Okay?

You go have fun.

And you party, but

keep your nose clean.

And your dick clean.

I know yo' ass.

Huh?

Yes, sir.

Yeah, I'm

watching yo' ass.

You were amazing tonight.

Alright, alright, how?

How did you see

that sh*t out there, man?

You had two

guys on you.

Man, you boys never play flea

flicker when you was a kid, man?

We been running the same

plays since peewee leagues.

We took the ball

every practice.

See how many times you make it

change hands before we cross the goal.

No sh*t?

I had two choices

out there tonight.

I coulda held onto the

ball and went down with it,

or when my quarterback is

running on the right,

I flick that ball out

and we in the end zone!

It was incredible

to see you.

But I didn't see it.

No, you

didn't see it?

You had too much to drink.

Ladies, ladies, ladies.

I overheard y'all conversation

and I got one question to ask.

Are you all here

for the love of Deon?

You're friends

with Deon?

Hell, yeah.

Y'all wanna

meet him?

Ya gotta dance

with me first.

Well...

He wants to dance.

You wanna dance?

Let's make it happen.

Come on, we at a party.

Okay.

Come on.

Oh, I like

what I'm seeing.

Hold on. Let's make a sandwich.

Five dollar.

Going down.

I'm interracial datin'.

That's my

motherfuckin' man showing off.

That's my boy

right there.

That's why we win the

motherfucking games, man.

That's why we won.

Yeah.

Yo, Sean.

Yeah?

Yo.

Hi, man.

What's up, man.

It's a party, man,

enjoy yourself.

I know,

I'm fine.

I knew you was

gonna be here.

Congratulations

on the game.

Yeah, that

went good.

Yeah, I'm gonna leave.

This ain't my scene.

What you need to do is take

care of this sh*t right here.

Turn you into

a up and comer.

That way one of these

b*tches around here

keep you up and coming.

Know what I'm talking about?

Nah, that's alright.

Man, f*** this sh*t,

man. F*** beer, man.

Man made beer.

God made weed.

See them little

b*tches over there?

Yeah.

Like 'em?

They're something.

Yeah.

Excuse me, sweethearts,

I told y'all, come here.

Yeah.

We can go upstairs and be away

from all this noise, if you want.

Okay, let's go.

It's that easy when you

the big bad ole cat.

I'll holler.

Mm.

Mm.

Go.

Nine five. Nine nine. Eleven one.

Come on.

That's good,

that's good.

That's not bad.

Come on, get up. Open

up your chest. Get air.

Are you alright?

Yeah, probably just

a little dehydrated.

You wanna quit?

Hell no.

Reset that.

I thought

so. Alright, and... go!

High step dancing now.

Okay, as

Ben Jones said,

American jobs are jobs

installing insulation,

putting in solar paneling,

putting in weather proofing,

and we have to decide

do we want to support

a dirty fossil fuel industry

or a clean green one

where are the jobs

gonna be?

Drill, baby, drill, becomes

spill, baby, spill.

Well, that's what I say.

What do you say?

There's no clean green coal, come on.

It's an illusion.

Poof.

Man, what we coming

up in here for?

Gonna get

something to drink.

In a bookstore is the last place

a nigga like me is trying to be.

Yo.

Yo, what you

doing in here, brother?

We've been looking

all over for you, man.

We gonna get lunch.

Y'all go ahead,

I'm busy.

I know what he in here

trying to do.

He wanna holler

at that baby.

That's what you was doing?

She ain't got no ass.

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