All Things Fall Apart Page #2

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You like that?

I got you.

D.

He gonna hit

your girl.

Can I have some

assistance, please?

I'm just playing. How you

doing? My name is Deon.

- Sharon.

- Nice to meet you.

You like football, Sharon?

Yeah.

We got a big game

coming up this weekend.

Never mind him,

he's crazy.

But if you like, I'd like

you to be my special guest.

Okay.

Yeah.

So if you write your number

down and I can...

know how to get

in contact with you

to get you

you the tickets.

Okay, Sharon.

I can't believe you

f***ing did that, man.

What? Here, man,

I got it for you.

Yo, this b*tch last night,

her ass was like this!

I'm telling you, she was

standing up off her back

like this, whoa!

Y'all did

the ass hash bash.

I love a tiger body p*ssy, great.

I'm gonna pass

on lunch.

Catch up with

you guys later.

Alright. Hey, don't

forget Sunday.

Mom's expecting us.

Yeah, I'll

be there.

Your brother's a

f***ing weirdo, dude.

He can't even come to places

when we go places, sh*t dog.

He don't wanna

go with us anyway.

Good.

Mm, mm, mm.

Just a little more

hot sauce.

Hey.

You smell good.

Well, baby,

you don't.

You gotta go wash the

gasoline off of you.

BMW, Black

Man Working,

that's a good thing

in this economy.

You like that.

Ten seconds left, last play of

the game, y'all ready for this?

Yeah.

You with me,

little man?

All right,

check it out.

You ready?

Getcha all pumped up. Who

wanna go out, who wanna go long?

Throw me the ball.

You ain't gotta push.

Shut up.

Alright, go ahead,

go long.

Alright, you can run faster

than that. Come on, man, run.

I'm gonna hit you at

the hump. Go ahead, run.

Here, y'all

take the ball.

Don't let him push

you around, man.

Yeah.

Oh, and please, get

that scarf off your head.

Or you will not get the

result you want tonight.

You gonna

play the p-card with me?

I'm just saying.

Get your hands outta...

what am I gonna do with you!

Didn't even hurt.

I know she was trying to

show me love and affection.

You see that? You

see what he's saying?

He's saying he gets away

with it. You spoil him.

And I don't.

That is my son.

That's my problem

with women.

I always put them up

against my mom

and they don't

stand a chance.

Oh, that's my baby.

That's right.

Do... do... do you

know the song "My Girl"?

You should sing that.

This here is my girl.

All right,

all right.

Dinner's in ten minutes.

Get your brother.

All right.

You get the shower.

Later.

Would you please.

Halftime is

my time. I'll wash up.

Please.

Okay.

And put on that

cologne I like.

Wait until you taste, baby,

this cheddar corn bread, baby.

You gonna love me

all over again.

I like what

I'm seeing.

Ooh.

Yaho.

Buddy, what it do,

big homie.

What up.

Man, I came over here

so we can go to the mall,

and I can get at

some b*tches.

What do you need me

to go with you for?

I don't need

you to come.

A good pimp need an

assistant. Go get the car.

Hey, June. I don't

know where you gonna put

this third helping.

Aw, man.

June, why in the hell do you come

in my house smelling like that?

What?

But this is

my special cologne.

What? New Cannabis

Cold Water?

No, it works.

The hood rats

love it.

Ms. Barnes, you think

I can get a plate too?

You can go in and

make yourself a plate.

Please?

Thank you.

Hey, man, your

momma got wild.

Don't be looking at my momma like that.

Just playing.

I ain't playing

with you.

Aw, sh*t.

Here come Poindexter.

Hey, Sean.

You gonna chill and

watch the game with us?

Okay.

What about that girl?

You call her?

No.

Why not?

I didn't feel

right about it.

I mean, how

would that look?

Me calling after

you talked to her?

What?

What the f***?

Man, you shoulda

gave me the number.

Your brother don't

want no p*ssy.

Sittin' up with in

motherf***er reading books

playing love jeopardy.

I did not want

to f*** that b*tch...

F*** you, man.

What?

Yo, chill out.

Say that

one more time.

He didn't mean

nothing by it.

One more time!

One more time

for what?

What is going

on in here?

Baby, are

you all right?

I'm all right,

I'm all right.

He pushed me

over the table.

Why you do

that, Sean?

What if he

hurt himself?

No matter, you always take his side.

This is not sides, baby.

You coulda hurt your brother,

you coulda hurt yourself.

It's nothing.

It's over some girl he like

and I got her phone number

and I asked him if he called

and he got mad.

Sean, what

are you thinking?

We got the biggest game of

your brother's career coming up.

Now what if he cut

himself on that glass.

What if he didn't play

to his fullest

in front of all the scouts

that we know are gonna be there.

Your actions affect

the entire family.

I didn't mean it.

I'm sorry.

It's all right.

Don't worry about it.

Sean.

Barnes!

I don't need you getting into

any kind of dick waving contest

to see who can

lift the most weight.

You gotta keep your legs alive

for Oregon on Friday night.

I'm focused

on the ball game, Coach.

I'm not gonna mess it up. I promise.

I believe you.

But I don't want you in

here after another hour.

One hour, you're done.

All right?

I mean it.

I'll be outta here.

One hour.

What the f***

you doing in here

with the regular

population, homie?

Coach said if he caught

me in the gym over an hour

he'd kill me,

so I came over here.

You wanna

lift weights?

Just a few minutes.

Yo, D. How much

you weighing there?

Woo.

Let's get this money,

big homie.

Let's do this.

You gonna get far, baby.

This is lightweight

for me.

Let's make

it happen.

One for the mansion,

two for the Maybach,

three for the b*tches,

four for the highlight.

Five for the fame.

I said five for the fame.

Man, you always got to go

all messed up.

Man, you ran it on me.

Boy, get mine.

Oh, God.

Hot hot damn.

What the f***

you laughing at?

What you get

mad at me for?

F*** this sh*t, man.

I'ma stay skinny.

That way my dick

look bigger.

The only Heisman trophy pose

I want to do

is when I grab

a b*tch purse.

Get back, b*tch!

I'm outta here. You can have that sh*t.

Hey.

Hey, you think you can give me a spot?

You want

me to spot you?

Why not?

Okay.

Here comes

the muscle.

Okay, you don't need me so I'm gonna go.

Help, help.

Say please.

Help, please.

Please, baby,

help me.

See, I did

need you.

How was I?

Great.

It was

my first time.

Your first time?

Mm-hm.

Twelve.

Thirteen.

Fourteen.

Hey, yo, D.

What up?

You just can't be busting

up in here like that.

Your brother downstairs.

You want me to send him up?

Tell him to

give me a minute.

Right. You want me

to tell him ten?

Tell him fifteen.

I was sitting

right over here.

I know, it's cool.

Alright.

Why'd you hit my head?

"Oh, give me fifteen. "

- I was just playing.

- Forget about ten.

Explained this happened, man.

Set that up, dog.

It's going

down tonight.

It was crazy.

You okay?

No problems.

Give me a call

the next time

you need help

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