All Through the House Page #4

Ugh!

[Shouts]

[Whimpers]

[Muffled screams]

- [ Muffled screaming]

- Yah!

Ooh!

[Grunting]

Yahhh!

[Smacks]

Now, you've gone

and pissed me off.

This...

This is for my mother!

[Grunting]

- Don't!

- Take that b*tch

to the timeout room!

No! No!

No, no, not the...

Take her up there.

No, get off me!

No!

No! No!

No, no, no!

No, no, please!

No! Please, please! No!

Ugh!

Don't, don't!

- Rachel!

- Oh, my god, Cody!

What are you gonna do to him?

Let him go!

[Grunting]

No!

[Crying]

Jaime, may I see

what you've brought me?

What the f***

are you gonna do to me?

Oh, my. You've been

busy, haven't you?

I see you have a variety

of shapes and sizes.

It's always good

to have options.

Oh, have, uh...

Have you decided which one

you would like to use?

[Groaning]

Ugh!

[Maniacal chuckle]

What are you people

gonna do with me?

Let him go!

Jaime, will you go get

my surgical bag?

It's still in my closet.

[Laughing]

Um.

Don't worry.

I know Jamie's crazy as a hoot.

And I know

there is no possible way

I could fix Jamie's problem.

[Gasps]

Or is there?

I'm going to do what my husband

tried to do years ago.

I'm going to put Jamie...

Out of her misery.

How are you

gonna get away with this?

My crazy child

escapes from a

mental institution

and comes home to kill me...

Only I kill her first.

[Gasps]

I'll be a hero.

[Gasps]

And you and I will live

happily ever after.

You...

You were supposed to be mine.

That bastard husband of mine

got your mother pregnant

at the same time

he knocked me up.

And wouldn't you know it...

He gave that b*tch a baby girl.

That's right.

You and Jaime...

Are family.

Come here.

Come here.

Now, Jaime...

I need to talk to you in private

in the living room.

Come on. Come on, now. Let's go.

Oh, oh, my.

I almost forgot.

- Ahhh!

- [Screaming]

No!

[Sobbing]

[Grunting]

I'm sorry, baby.

You no longer

belong in this world.

I only did what I did

to protect you.

I thought I could save you...

Make you better.

Oh, Jaime.

Why didn't you come back to me

like the little girl I knew?

I finally see you.

And you ain't nothin'

but a dickless man.

And there ain't nothin'

worse than that.

- Ugh!

- [Moaning]

I love you baby.

I love you, baby, so much.

Ugh!

Ahh!

[Grunting]

Stop it!

[Choking]

[Straining]

[Voices whispering]

[Woman's voice]

Just before you die.

Let's go bury this

b*tch out back.

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