Alla alskar Alice Page #8

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I go out with the boots

and the stuff to her.

Then you can dress Pontus and we will leave.

Damn, it shouldn't be like this.

LOTTA:
Hi, neither Johan, Lotta, Alice or

Pontus can pick up the phone right now.

Say anything you like and then we will call back

as soon as possible. Bye.

Why aren't you answering, mom?

Where are you? I don't want to be here.

Hurry, come here! Dad promised us

to be alone, but the b*tch is here.

She is calling us bad words and

dad just stands and watches. Call me!

Alice, you will catch cold.

Mom will not be glad if you come home

sick. Come!

OK, let's do this then.

Yes!

Wait...

Yes! Goal!

I put the boots here with a banana.

Alice...

We are going on an expedition.

It would be fun if you join us.

Patrik, come!

-I will cut you when you are asleep.

-No, it has to be this way.

Show Pontus your hut in the woods.

-Do you want to see it? Add to it a bit?

You go ahead.

ANNA:
Careful! You see the ladder over there

is a bit broken.

Dad, let Patrik spin also.

-Now I will chase Patrik.

-No, I don't want to.

-Don't you want?

-No, let go!

No, not me!

Stop it!

Stop it, Johan!

Do you have to do this all the time.

It's embarrassing!

Why are you doing this?

That was damn unnecessary.

Sorry.

But why are you doing this?

-So many leaves...

-What kind of man is this?

Do you have to show everything?

The children can't handle this.

-I'm showing that I love you.

-It's too early.

-But it isn't forbidden?

-Patrik, wait for me!

True love in the woods...

Let's go! - Patrik!

Where did you come from?

-From the sky I suppose.

-Yes, it seems so.

-Are we friends then?

-Yes...

-Sorry I yelled a bit.

-Let's go on expedition.

-Shall we go on expedition?

-Ourselves.

Aren't we going with them?

Ourselves. We can go down

to the beach ourselves.

You and me? Can he also join?

Yes.

But...yes...

Two! There is no speed...

-We must do like this.

-Well done, dad!

-What? That is three. Did you see?

-Yes.

You can also do this.

Higher, dad, higher!

Higher!

Higher!

-I won!

-That was the limit.

-What's the matter?

-Pee.

-Don't forget to pull down the trousers.

-Yes...

How do you think he is handling everything

with your mom and me and...

He doesn't understand...

Well, as you and me do.

Alice...

Have you called mom and told her

that you... want to leave?

-May I?

-Of course you may.

I want you to be here.

Pontus and you.

But you have to do as you like.

Call mom.

(THE TELEPHONE RINGS)

-Yes, this is Alice.

-You have one new message.

LOTTA:
How can you seduce

the children to that slut?

You promised to be alone.

This is child abuse.

The slut shall not infect my children.

Alice calls and cries and screams.

The children must come home now,

otherwise I will report you!

They must come home now!

Otherwise you'll see what I can do!

The message was received at 13:59.

-Wow, that went fast.

-Yes.

And what decisions have we made?

I stay.

Thank you.

-Will there be any food here?

-No, there will be no food.

-Yes, we will eat in 15 minutes.

-You can taste my pancakes.

Mother's are very delicious.

-Don't pay attention to her.

-I will make so delicious pancakes.

-What have you done with the crispbread?

-Puzzle!

Hi.

We will have pancakes you see.

So, let's see...

Damn! This is not a

good frying pan, you see.

I will just do this...

I use to turn them in the air

but now it doesn't work.

This is how to show things.

Then it usually doesn't work as well.

Damn pancake! It gets stuck in the frying pan!

It's that damn teflon surface!

It becomes like this sometimes.

Now you'll see...

Those damn f***ing pancakes!

-Lie in your dad's bed.

-That's my mom's.

-No, it's actually my dad's.

-Nothing here is his. Everything is mom's.

-It's my dad's house.

-Just as much my mom's!

Hello there! What are you doing?

One at a time! -What's the matter, Patrik?

-I lied here first but must go.

-Is this true, Alice?

Yes, I actually want to rest a while

and this is my dad's bed.

-Come.

-What is it?

-I want to be alone.

-Go out on the veranda then.

If Patrik lies here

then Alice must respect that.

They must both respect that

this is our bedroom. Period.

-If you can't agree, then go out.

-Shall Alice be allowed to throw Patrik out?

-Be sensible regarding the sitation.

-We are five who feel different.

-I give a damn about this bed.

-Me too!

-Well, I'll be damned...

-Yes, damn it!

Can you be so kind and stop that!

What?

Creak, creak, creak...

No.

Time to eat! Come!

-He thinks he desides over me.

-She thinks she decides over me.

-Only my dad decides over me.

-But you don't have any.

Are you stupid or what...?

He is a woodcutter in Canada.

He cuts so big trees

that you can't find here. Look!

Oh...

They think they can decide over us,

as we were little children.

But we are actually 12 years old.

Do you want them to be together?

No.

-What do you want then?

-Everything to be as before.

What do you want?

I also want everything to be as before.

Are you deaf? Come now, I said!

-Incredibly delicious pancakes!

-Thank you.

-Aren't they, Alice?

-Mmm...

-What? I didn't hear.

-Enormously delicious!

Enormous!

What the hell are you doing?

She becomes sorry.

She has been cooking this for you.

Aren't the pancakes to your taste?

What's wrong?

What? Are you behaving like this at home?

-Alice, are you doing this to your mother?

-No, but she isn't my mother.

Now, damn it...

Don't you believe...

-Don't believe, damn it...

-What are you saying? I don't get it.

Not me either.

(MUSIC AND SINGING)

(THE MUSIC CEASES)

You just can't go away like this.

Then you give up, then the children win.

Do you mean that we must conquer them?

Our own children?

As a damn boxing match?

I'm just saying that we must give them more time.

You said it yourself.

-Time and patience.

-If someone has patience, then it's me.

But how much sh*t do I have to take

from your daughter?

-Only Alice who is the problem?

-No, Patrik also.

But Alice is so loaded with bullshit

from your damn ex wife. I get no chance.

Can't you see how she studies

every move you do?

-You are a little sensitive now, aren't you?

-You are blind, Johan. She hates me.

-Then I'll say the same about Patrik.

-Not a single bad word about my son!

-You spit out sh*t about my daughter.

-Damn you!

-Damn yourself and your discontent.

-Go home to your wife. You are still married.

Then you can relax! Without any problems at all!

Go home to her!

Run out to the woods then, damn it!

As all the others! Out!

(THE FRONT DOOR OPENS AND SLAMS)

-Are you sitting here by yourself?

-I cannot go on any longer.

-Go on what?

-Pancake.

But you don't have to eat

any more pancakes.

-I'm tired, I want to rest.

-Go ahead then.

Damn!

Sh*t!

Sleep well! He is watching you.

-Good night.

-Good night.

Sleep well.

Shall we do something funny tomorrow?

Perhaps we should talk, you and me.

Sleep well now.

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