Almost Married

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We made it! Arrived!

Ceasefire

- Cease Fire

- Damn!

Jesus Christ!

Where's our clothes?

- Where is the damn clothes?

- It's the wrong shelter.

- Shelter wrong?

- I drew an incorrect map.

Jarvis, damn criminal!

Should be the other.

What other?

That there.

You son of a b*tch!

I finger you popped!

F***!

Hey, Jarvis, put on your mask,

f***ing idiot!

- Damn! It's broken!

- No, no, no.

Without the masks on,

can not shoot.

Cease fire!

Marshall, masks are broken!

Do not be chicken, Kyle

Can not shoot.

Could lose an eye.

What do you prefer,

lose an eye or the balls?

How did you think this was a good idea?

Be a funny memory.

Are bullshit.

Alert

- Do you have ammunition?

- A little.

Give them to me and I'll cover you.

F***!

You should cover my last time!

- That I did.

- Ran away, damn it!

- I was not defending the front.

- Yes?

You could defend there,

catching clothes, and return

defending!

Not going to let me shoot.

You're the one getting married!

Go together.

Right.

Go together.

- Ready?

- Si.

'll Edit it for the wedding.

I'll put music.

Le add some balls big as mine.

Here is Butch Cassidy!

Butch Cassidy.

What's the matter?

Relief Enjoying a good piss.

It feels so good, that sometimes

bids over the account, right?

It happens frequently.

Not that, friend.

It felt a little weird.

Like... If burned.

Did you use one of these?

'll Drink something while you try.

When you're ready.

Take your time.

I calmly taking the medicine, right?

Shut up!

Hey this.

Falls flowing again!

How does it feel?

As something sharp such as nettle.

Nettle?

Seriously, dude, I know what you mean.

You must have crabs.

Burns like hell.

Be strong.

No, burn.

Sh*t, yeah that burns!

We've all been so, man.

We've all been there.

"Sexual Health Clinic"

genital Herpes.

Is dangerous.

Very dangerous.

What are you complaining?

This.

This waiting room is not like in my day.

You get in trouble putting

together all these...

sexual predators.

I think take a powder is the

last thing they are thinking.

F-638, please.

Yes, I forgot.

Here you are just a number.

- As in jail.

- Would you like to wait in the van?

The latter was not bad.

In fact, it was good,

pretty good.

I would give.

Is that what you came?

To pick up women in a sexual health clinic?

Is a place as any.

- In what f***ing way? - First,

obviously enjoy love.

Is obvious.

Second, not all sick like you.

Almost all are clean,

with seal of approval.

The porn star, for example,

require regular checkups,

a general medical examination.

- And you ensure a clean copy.

- Exactly.

The latter looked clean.

Perhaps a vaginal infection,

but no big deal.

A vaginal infection.

Do you feel it?

Yes.

- CF-3330, please

- What is it?

Beard and a bald head.

Must have genital warts,

a recurring event.

And there?

Gonorrhea and vaginal infection.

And they

Have a seat, please

This is easy.

Why?

They go together, right?

So?

- We.

- Yes, but they are gays.

May think the same of us.

Even you're my boyfriend.

But I'm not gay.

Yes

may think that you have AIDS.

I'm not a f***ing gay!

I was not talking about him.

I like the homosexuals.

- I'll wait in the van.

- Yes.

Remember have used this?

Then use this!

Chlamydia.

Now in easy to open packs

HIV What if it were you?

ME MY BOYFRIEND GOT IT AIDS

I just avoided pregnancy

Shows signs of infectious nodes.

I will prescribe some antibiotics.

Will results in a week.

The Silent Disease

Damage to testes and ovaries

Sh*t!

You will not believe the day I've had

Hello.

What are you doing?

Nothing, just...

- You look guilty.

- No.

Were you looking Porn?

No.

No!

And so? Something you did.

I realize.

Yes, I was watching porn, yes.

No I was jerking.

I do not care if you pajeas.

But do not lie.

Been drinking.

I told you I had a bad day.

Ask me what happened.

What happened?

First, Mark still pushing at me

the contract.

- Is an a**hole.

- It's not.

Okay, it's not.

And second?

The DJ has two requests for

July 18.

Well, move the other

to another day.

He really is an idiot.

What did you say?

You do not want anything.

Be hard to find another

in such a short time.

We have a couple of months.

And he made me think...

That maybe...

We can compose a rap about our plans.

- No, no. - Is not it weird that

we have not thought before?

I have enough, avoiding lawsuits

in my family,

Jarvis not offend everyone and...

vegans do not eat the crap that can not

eat.

I will not do music too.

So music

have a real meaning for us.

You can do it for me.

Right!

Really?

- Yes And you can help..

- No.

You provide the music.

My contribution will be in the bedroom.

You can enjoy a preview.

Listen...

Lydia, I...

Not in the mood.

But you just watching porn.

Yes, but...

Then show me.

Show me what you looked.

No.

Please, I want to see.

- Do not you want to see that.

- Yes I do! Come on, please.

I can not.

Do not be shy.

We have already seen porn.

Seriously, I can not.

Why?

Do not like.

Why?

Era dwarf porn.

Dwarf Porn?

Yeah, like elves porn.

Are you serious?

I was curious.

Me sick.

Well, it was fun...

More than erotic!

- Damn idiot, Jarvis!

- Maybe you need another hand!

Is my f***ing sandwich?

What eat for lunch?

- How many "C" is in "action"

- Two?

Not fit two.

Looks bad.

Who is dyslexic, you or me?

I got one.

Three letters, starts with "V",

ending in "H".

Sexually Transmitted Disease.

- VAH... VUH...

- Almost complete the panel?

Only missing a hand, Dave.

Need the van to bring yogurt to Scotland.

I will not be here. When finished,

Take the rest of the week.

And do what?

Become a straw.

Make two.

Moreover, what if

jack off each other?

I'm giving a couple of days

. They should thank me.

Will paid days, Dave?

No, Jarvis, thought

straw sponsor them shared.

Five per head.

What do you think?

Come, help unload.

How many "C" is in "action"?

- I'll help with yogurt.

- What?

I said I'll help with yogurt.

As?

Removing lead paint?

I have a friend there.

- Where? The north of Scotland?

- Si.

Saving for your wedding.

Right, friend?

- There will be the normal pay.

- But cash, right?

Go on, then.

Then do not complain.

That only takes a couple of days.

What if I am not healed by then?

Chlamydia cured with a few pills.

Yes, but what if the test is positive?

Another thing.

Something seriously.

Not so.

Do not torment yourself.

In a few days we will laugh

all this.

And guests when

hear my best man speech.

Shut up, it's coming.

Thank you, baby.

Not have plans for this weekend.

I already made a commitment.

But bought meat and all.

I bought many things.

'll Help you with it if you want, Lydia.

Should have told me before.

- You say I'm guilty...

- It's not anyone's fault.

Can you come home at night?

'll Be miles away.

Dedicate myself to refuel.

- Can also help.

- F*** you, Jarvis.

Not that not need the money.

Do you think it will make a difference?

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