Almost Married Page #2

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What do you mean by that?

Gano much as you.

Yes, when you have work.

'm Going to smoke a cigarette,

she bores me.

Maybe you remember

or where we were a year ago.

In Edinburgh.

May you remember where

you proposed marriage.

Where was, as I scary sh*t.

- Stay this weekend.

- Disappointed many people.

Do decepcionaras?

No I said in that tone.

I'm afraid has contracted chlamydia.

I do not have AIDS?

Both HIV tests were negative.

- And hepatitis A, B, and C...?

- No. You have chlamydia.

That thought when I came last week...

I see you've been prescribed

a course of antibiotics.

Means I'm cured, right?

Well, have you followed the instructions?

Two a day, no sex.

Symptoms diminished?

Your penis feels as if cold?

How stuffy nose, sore throat?

No!

My penis feels much better, thanks.

- Although we do not yet speak.

- Have a question?

Why not told me over the phone?

Keep politics.

That frightens patients.

Well, it helps us to put people back and...

can help the other party.

The carrier.

Well, actually it is not...

- Accessible.

- Through a friend, perhaps?

If I could, I would

believe me, Doctor.

See, chlamydia can be difficult to detect

in women.

I know, the silent disease.

I read on the Internet.

- It's good to show interest.

- It's not a hobby.

If he

contact with the carrier, as you call it,

would do us a great service,

her and us.

Hey, I'll be honest with you.

I had sex with a prostitute.

It was my first and only time and...

you know, was totally drunk.

Ie,

I know it's no excuse, but...

I do not know what I do.

Just...

urinating strange things overnight as...

The radiator or closet once.

O on the computer.

When I wake up in the morning,

I remember nothing.

To find a puddle around the house.

Anyway, it was my bachelor party.

Just a brothel and...

You know, just hoping, because Jarvis...

Jarvis is my godfather.

He said there can be smoked.

Just remember.

- I'm surprised that I have stopped.

- In your file says you're single..

Does your girlfriend...?

That is, his fiancee,

you know about all this?

Do you plan to tell?

No.

In his search Internet

did you read about the

different incubation periods?

Periods? What the...?

Incubation periods, the time

hidden disease testing.

Why say that?

You had unprotected sex with a sex worker.

At high risk of new infections are facing,

which

can not be detected immediately.

But I am cured.

For a test to be 100% conclusive

for diseases such

elapse a certain amount of time.

How long?

Some 90 days.

19 days?

90 days! Twelve weeks

if preferred.

I prefer the shorter.

90 days, 12 weeks, 3 months.

Three months.

- We will be married before that.

- I'm a dead man.

Stay positive.

Negative, stay negative.

Look, we will resolve this soon.

You and I...

Taking and thinking.

God!

- Can not have sex with Lydia

for 3 months? - Lower your voice!

- What about oral sex?

- No!

With hand?

Jerk off with her tits?

Just curious, is all.

And condoms are not a solution...

After 6 years,

is like a confession.

So you just have

the "abstinacin".

- Abstinence!

- Whatever you call those rare.

We need to find out why they do it.

Or do not?

Is for religion.

By religion, I know.

You ask Lydia,

Do you want to avoid sex

for the wedding night...

something special?

Very deep you,

Jarvis, but forget...

I can not have sex or

my wedding night.

Do not know anyone who

"close the deal" on the wedding night.

I got this. Not in the mood

or pull a smile,

much less...

What about the honeymoon?

Do you also will be there?

I have a room?

I'm screwed!

Tan f***ed!

Is stress!

You stressed!

Do not tell me?

Stress what makes you?

- Takes you to suicide?

- Yes, yes, I know.

And before that?

I dunno. Threats, self-injury,

attempted suicide.

- Impotence!

- Christ

Look, Lydia's sex drive

encourage her to try to cure me,

but impotence is a problem...

I do not got.

'd Better cut it.

No.

No, no.

I do not mean cut it, but...

What are you

lock on the fly or something?

I add a few days, but 3 months.

I pour a cup of tea.

I know!

You put a piercing is infected and

all, as Wayne's nose.

Do you remember Wayne's nose?

Toast was put out.

Picture it in your nose.

"Oh, do not come near me."

I bet it would.

Bet that dirty accept treatment.

It's okay.

Eureka!

- Breaking your frenulum of the glans.

- What?

- Do not. The frenulum of the glans.

- I do not know what it is.

Jarvis, sit!

I will below the table.

Look, look, look.

Ah, that.

I met an old which broke in two.

It was f***ing a fat,

leaning against a trash can and fell.

Had dick in a sling for months.

Cock in a sling?

Who is the guy?

How is it called? It's called...

I think it starts with "P" P....

Do you know him?

No, but the story is true.

And even if it were not,

the idea is very good.

We should consider it.

Chlamydia is like chickenpox.

If the f*** is normally

before 10 years.

With other diseases, large,

do not know anyone.

Do not walk around bragging.

Not a ban on transit.

Is AIDS.

What are the odds?

Well, he said Dr.

Cock,

I had unprotected sex with a sex worker.

Yes, but once.

Likely 1,000 to 1, 100 to 1 maybe

People make infidelities.

99% do not what you've done.

I cleaned, researched,

a clean job.

Still, you feel guilty.

That is, it is something terrible.

Something very, very terrible.

What do you think?

Forget it.

Acts as if nothing had happened.

Turn that damn light.

- Are you awake?

- I'm asleep.

I'm sorry.

- What are you doing?

- Hello.

Kiss me.

No, I have to get up early.

I will fast.

Know that rapid scalding me, no.

- Is not it amazing?

- No...

centuries ago.

Go brush your teeth.

Go brush your teeth.

Inside the toilet, Kyle

In the toilet, Kyle

Are you sure you're gonna be okay?

- You sure.

- I can not!

I'm sorry.

Mommy!

I'm sorry. Thank you.

Make Alfie go to the front.

You get dizzy in the back seat.

- Yes - Just like his uncle Kyle..

Come on, Alfie,

a race to the car.

You will be the co-pilot.

You good with Alfie.

Is a haven for pedophiles.

You always have to think the worst?

Yes, you have to be vigilant.

Look at that man.

Seems to be his father.

And you can not have so many children.

So go play with Alfie.

I do not want them to

think I'm a pedophile.

Are you so paranoid?

That sh*t happens!

Nothing bad words!

He can not speak.

But when you learn,

I do not want his first word is "sh*t."

Maybe better than "pedophile".

We shall not be well with our children.

Yeah, you know.

Let's take care of, right?

Honey?

Honey.

Was thinking... Maybe...

stopping the pill?

A pregnancy can take up to 2 years.

Look at Lee and Laura.

If luckily we did immediately,

will not be noticed before the wedding.

're Sweating.

I do not know, is the Jalfrezi.

That got me hot.

Announce it would be amazing wedding.

- Where's the waiter with my beer?

- Kyle?

Yes, it would be amazing, yes.

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