Almost Married Page #3

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You're right.

Could take time.

We'll have fun trying.

I go to the bathroom.

Thank you.

I'm dying a cup of tea.

Do you want one?

Come on, shake me, Kyle!

What? What?

Kyle, my p*ssy is burning me.

I burning p*ssy!

Are you okay?

What did you do to me?

Not me.

- I think it was the Jalfrezi.

- It was your f***ing hand.

I'm sorry.

Feels good.

Feels great.

Better than sex, huh?

I leave you alone.

- You say it was for you.

- Yes, I will admit guilt.

I'm sorry.

Hope you do not get

so late on your big day.

I'm sorry.

I will love you, I comfort you,

honor and protect you and

I'll be true as life has.

- Here comes the part of the vote...

- Now step rings.

- Wait.

- Sorry, do not want to ruin anything, is all.

Sorry to interrupt.

- I assume you are the future

Mr. White.? - That's right.

I think so.

I understand that there

is a small problem...

With the DJ. Already

was solved?

My future husband will take care of that.

Great, great. And...

- Do you know how come vegans?

- Vegans?

- There will be four.

- Four very well.

Apology...

- Duncan. - Hi.

- Sorry. I'm the godfather.

Can I apply a video projector?

- Clear.

- You can not show that!

- You know how long it took me to edit?

- Jarvis, my grandparents come.

There will be kids there!

Honestly do not see anything.

Only pubis blurred.

- Talk about that later.

- Sorry for the interruption.

No we decided on the flowers.

No problem.

If you are visiting this weekend,

room will be decorated

with lilies, Saturday,

orchids and Sunday.

Beautiful!

Sounds good.

Right, Kyle?

This Weekend?

I can not.

Why?

'll Go fishing and Jarvis.

Sport Fishing.

- Fishing is our hobby.

- It will be only for men.

Work together five days a week.

When you are married,

will be all yours.

- As long as you...

- I'm pressuring,

but I have a husband to look after,

could we?

- I'll see you this weekend.

- Of course.

Thank you.

I appeal to those present,

a witness that I, Lydia...

- Ah, love! Are you okay?

- Lydia.

No, really, I'm fine.

Do you know?

Rather have a hamster...

nipping the frenulum of the glans

to spend the weekend

sitting by a lake...

In a f***ing fish!

Better get used to it,

because I will be doing many times.

Lydia already suspected

my new interest in politics late at night.

And I can not keep "helping"

every night with the speech,

even if you're dyslexic.

I guess things are good

contagindote.

- What?

- Nothing.

What did you say?

- You said I was dyslexic.

- You are!

- And you're good contagindote

things. - Yeah, well...

It would not have happened...

godfather if my course I

had not been to a brothel.

- And you wanted.

- I was drunk!

- Me too!

- I supposed you'd take care!

You could not do a worse job!

Look, Kyle, sorry.

Kyle, mate, sorry!

Are you at home.

I'm asleep.

Where is Jarvis?

I know you're somewhere, Jarvis!

Out, come out, wherever you are!

What's the matter?

How do I look?

Angry.

- I'm supposed to look sexy.

That told me. - Who?

're Jealous.

Drink some more and come to bed.

Have no right to be jealous

, Kyle White.

I'm yours and I do not even want.

I love you, Lydia.

Do not tell me.

Prove it.

F*** me or do something, please!

I'm sorry.

You better.

- Why do you make me feel this way?

- Not you.

- I swear.

- So what?

- Preguntas?

- No!

- Because I do.

- What?

I said.

I have doubts.

And you know what?

I'm glad I said.

It's bad enough that I do not touch

. I do not even talk.

Can we talk, baby, still do.

Let's Talk!

Tell me you do not have doubts.

I'm sure!

But you doubt.

I think is normal.

Healthy, maybe.

Is a very serious decision.

Give up everything. And that of...

A cock, a p*ssy, forever.

Do you think that someday

you might feel tempted?

- Never.

- We are human.

Y makes mistakes.

- Yes, I know, but... - Look how many

divorces and infidelities, anywhere.

I think so, yes.

Do you think you can be unfaithful

still being very much in love?

I do not know.

You've been unfaithful?

I can not lie to that face.

Sure you can.

Just rehearse.

You have been unfaithful?

- I've never cheated.

- You blew it again.

Never repeat the question.

You can tell you're lying because

stuck.

Again,

Have you been unfaithful?

No.

No, I've never cheated.

I would never do. I love you...

It was fatal!

Do not feel compelled to fill the silence.

Envulvenos Only.

You've been unfaithful?

All right.

Okay,

feel safe returning the question.

Ask me again.

You've been unfaithful?

No.

I swear...

for the health and welfare...

all those who appreciate,

I have never cheated.

- It was OK, right?

- I thought.

You have to be spontaneous,

speak from the heart.

I'll give a little

imagination, be creative.

Do you understand?

You tricked me?

I swear, for our unborn children

,

I have never cheated.

I'll get a glass of water.

It's okay.

Did you ever consider a gas grill, Kyle?

No,

coal are more efficient. Right, son?

Yes, they are very good.

Calls on your wedding list.

- Are expensive, right?

- I do not know.

Anyone can afford.

Kyle? Would you show your van

Alfie?

Says you killed a rhino with her.

I did not say that.

I said I could do it.

- Are you telling him sh*t!

- Exactly.

Were in the petting zoo.

He got scared with the large animals.

The van is falling apart.

Do not kill even a cow,

less a f***ing rhino.

- What would you have said?

It depends on what you tell him.

The rhino was white or black?

What does that matter?

Can not kill one black.

Right.

If I remember correctly,

are the species most endangered.

No, not that.

Is racist. Racist.

Hey, Alfie!

Already they decided with flowers?

Yes, Mom and I chose lilies.

Good.

- Still the same beautician.

- Yes!

When men go to the last

appointment with the tailor?

Are on the calendar.

My outfit was not me

the day of my wedding.

No, honey, I left much fat

before the wedding.

Stress.

Was that.

Seems that Kyle has lost weight.

Is stress, for sure!

Do not know how it is, folks!

Yes, it's true.

You must stand in front of all those people

,

Say wise things about the

joy of being married,

and then go to the master suite, where

expect the performance of your life.

That does not take away my sleep.

I alone.

'll Go check on the boys.

So a person thinks a verb,

and the others try to guess

asking questions.

But the question must replace

verb for the word "tea".

- Tea? - With that word you

substitute the verb in the sentence.

Better play poker?

God, Michael!

It will be fun!

A small demonstration, right?

'm Thinking of a verb.

Questions should be me.

And if they are wrong,

must have a drink.

We are no longer in school.

I start.

Thou "tetereas" every day?

- Yes, I "tetereo" every day.

- Like "teterear"?

Yes, I love "teterear".

See?

The verb should be conjugated.

- You "tetereas" alone?

- Good question!

Yes, I "tetereo" alone.

Do you have a question, Mic?

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