Almost Married Page #4

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Yeah yeah.

I have a.

- Where do you keep the "teapot"?

- Drink!

Maybe I did not explained me well.

The word is a verb.

- Better leave him out.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Forget swallow.

- No, no. Okay, okay.

I have another question.

The "teapot", what color is it?

Is a verb, dad,

as eating or walking.

- Cagada

- That's a noun!

No, okay. "She shits"!

"She shits" is a verb.

He does it every day.

Solito, enjoy it.

I have a question, Roger.

Do you read the newspaper...?

While you have a "teapot"?

Ha! Bravo! Well done, Michael!

I understand, you see? Well done.

Shitting?

Read!

The verb is read.

- I'm good at this. Who's next?

- Yo!

When "teterea" people?

"Tetereas" at any time, night or day.

How long does a "tetereo"?

Depends.

Can last a few hours or more.

What feels "teterear"?

Depends, can be good or

bad, until satisfactory.

But it can be boring.

Almost always, is a natural act.

Do you have to learn to "teterear"?

Yeah yeah.

I'll give you a hint.

You taught me everything I know about

"teterear".

You and Kyle "teterean" together?

Not recently.

In fact, we have no "tetereado"

in a while.

- Like "teterear"?

- I love "teterear".

I love.

Hopefully "tetereramos"

more often.

Do men think more

"teterear" than women?

Definitely.

Men think it every 3 seconds?

I think some do.

I think I got it!

F***!

That's the verb, right?

No, it's not f***ing.

Honey, it's getting late.

You should go home.

Me back with you.

What did you say, honey?

I have a meeting in the morning.

I have to get up early.

- 'll Walk from home.

- I thought you said.

No problem, Mom and Dad?

- Both are always welcome!

- Kyle has to work.

Just pick a few things.

What is this meeting?

- You left them alone again.

- Yes, I left.

You leave me alone.

- Voice down.

- Is that what this is about?

Do not make me mourn.

Kyle We're leaving, love

Go and Tend.

Send them away, please!

Go and Tend, seriously!

'll Call you tomorrow.

Lydia.

Lydia!

The word was "fish", right?

Yes.

Hi, this is Lydia. . Thanks for calling

Leave your name and number

I will answer as soon as I can

Thanks, bye ..

Where are you, motherf***er?

I'm going to kill myself.

- Kyle

- I hate myself?

I hate you more if you commit suicide.

Lydia sent me a text saying he needs time.

Listen, friend

Sarah, Amy, Leanne.

All said the same sh*t.

But they all left.

Suicide is not the answer,

Is a permanent solution

to a temporary problem.

- AIDS is a continuing problem.

- You do not have AIDS

I feel as if I did.

Everyone says I've lost weight, and...

I'm cold since went fishing.

Kyle, you can overcome it.

Why? That is,

life ends in total disaster,

forever.

Prison, divorce,

suicide, homelessness...

Look at your family.

Do not do personal friend.

- Seriously, can not stand feeling this way.

- Okay, I'm coming.

F***ing wanker!

- What?

- No, not you, friend.

Are you okay?

'm A wanker.

I pajear eternally

now I have AIDS.

Marica!

Yes

'm A horrible fag.

Look, I can not talk now,

friend Kyle.

Are you peeing?

Jarvis

Jarvis

Jarvis, are you there?

You tell me why I sent stop.

Belt, mobile phone, return "U".

I see no belt.

No, but I'm very honest.

So you must believe me when I tell you...

I lead an exceptional hurry.

I do not care if it's life or death.

- It is.

- Do not be funny.

No, I'm serious.

My friend is going to commit suicide.

What friend is that?

With the speaker phone.

You can talk to him if you want.

- If me you're kidding...

- Jarvis, are you there

Hello, this is Officer Walker?

Who is this, please?

- What the f***?

- I think he's taken.

Again, your name, please.

Who f***ed you?

Kyle, do not be a moron!

Kyle Walker says the official.

Your friend Mr....

Jarvis.

Mr. Jarvis argues in its defense

a litany of traffic violations,

you is about to commit suicide..

Is that correct?

- I said I was thinking.

- F*** me, Kyle!

You just say you're going to kill yourself!

It's okay.

Then I'll kill myself!

Kyle, calm down!

As a police officer, my duty is to take

that threat...

Seriously.

Threat against a person, including yourself

,

is a criminal offense.

Have fun dragging my carcass to court.

Where you are, please?

Do you have a pen, officer?

Yes

I Get that up your ass!

- Your address, please.

- 61 Maple Avenue.

- Cursed snitch, Jarvis!

- Do not hang up.

Kyle...

Are you satisfied, Jarvis?

It's all your damn fault!

Sorry, Kyle.

Suicide in Progress .

Answer the damn phone!

Kyle!

F***!

Where the hell are you?

Damn!

Kyle, no, no!

F*** no!

Cursed criminal!

You're the criminal.

I almost arrested for you!

I should kill you!

- I love you, man!

- I love you, man.

Do not ever do this again.

Who uses that purple dildo?

Let's finish this...

Now.

Prostitute three months.

What if you postpone the wedding?

Any idea what it costs Wedding?

It's amazing that we did not think before.

Because it is more painful than

break the frenulum of the glans.

Is it more painful to lose

life or a couple of fingers?

- Who said anything about fingers?

- Toast the wedding.

Come to my office.

That will give me tetanus!

Are you worried about tetanus?

Thought you had AIDS.

Total, has no edge.

- I do not mind waiting.

- Do I have to wait?

You can not do it alone.

No good.

Total, you sew

fingers in a heartbeat.

- You will leave in a couple of days.

- I will not cut your hands!

Fagot coward!

Can not be something less

severe, as an overdose?

That looks like a suicide. The only

more fag, suicide

is a suicide attempt.

If you look closely,

is a declaration of love.

What if I make a tattoo?

I do not want to bleed to death.

Do not bleed to death.

Only you are going to faint.

O you will fall into a coma.

A comma sounds good.

A coma.

How do you induce a coma?

Certainly are not alone.

The world is full of desperate wretches.

Dreaming into a coma to

escape the misery...

life.

Yes, but how is it done?

Risky Luce.

A thin line between...

coma death.

Click on this.

Pajate into a coma.

That I'm not going to help.

F***ing Internet.

I just need something to get

me out of circulation...

for a few weeks.

Something that does not kill you,

Doctors and that fixed easily.

Exactly.

Can burn.

What?

Skin grafts taken forever.

Do you remember Neil?

- In the accident with artificial fires

? - Ah, yes.

Took pieces of ass...

and stuck them in the face.

Neil "ass face".

- That was unfair.

- It was! A face f***ing ass!

It became traumatized.

You are sick in the head.

Can burn, it tonight.

We use fire.

A good burned with fire!

Use gas heater.

Does not matter. You burn...

With boiling water.

If we do not fire, boiling water

miss you.

All right.

You're cooking.

- What? - You're cooking.

- Yes, cooking what?

Pasta, potatoes, whatever.

All right.

You took a few shots,

you bend over to pick something up,

bump into the handle of the pan...

and the water is spilled

you in the head.

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