Alpha And Omega Page #2

Unbelievable.

You know...

I just... Just... Hold on a sec

'cause I'm going to be right back.

I... I need some water. Some water. Okay?

So, I'll... Just... Hold on.

No worries.

I'll just keep my vocal chords warm.

Yeah.

"Oh, he's no one important.

"Just take little coyote Humphrey

and run along."

Coyote.

-Where's Barf?

-it's Garth.

And we're just taking a little break.

A break?

What? Is that so strange?

No. No, no, no, no. Are you kidding?

I always like to take a break

Well, I do.

Your howling partner, he's not a...

He's not a stud.

Not a stud but, like, it's like "stud" but...

A dud. A dud. That's it. isn't he?

No.

He is not a dud.

In fact, Humphrey,

you'd be surprised to find that he is...

Strong!

Yes. Yes! Strong! And he's... He's...

-Proud!

-Yes! Yes.

Proud. And he's...

What's the word I'm looking for?

An Alpha's Alpha.

That is right! He is an Alpha's Alpha.

You make me so mad!

Hey, I was just kidding.

You're kind of cute.

Really? You think... So, wow. Okay. Cute.

Yeah. That's... Look...

Thank you, first of all,

but do you mean "Cute" in, like, a rugged,

kind of handsomely "Cute"?

Again with the butt.

These mosquitoes are out of control.

I'll meet you on Mars,

right after I eat the Milky Way.

That sounds good.

Save some for me.

Bag them up, boys. We're going to Idaho.

You got it, chief.

Okay. There we go. Watch out there.

Kate?

Where am I?

Humphrey?

Is that you?

Kate! Where are we?

I don't know.

Maybe we're dead.

Nope. Definitely not dead.

At least they left us some water.

You got water?

Nope. Definitely not water.

Kate, what are you doing?

Trying to get out.

Calm down.

Listen, maybe they're taking us

to where there's more food.

Or maybe we are the food.

Kate, you're right. Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight.

Yeah.

All right. Set them free.

Look at them go.

Wow.

This isn't Jasper.

Yeah, but it sure does... Rock!

Quick, get down!

What are they doing?

What a smashingly brilliant story this is.

The golfing goose from the low regions

of the Arctic Circle is leading the pack.

He's using the wrong club.

Could you do me a favor, Needles,

and shut the hole that makes the words?

Looks like they're playing

some sort of weird game.

Maybe they can tell us how to get home.

Yeah. And if they can't, we can eat them.

Yeah. Follow my lead.

Yeah, I'm right behind you.

Now you will see, this shot is mine.

Splendid! Wonderful hit, sir.

Just a minute!

It's ugly, but a good runner.

Did you see that? Did you see that?

I guess the birdie ruined your Birdie.

You mark it "Birdie"

because it would have gone in.

Technically, sir, it might have gone in.

That silly bird

stopped my shot from going in.

So, I will not take an extra stroke.

Mark it Birdie!

Well, it... It was an obstacle.

And everyone has to play

with the obstacles.

You know, we wouldn't want to lie.

This is not a lie.

This is not a lie if you are French.

Well, French-Canadian. There's a slash,

a hyphen, in between there.

-I say French.

-Canadian.

-French.

-Canadian.

-French!

-Canadian, sir.

May I just say, though,

that you are a wonderful golfer.

And you are a very good caddie.

Take off!

Paddy, what is wrong with you?

Hello.

You are two wolves.

I have not seen many wolves

in these parts.

But I am not afraid of wolves. No.

I like wolves.

Good. 'Cause we just want to ask you

a few questions.

Yes. Quick! Look behind you!

Grab him!

So, you want to face

the French Resistance?

That's French-Canadian!

My butt! My butt! My butt!

Omegas.

This is not a game anymore!

Don't you wash your feet?

Look out for the trees!

Watch that.

Nice one, sir.

Gotcha.

Oh, no.

That's got to hurt.

How do you like it now, wolf?

Hole in one, sir.

You have bit off more than you can chew

this time, my friend.

My goodness. I... Look out for the...

No. No. No. No. No. No.

He's a goner for sure.

Hey, Frank.

Okay. You have a question?

Yeah. Where are we?

Idaho?

Ida-who?

Oui, Idaho, land of mountains, rivers, lakes,

and a few billion potatoes.

Sawtooth National Wilderness.

What are we doing in Idaho?

You were relocated to repopulate.

They want you big wolves

to make a lot of little wolves.

Sounds good to me.

Park shouldn't be without some wolves.

I mean, only for the good of the park.

So you two are undomesticated partners?

Paddy, please. Don't be rude.

So, you two are boyfriend, girlfriend?

You are an item?

-Well...

-No.

You wolves, you are funny.

We have to get home now.

There's going to be trouble

if I don't get back to Jasper.

Right. All right. You're freaking out.

I'm not freaking out.

I just have to get home.

-Is this about Barf?

-it's Garth.

And it's about responsibilities.

So, I don't expect you to understand.

Can you help me?

I need to get home fast.

All right, Miss Fast.

Where is home sweet home?

Jasper Park, Canada.

Jasper park? Get out of here.

We love Jasper Park!

Yes, yes. We've toured it many times.

Paddy, please. We've toured it many times.

I dated a Pintail from Jasper once.

She never stopped quacking.

Drove me nuts.

Drove her right to me.

Bound to happen. Bound to happen.

So, you can help me, then, get home.

We haven't played Jasper in quite a while.

I think it would be a smashing idea.

This is true. So, of course I will help.

I like you two. You make me laugh.

And you didn't eat me, so I owe you favor.

Where did she go?

Maybe I should ask you.

You know that's not my style.

My wolf, Can-do, knows your style.

I just want to say one thing.

If any of you wolves

have hurt my daughter,

I will personally rip out your eyes

and shove them down your throat

so you can see my claws

tear your carcass open!

Mom?

Not now, dear. Mommy's in a rage.

Well, since Kate stood up Garth,

I could show him around

until she gets back.

I wouldn't say "Stood up."

Garth!

Sounds good to me.

Well, come on, Garth.

Isn't that sweet? She gets it from me.

I'll give her till the full moon.

It is beautiful out there.

Almost makes you want

to hit the potato patch.

If you haven't already hit the outdoors,

get on out your door.

The weather today is...

Your ride home.

Quick! Get in!

What? Boxed up twice in one day.

What are the odds?

-Hide!

-Hide!

That right there

is Garn and Debbie Theocarcus.

Lucky for you, they travel every year

to Jasper right after Sawtooth.

The day's looking pretty,

and so is my woman.

This is the song we met to.

Come here, you. Let's dance.

-Down here.

-Hurry.

Now, he was in a motorcycle gang,

and she was a librarian.

And opposites attract, if you will.

Exactly. In this case,

it was a bookstore that also sold beer.

So, they met.

Come on. We have to get in.

All right. Here we go.

You're just a dream.

I'm like a little bunny. Aren't I, dear?

I love you, Deb.

I love you, too.

Get inside now. Get inside. Quick.

Well, back in a box.

Good luck, you two!

We will be watching out for you

from above!

Well, I'll be watching out for you.

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