Alpha And Omega Page #3

He will be breathing heavily.

If we have to, we'll fight for the valley.

Humphrey?

So, why is this called

Rabbit Poo Mountain?

Because this is where rabbits like to poo.

I was just kidding.

I get it. You're a funny Omega.

Okay. Make me laugh.

What am I?

You got me.

It's a turtle that fell and can't get up.

That's pretty good.

Okay. What's this?

It's turtle road kill.

What else can you do?

I just do turtles.

Okay, it's my turn.

You want to see something

an Alpha can do?

Would my mother approve?

Of course.

Well, okay then.

Keep searching.

We must find her before tomorrow night.

Winston?

Don't worry, Eve.

She's the finest Alpha I've trained.

I'm not, Winston.

She's also the finest Alpha

I've ever trained.

We stopped.

-What's wrong with you?

-I have to go.

You can't leave. Can't you hold it?

No! I can't.

Well, did you try crossing your legs?

-Yes!

-Holding your breath?

Yes! I almost passed out.

-Closing your eyes and...

-In or out, I am going.

Would you hurry?

I can't go when I feel pressured.

Go!

What is he doing?

Where is he?

Come on, Humphrey.

It's a rabid wolf!

Max, bring that gun!

This is it for you, wolf. Any last wishes?

Max, theyre getting away!

Not if I can help it.

-No!

-We're trapped.

I got you both now.

Shoot them!

Nicely done, Max.

Okay.

Thinking with my belly instead of my head,

not a good idea. I get it.

I say we build a comfy den...

-I'm going home.

-Great.

You're going home, and it's raining.

I'm not stopping.

Rain, rain, go away

Get out of here, rain

No one wants you around

What are you doing?

It's...

it's a rain dance, to stop it from raining.

'Cause you're wet

And you really are going to ruin our day

Humphrey, rain dances make it rain.

Right! Well, I'll just do it backwards.

That actually worked.

Kate?

That's not a good idea.

Hold on, Kate!

No!

Hold on, Kate! I'm coming!

Let me think. Let me think.

Humphrey!

Don't worry, Kate. It's all part of my plan.

I can see that.

Kate. Kate! Grab my tail.

Grab your what?

Take those Alpha jaws and grab...

My tail. My tail.

Kate, wiggle. Wiggle around.

That tickles. My tail hurts!

Who knew I was ticklish there?

I can't take any more.

My gosh. Humphrey! Humphrey!

Your tail. I'm so sorry.

My tail's actually fine,

last time I checked.

Come on. Let's get out of the rain.

Okay.

Thank you.

Sir, we've searched the entire territory.

Still no sign of Kate.

Sir?

We must defend our territory.

Fore!

Well, well, well. What do we have here?

I say, we've caught them

at quite the bad time.

No, I'd say we caught them at a good time.

Indeed, sir. Indeed.

What are you doing here?

No, the question

is what are you doing here?

I give you a first class ticket home...

It's a straight shot right to the pin.

-And you blow it?

-Yep.

Over a cupcake.

Ridiculous dessert. "A cupcake."

Actually, they're quite delicious.

There has to be another way

for us to get to Jasper.

Another way? Another way?

Always another way.

What am I, a travel agent?

Come on. What, are you kidding me?

A great sportsman like yourself

always knows a few ways to win the game.

Well, there could be a train.

Actually, there is a train.

it's the Canadian Express and...

Paddy, please.

it's called the Canadian Express...

Yes, and it shoots right by Jasper Park.

Right by Jasper Park.

-If you can catch it...

-You'll be home in no time.

No time. Very fast.

Great. So where do we board?

Where do you board?

Watch this.

On the other side of that mountain.

Paddy, please.

Come on!

Let it slip, but may I say,

that was a stupendous shot.

You may,

and it was pretty good, wasn't it?

Indeed, sir. Indeed.

Dinner for two.

It's a new move

I've been working on for stalking prey.

You're good.

Thanks. Now you try.

No. I...

I'm not much of a hunter.

Come on. You'll do great.

Just do what I do.

Okay.

Ready?

-One.

-One.

-Two.

-Two.

Three!

Lilly!

Lilly?

A turtle, right?

-It sure is pretty out there.

-Yeah.

Maybe this will help.

Wow.

"Wow" what?

Your eyes.

They're beautiful.

Come on. Let's try again.

-It sure is pretty out there.

-Yeah.

-I'll race you to the top.

-You're on.

Give it up, Humphrey! You'll never beat me.

Humphrey?

Omega one, Alpha zero!

Okay! Okay!

Enough, enough! Stop! Stop!

I get it. I get it. I get it.

How's that for a girl's throw?

Very funny.

Well, look who's having fun.

You know, I should go check on the train.

Wait, wait, wait! Wait, wait.

Hi, there.

What are you?

Well, I'm a wolf.

I've never seen a wolf.

You are really strange.

Am I now?

You're totally weird.

I'm going to get you!

No. Look out! Look out!

Okay, you asked for it.

No, no, no. it's okay. it's okay.

I'm really sorry.

Oh, poo.

Mad...

Mad bear.

Kate! Get the snowballs ready!

Mad bear on the attack!

The Canadian Express!

Humphrey, the train is coming!

Kate!

Humphrey?

What's wrong with you?

That!

Don't move. We can handle this.

We can?

Okay, we're in trouble.

Guys. You guys like jokes? Good.

So, okay. So two bears are eating a clown,

and one of the bears says,

"Does this taste funny to you?"

A simple "Boo" would have sufficed.

Man.

Watch this. One more. One more.

Get up. Kate, get up.

Where are those two?

Why must they make this so difficult?

I believe the term is

"high maintenance couple," sir.

Stuck between the cliffs and the claws.

This isn't good.

Good luck joking your way out of this one.

What's your name, sir?

Growl. All right.

Do you need a hug?

Good talk!

Hey, need a ride?

Jump! Trust me!

I told you, you could trust me.

Hang a left!

Go right!

Why are you looking at me like that?

Unbelievable. They have missed the train.

Or not.

-I know. it's not very good, is it?

-Well...

That was so awesome.

You with the snowballs.

And you with that little bear

in that snowball fight. It was so cute.

But then you with the log!

The look on your face was so good.

And then we...

You know, we make a pretty good team.

Kate and Humphrey, world adventurers!

What do you think?

I think you're crazy.

You think I'm...

No, I'm telling you,

we're onto something here.

Stick with me, pup. We'll go places.

Well, I'll keep that in mind.

All right. Take a deep breath.

Howl from right here.

And I'll join in.

Humphrey,

what are you doing?

I'm sorry. The moon, the moment.

I just thought...

Come on, Kate. Howl at the moon with me.

See? That's so good.

No. You better go.

But no one has to know.

Please. Go, now.

No.

Dad.

Howling with an Omega, are we?

-I was just...

-Get with the others.

What's going on?

We're going to take the valley,

and our caribou.

-Dad!

-Lilly, what's wrong?

The Eastern Wolves. They're coming!

Come on!

Just do it.

She howled at the moon with you.

That was just the moment.

Bonjour, my furry friend.

What?

Are you guys crazy?

That's up for debate.

And where is... Mademoiselle.

She's sleeping, so be quiet.

Yes. Quiet.

What are you guys doing here?

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