Altar Egos Page #2
- Year:
- 2015
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- All right, preacher
man. (laughing)
Hmm, what do you think?
- It's nice, it's...
What is it?
Let every heart
Prepare him room
And heaven and heaven
And nature sing
(playful string music)
- The angel of the
Lord appeared to them,
and the glory of the
But the angel said to
them, do not be afraid.
The angel of the Lord said
to them, do not be afraid.
- That's your cue.
- Ooh.
She had a little accident.
(laughing)
- Well, get a towel.
Somebody get me another angel.
- Hello!
(John humming)
- Well, Pastor, what
brings you here?
the new Christmas pageant.
- I beg your pardon?
- Mary, we have to go
in a new direction.
(organ bench creaking)
- You have got to be joking.
This is rubbish.
- I disagree.
I actually think
it's quite good.
- Well I'm not doing this.
Neither is the choir.
- Okay, look Mary--
- No, no, no, you look, Mister.
You've gone too far this time.
Your father would
be so disappointed.
heart if he could see
what you're doing to his church.
You want change?
You want change?
Oh, I'll bring you
change, Mister.
- Mary, please, let's
just talk about this.
Maybe later?
(church bell ringing)
(thunder booming)
(playful string music)
- Where's the choir?
- Let's open up
our hymnals to 723,
Shall We Gather At
The River, acapella.
One voice,
united.
Thank you for coming today.
- Yes, thank you so much.
- Hi.
- Good to see you.
- Thank you for--
- Have a good one, thank you.
- Thank you.
Sorry about the choir.
We'll get them back real soon.
- When are they coming back?
- I have no idea.
- Hi there, thank
you for coming.
Bye bye, thank you. (laughs)
- John.
- Hey, Chuck.
- We need to have a talk.
- Listen Chuck, this
whole mess with the choir,
I promise I can clear this up.
- Well you better do it quick.
Mary has called for an
emergency board meeting.
She's moving to
replace you as pastor.
- What?
- The board meets in two weeks.
- Two weeks.
- The church is rather
fond of the choir,
and so is the board.
- I like the choir too, Chuck.
- Good, you have two weeks
to get the choir back.
I wish you the best, but
I'm late for the cafeteria.
- Bless you, Chuck. (laughing)
Cafeteria.
I'm getting fired.
- Deceit.
Compromise.
Prejudice.
Cowardice, stupidity.
(sword clanking)
- Cyrano!
- You have taken everything.
But there is still
one treasure I keep:
my pride.
(applause)
(cheering)
(soft instrumental music)
- You have lost your mind.
- I have to straighten
this thing out.
- She's not gonna talk to you.
- I think you're wrong.
(doorbell ringing)
Mary.
Mary, Mary Margaret.
(knocking)
I know it's late,
but we have to talk.
- You have really hit
the bottom of the gutter.
Dragging your family
to my doorstep
to beg for your job?
- It's not like that.
- Well I don't need
you, John Bridges,
and I don't need
your family, either.
- You don't mean that, Mary.
- Go away.
- Oh come on, Mary
Margaret, please--
- [Mary] Go away!
(light clicking)
(soft instrumental music)
(beat bopping)
- Um, could you stop that?
Kinda tryin' to think here.
- Honey, just let Mary Margaret
do the pageant her way.
You don't have to use my ideas.
- Well, it's not just about
the pageant though, sweetheart.
this church in a new direction.
It's 35 miles an hour here.
- Dad, come on, I've got this.
- Well then, you
know you're gonna
have to convince her of that.
- How?
She's not talking to me.
She's not even listening.
- Why won't she listen?
- Slow down.
- Why won't she
lis, slowing down.
- Look, Mary Margaret
doesn't talk to anyone
that's outside of
her generation.
Maybe if I was like 80 years
(playful string music)
- What?
- I need you to
make me look old.
- You don't need my
help for that. (laughs)
- I need you to make me
look really old, okay?
Like way, way older.
back, like the Pie Piper,
a really old Pie Piper.
- Pie Piper!
- Yeah, Pie Piper.
(beat bopping)
- You have lost your mind.
Never, never pull that off
- Well, maybe not by myself.
But you're gonna help me.
(beat bopping)
- Word!
What about, like, George?
Ah, too presidential.
Wait, wait, I got it.
Milo!
Milo McGilicuddy.
- (laughs) Fine, whatever, but,
there's more to character acting
than just masks and makeup.
- [John] Well just tell me
everything I need to know.
- I can't teach you.
- Then show me.
Do you have a mask?
- Yeah.
- (laughs) Put it on.
We're gonna have ourselves
a dress rehearsal.
- You're kidding, right?
- Uh-uh.
Let's be young again
Let's go back to
where the fun began
Lazy days and crazy nights
So much fun, it
was out of sight
Let's be young again
And throw all
caution to the wind
Living life so carefree
I've got you, you got me
Let's be young again
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(camera clicking)
- Transforming
into your character
is something that
happens from the inside,
all right, it has to
happen from the inside.
- What does that mean, I
have to walk a certain way?
- Well, not just
that, you have to--
- [Dirk] It was a
joke, Holly, come on.
- I don't care, just
stay away from me.
- Hey.
- Let go of me.
Dirk, that was too far.
- Hey, there's your girlfriend.
- She's not my girlfriend!
- Look at me, I'm Miss Perfect.
Oh ho, too far?
You know, you better
watch your mouth, Holly.
(gasping)
Hey.
- Let me go.
- I think she's in trouble.
- Stay out of this.
- [Dirk] I'm so sorry.
- [Holly] Dirk, you really
are a piece of work.
- Watch your mouth, Holly.
- Watch my--
- Are you all right, young lady?
- She's fine, Gandalf,
mind your business.
- I do believe she
wishes you to go.
- Well I do believe
you're sticking your face
where it doesn't belong.
- Dirk, just leave.
- Yeah Dirk, just leave.
- Hey, you stay out of this,
you gray-haired fart.
- Gray hair.
- Gray hair.
- Gray hair.
- Yes, gray hair.
- Are you blind?
- My hair is
silver, pure silver.
Hair like mine is
both mantle and crown,
a, a monument to my superiority.
Silver hair is the
banner of a great man,
a generous heart,
a towering spirit,
an expansive soul such
as I unmistakably am,
and such as you dare
not dream to be.
With your head lacking in
wisdom, lacking in sense,
in wit, in cunning,
in imagination,
lacking in intellect, just
at the opposite end
of your crimson spine.
(crowd gasping)
- That's it!
Oh!
(grunting)
(thudding)
- Go home, lad, before
you embarrass yourself.
- Move it!
(applause)
- Are you okay?
- I'm okay.
You didn't have to do that.
- Yes, I did.
- Thank you.
Are you okay?
- Frank, Franky,
you old goat, you.
You know better than to
mess around boys like that.
(laughing) Isn't he something?
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