Altar Egos Page #3
- Year:
- 2015
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- Amazing.
Cyrano, right?
- Yes.
- We're doing Cyrano at school.
I play Roxanne.
- Holly!
Holly, are you okay?
Holly, did he hurt you?
- I'm really fine.
- I have never seen
anything like that.
You gave me goose
pimples! (giggles)
I'm Barbara Coolidge,
like the president.
You were incredible.
- Oh, uh, thank you.
I'm Frank Carmen,
and this is Milo.
- Nice to meet you, Pablo.
- Milo.
- Oh, whatever.
You have to come to my
Christmas party tomorrow!
- Yeah--
- I'm having just a few
friends over from church
and my friend Mary
Margaret's coming.
You would like her, maybe.
Can you come?
- I'm sorry, I, I'm busy.
- Ow.
- We'd love to come!
- Oh, good!
Oh, are you gonna, do, are
- No, I, I don't have a wife.
- Oh, thank you Lord!
- Come on, Mom, it's time to go.
- Well, okay.
113 Sage Brush.
I'll see ya tomorrow!
- [Holly] Bye Mr. Frank, Milo.
- I hope he likes cats!
- Bingo! (laughing)
We're in!
- We?
No, no, no, no, no, no,
there is no we, I'm done.
- Um, no, you're totally in
because I can't do
this without you.
- I've created a monster.
- Time to go home and
shine those shoes, old man.
We've got a party
to go to. (laughing)
(playful string music)
- Hey.
- Holly, hey.
happened to me at the mall.
- You got your picture
taken with Santa?
- No, no.
Some old guy went
all Cyrano on Dirk,
totally humiliated him in
the middle of the foot court.
- What?
Some guy looked like Cyrano?
- No, no, no, no, I mean,
this guy was Cyrano.
He's coming over for a
Christmas party tonight.
You should come.
- You want me to come over?
- Yeah, when he did
Cyrano, I thought of you.
- Holly, that'd be great
but I, I got homework.
- Oh, okay.
- I mean, I totally have
- Sounds important.
- Very.
- Well, maybe next time.
- Yeah, next time.
(school bell ringing)
- I gotta go.
- Bye.
See ya tonight.
(playful string music)
(doorbell ringing)
This is insane.
- Relax, it's a party.
Try to enjoy yourself.
- Oh!
He's here, everybody, he's here!
(giggling) Oh!
(wreath jangling)
Here he is everybody, the
man I was telling you about.
Say something clever, Frank.
- Hi.
- Isn't he wonderful?
- Hello.
- Oh, and this is
his friend, Waldo.
- Milo.
- Whatever.
Oh, come here.
(playful string music)
Here's the starters, Frank.
I picked them out myself.
Here's a plate.
- Thank you, Ms. Coolidge.
- Oh,
call me Babs.
(doorbell ringing)
(clock chiming)
- [Mary] Hello everyone,
Merry Christmas.
Hello, Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.
- Hello Chuck, merry
Christmas, good to see you.
Good to see you.
Oh, everything just...
Do I know you?
- I don't, (coughing)
Milo McGilicuddy.
Nice to meet ya.
- It's just so unusual
to see a new face
at one of Barbara's parties.
- Frank and I met Barbara
back at the mall. (laughs)
- Oh yes, she, she did tell
me about her new friend.
- Frank, Frank, come back!
Oh!
(thudding)
(cat meowing)
(Barbara shrieking)
- Oh, what a mess.
Oh, Barbara.
- Oh no!
- Sorry, sorry.
I'll just...
- Oh, look how strong you are.
- It's my fault, sorry.
- No, it's nobody's
fault. (laughing)
Oh, dinner's ready,
it's time to eat.
Holly, honey!
Time to eat!
- Wow, hi, merry Christmas.
It's so good to see you guys.
(whimsical instrumental music)
Mr. Frank!
You made it!
- (laughs) Are you
sure you're okay?
Oh, it's time to eat.
- So, who's the lucky guy that
gets to play Cyrano with you?
- Jack Bridges plays
Cyrano, he's really good.
I would love for
you to meet him.
- Is he, is he a nice guy?
- Yeah, he's sweet.
- Oh.
Sweet like a good friend,
or sweet like maybe
something more than a friend?
- Leave my baby alone.
So Frank, tell us
about yourself.
- Well, let's see, I'm
a poet, a playwright,
a scientist, a bit
of a musician too.
Oh, and a sword master.
- Isn't that wonderful?
- You really are
Cyrano. (laughing)
- Yeah, I have modeled
my life after his.
(laughing)
- What about you,
Mr. McGilicuddy?
- Um, (laughs)
the Navy, Milo here
moved to Japan.
- Really?
- And became a
master Hibachi chef.
- Wow. (laughing)
- Really?
- Why, he studied under
Benny Ho for nearly 20 years.
- Benny Ho?
I saw Benny Ho on television.
- I know.
- (laughing) Okay,
enough about me.
Now, do you all go to church?
- Yes, Grace United.
- Well I hear you all
have a great pastor.
- (laughing) Oh,
who told you that?
- I can't remember.
- Well, actually, we did
have a fine pastor once.
We served together for 30 years.
He preached, and
I led the music.
- Pastor Bridges' wife, Ruth,
passed in '98 from cancer,
and then Mary Margaret
and Pastor Johnathan
married a year later.
- Sounds scandalous.
further from the truth.
- (laughs) Seems a little
soon to marry a guy
right after he just buried
his wife, don't you think?
- Well, his son thought so.
- Chuck, tell us
how you're doing.
- Aww, well, we walk by faith
and not by sight. (giggles)
Judith, pass Chuck the carrots.
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
And a happy new year
Drive safe!
Thank you for coming!
(Barbara humming)
- I can't believe we spent
and you didn't say one
thing about the choir.
- Look, they're not gonna
listen to us yet, okay?
You know?
We've gotta be closer to them.
- (laughs) I can't
grow closer to Barbara
without a wedding license.
- Shh!
Relax, all right?
I need more time, that's all.
Trust me.
- [Jack] Okay.
(Instrumental rock
version of "Jingle Bells")
- And swim, and swim.
There you go, everyone!
I'm so proud of you.
Keep moving, keep going,
Faster.
And swim, and swim.
Spread out everyone, make
sure you've got room.
(laughing)
(bell crashing)
(John laughs)
- Whoo!
- [All] Out.
In.
Out.
- I-17.
I-21.
- Ooh!
Bingo.
- So it appears that all
of Abraham's descendents
aren't just the Jews,
but actually those
that will come to Christ.
- Good point.
Would you like to
elaborate further on that?
- No, you're teaching.
I don't get it.
She's being so
pleasant right now.
What sets her off?
hurt people hurt people.
(soft instrumental music)
- This isn't gonna be
a typical interview.
We move fast here
at First Church.
- Oh, (laughs)
sounds good to me.
- You're gonna love
it here, Pastor.
The staff, the
people, the tools.
We got HD projectors,
HD cameras,
state of the art audio system.
You name it, we've got it,
and you can have
your own TV ministry
up and running with
the flip of a switch.
- Well, actually I don't
have a TV ministry.
- Not yet, you don't,
but you will here.
We've got everything you
need to reach our community
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