Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip

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ALVIN:
Are we rolling?

Okay, we're rolling.

Dave's birthday message,

take 1.

Happy Birthday, Dave!

We know how hard you've been

working on Ashley's album...

so we thought it would be fun

to surprise you

with a little party.

Hey! I thought you said this

was a going-away party for us.

Uh...

Take 2.

(CLAPS)

To celebrate your birthday...

and The Chipettes leaving to

guest-judge American Idol...

we thought we'd throw you

a small get...

(PHONE RINGING)

Hold on, that's the DJ!

Wait, "DJ"?

Okay, fine, so it might be

a medium-sized get-together.

Alvin, did you

hire someone to build

a half-pipe in the back yard?

Of course not!

The party planner did.

You hired a party planner?

No, he did not hire

a "party planner."

Oh, thank goodness.

For a minute there, I...

lam an event planner.

Marco, I'm done

giving you instructions.

Oh, boy.

Dave, it's all good.

It's just us.

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

Nothing too cra...

ALVIN:
Theodore!

You hit the flip button!

Oops! Um, hi.

So, the guest list got

a little out of hand.

SIMON:
A little?

Dave, I had nothing

to do with this!

Happy Birthday, Dave!

Whoo-hoo!

Redfoo is here?

Yeah, he is,

because I got him here.

The Redfoo, from a little band

called The Foo Fighters.

What?

Well, there's no way

to sugarcoat it, Dave.

The cops are here! Ow...

And they're having a blast!

Happy Birthday, Dave!

(CROWD CHEERING)

This does wonders

for my glutes!

ALVIN:
This party is the least

we can do for you, Dave.

Yeah! Giving up

songwriting to produce?

Buying a new house?

We know you've done

all of this for us.

We love you, Dave!

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

(ALL CHEERING)

Happy Birthday, Dwayne.

It's Dave!

(MUSIC CONTINUES)

I got 40 cheese pizzas here

for a, uh, Theodore.

Whoo-hoo! Pay the man, Si.

Whoo!

ALVIN:
Redfoo!

You ready to rock this party

with a little Party Rock?

Oh, you like the classics.

But I got a new one for you,

Juicy Wiggle!

This is my jizz-am!

(CROWD CHEERING)

Ooh, cool!

I walked into the party

r I seen somethin' I never saw

Everybody was movin',

groovin'

Girls, they were

dancin' on the bar

Now this wasn't

no ordinary dance

Hey, man, why is everybody

swimmin' in a trance?

I couldn't figure it out

like your grandpa's riddle

I asked 'em what they doin'

and they said...

ALL:
Juicy wiggle!

Now move your hips

and dance like fish

(MUSIC PLAYING)

MAN:
Get juicy

Get juicy

Yeah, get juicy

ALL:
Get juicy

Get juicy

Get juicy

ALVIN:
Get juicy!

REDFOO:

Two girls was shakin' it

I jumped in the middle

I asked 'em what we doin'

and they said...

Juicy Wiggle!

Get juicy

Oh, yeah! I'm in.

Show 'em what you got, Theo!

(EXCLAIMING)

THEODORE:
(EXCLAIMS) Whoo-hoo!

Get juicy

He's so smooth.

Yeah, get juicy

Whoo! Yeah!

Whoo-whee!

Now I done

just lost my mind

Is that safe?

No, it is absolutely not.

DAVID:
What the...

Um, excuse me, young lady?

The launch ramp is closed.

MAN:
Hey, Simon's gonna go!

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

No, no, no, I'm not going.

I was just explaining

that this is really...

(SCREAMS) High!

(CROWD EXCLAIMS) Oh!

(GASPS)

That was awesome!

I'm definitely going again.

(CHEERING)

(SIGHS) Boys.

Whoo!

Get juicy

When I say "Party,"

you say "Alvin!"

Party!

ALL:
Alvin!

Party!

Alvin!

ALVIN:
Party!

Alvin!

Um...

Surprise?

Whoo-hoo!

Uh-oh.

Oh, boy.

Uh, if anyone needs us,

we'll just be...

(WHISPERS) Across the country.

Over there, come on.

Party's over.

Oh, thank you.

Yeah, that's mine.

Oh, you had to grab

one last one?

Yeah.

Okay.

Enjoy that, yeah.

Were you surprised?

No, I wasn't surprised,

and you wanna know why?

Because #Davesparty

was trending on Twitter.

Nice!

I mean, sorry.

I know my work schedule

is tough.

But I thought you guys

were old enough

to take care of yourselves.

But I guess you're

not mature enough for that.

That's insulting.

We are very mature.

(THEODORE FARTS)

(CHUCKLES) Sorry. Pizza toots.

Look, I'm trying to start

a new chapter in my life.

A more stable chapter...

where you guys

aren't performing

in a different city

every night.

But, we love to perform.

You can go back to that,

just not now, okay?

I want you guys

to have a few years

of being normal kids.

But we're not

normal kids, Dave.

ALVIN:
Yeah...

we're multi-platinum singing

chipmunks! Oops.

Well, right now,

you're acting like

a bunch of animals...

who just threw a giant house

party without my permission.

Does this mean

no miniature golf tomorrow?

It should, and normally,

it would.

But, you're gonna give us

one last chance, right?

I think he means

our 158th last chance?

Look, selfishly,

I wanna spend as much time

with you guys as I can...

before I have to go to

Ashley's album release

in Miami.

Whoo-hoo!

We're going to Miami!

Come on, shake

your body, baby, do the conga

I know you can't control

yourself any longer

Feel the rhythm of the music

getting stronger 4'

Theodore, get our Speedos!

Yeah!

No, no Speedos.

I'm going to Miami.

I only got a plus one,

so it wouldn't be fair

to pick favorites.

Shh...

We both know

I'm your favorite. (CHUCKLES)

(SIGHS) Alvin.

Tied for favorite?

You don't even have to

say with who.

Blink once for Theodore,

twice for Simon.

Got it, no favorites.

SIMON:
Wind, 35 degrees,

out of the northwest.

Okay, tail up.

10, 10 degrees down.

Shoulders up, shoulders down.

Shoulders to the left,

shoulders to the right.

Tail in, tail out.

Ah. While we're young, Simon.

Loosen the grip,

loosen the grip.

Not too loose,

not too loose, Simon.

Any day, now.

And...

my concentration is broken.

Now I have to start all over.

Oh, great!

Let's start this

charade again.

THEODORE:
Oh, come on!

This isn't the PGA Tour,

Simon.

Exactly. But this

is what it's all about.

Just 4 dudes

playing some golf.

Actually, that reminds me,

uh...

I invited a friend to join us.

Oh, is this

the famous Samantha

we've been hearing

so much about?

It is.

SIMON:
David!

Ooh la la. (KISSING)

(CHUCKLES MISCHIEVOUSLY)

Dave and Samantha

sittin' in a tree...

Very funny, guys.

Anyway, it's starting to feel

kind of serious, so...

I thought an introduction

would be nice.

You must really

like this girl, Dave.

I do,

and I hope you guys do, too.

Yeah. Any girlfriend of yours

is a girlfriend of ours.

That sounded

way less weird in my head.

You think?

(PHONE BEEPS)

She's here.

How do I look?

Well, uh...

You know? Looks. (CHUCKLES)

Alvin! This is no time

for honesty.

THEODORE:
You look great,

Dave.

That sweater makes you look

like a cozy grandpa.

Thanks, Theodore.

Okay, where was I?

Shoulders up, shoulders down.

Oh, brother.

Hit the ball, already!

Okay!

SIMON:
(GASPS)

Look at it soar!

Follow me, come on guys!

ALVIN:
WOW.

Awesome!

Come on!

(THEODORE LAUGHS)

ALVIN:
Follow the ball!

Through the mouth!

THEODORE:
Open wide!

Whoo-hoo!

SIMON:
Hurry up!

(ALVIN SHOUTS)

Hurry, Theodore!

I'm going as fast as I can!

SIMON:
Turn, turn!

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