Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip Page #2

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My wind calculations

were accurate!

Come On, guys!

Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!

It's a hole-in...

(SHOUTING) No! Why?

Excuse me,

that's my brother's ball.

Oh, uh, this ball?

No, no, this is my ball.

What? I just hit

that beautiful shot.

Tell you what,

let's compromise,

and we'll call it...

no one's ball.

ALVIN:
Hey!

I'm warning you.

You mess with one of us,

you mess with all of us.

Yeah!

Aw.

I'm terrified.

(MOCKINGLY) Ah!

What, what? Ouch! Wait!

What are you gonna do?

We will continue this

conversation when I'm back.

MAN:
Hey, dude,

it's your turn.

Oh, yeah.

Whatever!

I don't even need that ball!

Si's right,

you're not worth it!

Yeah!

SIMON:
Oh, Dave,

thank goodness.

ALVIN:
Hey, Dave.

Hey, guys. This is Samantha.

Sam, these are my boys.

Hi.

Hi.

That's Theodore.

He might be the smallest,

but he's got

the biggest heart.

Hi.

Ooh, we've heard

a lot about you.

Enchant.

(LAUGHS) I can tell

that you're trouble.

If by "trouble,"

you mean "irresistible,"

then guilty as charged.

Alvin, of course.

And there's Simon.

So, you're a doctor?

I am.

Did Dave mention that?

(CHUCKLES) No, you're wearing

a stethoscope.

Yes, I am.

That's embarrassing.

SIMON:
Would it

be okay if I tried it?

Yeah, knock yourself out.

Oh, thank you.

Heart rate is smooth

and steady, 400 BPM.

So, it's beating?

Of course it's beating.

It's so nice to finally

meet you guys.

Oh, and this is my son, Miles.

Son?

Oh, no.

You guys have a lot in common.

Miles is also a musician.

Yeah, I've heard

you're pretty good.

Thanks, Mr. Seville.

Oh, brother.

We thought this

was the perfect place

for you guys to get to know

each other better.

DAVID:
Yes, so behave, okay?

And Theo, get down from there.

I'll get him.

So, back to our conversation.

No hard feelings, huh?

Hey, YOU guys having fun?

(NERVOUSLY) Yeah, just

getting some cotton candy.

All right.

(SIMON CHATTERING)

This is not my idea of fun.

Mmm...

Yummy.

(SLURPS)

Theo!

SIMON:
Alvin,

where did Theodore go?

ALVIN:
I don't know, I haven't

seen him since the last hole.

What do you think?

Uh, 20 bucks seems like

a lot of money for a chipmunk.

He's a talking chipmunk.

Go on, plump and juicy,

say something.

Um, I also sing.

Ooh...

Yeah, yeah, yeah... a'

This isn't like Theo,

to wander off.

I know.

MILES:
Why don't you

check the river?

Chip shot!

Whoa!

Alvin, I found him.

Give us back our brother!

Yeah!

I just paid 20 bucks for him.

He's not for sale!

I want 40.

What?

He's a talking chipmunk.

I also sing.

Theo! You're not helping.

I like big butts

and I cannot lie

You other

brothers can't deny

When a girl walks in

with an itty bitty waist

And a round

thing in your face

You get sprung,

wanna pull up tough

'Cause you notice

that butt was stuffed

Ah. Fine!

ALVIN:
I hope you're happy,

Theodore.

That was all of our allowance.

THEODORE:
Sorry.

I was born to perform.

Great news, fellas.

You get to hang

with Miles all day.

And the hits

just keep on coming. Oh.

Sam got a page

from the hospital,

so I'm going to take you four

to the studio with me.

All right, be good.

Bye, Mom.

Bye, honey.

Don't forget your stethoscope.

Oh, yeah.

SAMANTHA:
Oh.

You know what? Keep it.

SIMON:
Thanks.

Break a leg.

That doesn't really apply

to doctors, Dave.

Right.

Good luck!

You kind of hope your heart

surgeon doesn't need luck.

Uh... Have fun!

(CHUCKLES) Nailed it!

Look, paparazzi.

I guess they heard

we were coming.

Hey, guys!

Ah, it is good to see you.

Can you get one more

from this side?

Yeah.

Guys, they aren't

here for you, come on.

There she is! Ashley!

(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)

Oh my love

Let me be your fire

We're a thousand miles up

And I'm 'bout to get higher

Feel my heart beating

Out my chest

You're the only prayer I

need To make me feel blessed

Oh my love

Let me be your fire

We're a thousand miles up

And I'm 'bout to get higher 4'

Hey!

What the heck?

Oh, nice, Miles.

Ugh! Yuck!

(PAPARAZZI CLAMORING)

Oh, no!

Hey!

Ow!

(EXCLAIMING)

Hey, down here!

Watch it, hey!

That's my tail!

ASHLEY:
Excuse me.

First, can you guys apologize

for trampling my friends?

Aw, sorry about that, guys.

Thank you, Ashley.

Sure.

MAN:
Miss Grey, when

are you going back on tour?

Miss Grey, over here.

Oh, hey, you know what?

Let me,

let me get this for you.

Oh, you know,

I think it's "Push."

(CHUCKLES) Oh, yeah,

you know, of course.

Whoa. Okay.

Looks like Mr. Macho isn't

as cool as he thinks he is.

Hey! Hello, you know

You're making me love sick

You like my dynamite

I'm like tick tick a'

Oh, man.

I didn't realize

how boring it is

to be on this side

of the glass.

Yeah, why aren't

you guys in there?

I thought you were, like,

super famous or something?

One day, you're throwing back

pink lemonades

on Diddy's yacht

in Saint-Tropez...

THEODORE:
Ooh, jackpot!

...and the next,

you're eating stale chips

you find in the couch.

(SIGHS) I miss it.

Uh, uh... Theodore, couch

chips are for talent only.

Oh.

Really, Barry?

All right, you can keep it.

Just don't tell anyone, okay?

Whoo-hoo! Yum.

SAMANTHA'. We did it!

We successfully introduced

our kids to each other.

And then, you performed

open-heart surgery.

Please, after being

a single mom

and a med student,

I could do this in my sleep.

And I wore my stethoscope

out again, didn't I?

I thought it was cute.

And I like people to know

I'm dating a doctor.

All right, I guess my life

is a little more hectic

than I'd like to admit.

I get it.

So, I have to ask. The boys?

Are they, like,

your adopted kids, or...

How does that work?

I don't know, I never really

thought about it.

What?

They're lucky to have you.

Crazy idea.

Have you ever been to Miami?

(AMERICAN IDOL THEME PLAYING)

MAN:
This is American Idol!

I'm sorry

to have to do this...

but you're going to Hollywood!

Ah. I've always

wanted to say that!

Why did they get to move out

and do all this cool stuff?

Uh, well, Alvin...

girls are

scientifically proven

to mature faster than boys.

ALVIN:
Ah, whatever.

Hey, guys.

SIMON:
Dave!

THEODORE:
Hi.

Sorry I'm late.

I had to pick up

a few things on the way home.

ALVIN:
No worries,

we've just been ruminating

on why we still live at home.

So, what'd you guys

think of Samantha?

Oh, she's awesome.

We loved her.

Ooh, leftovers.

(GRUNTING)

Ooh, I can't wait.

Oh, I can taste it.

Yes! Yummy.

Oh. I can't eat this.

Whoa! That is a serious

engagement ring.

Wait a second. That means

Dave is going to ask

Samantha to marry him.

Hold on, we don't know that.

They've only been together

a few months,

so you're probably

overreacting.

But what if it's true?

Uh-oh. Here he comes.

Act casual.

(CHANTING)

DAVID:
Huh.

What are you guys doing?

Uh, yoga. Downward munk?

Well, that's great

to hear that

you guys like Samantha,

because.

She's gonna become

a big part of my life.

Oh, and good news.

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