Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip Page #3

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My plus one

isn't going to waste.

She is coming

to Miami with me.

(CLUCKS)

I'm standing right here.

I can hear what he's saying.

I've always wanted a mom.

ALVIN:
Guys...

...if Samantha is our mom,

that makes Miles...

Our brother.

THEODORE:
No!

Deep breaths, Theodore.

In and out.

It's going to be okay.

What are we gonna do?

ALVIN:
Guys, it's time.

Operation ring retrieval

is a go.

No ring, no proposal.

No proposal, no Miles.

Theo, fall in line, soldier.

Oh, brother.

(CAWING)

Alvin, what...

Are we doing a charade?

Oh, cool. Two words.

No.

First down? What are you...

Two syllables. Sounds like.

Is it a movie? First word.

A song?

Angry.

(GROWLS) Get over here.

Okay-

Still no idea

what you're saying.

Theodore, you keep

an eye on Dave.

Simon and I will get the ring.

(MOANS)

(GRUNTS)

Uh-oh.

(GRUNTS) There you are.

Alvin, grab this.

(GRUNTING)

(SNEEZES)

Let's do this.

Yes!

The bag's gone.

No.

You mean that bag over there?

ALVIN:
And I'm back to "Yes."

(ALARM RINGS)

Uh-oh.

And right back to "No."

Abort. Abort. Let's go.

Guys...

what are you doing in here?

Uh... Well... We...

just wanted to spend

as much time as possible

with you before

you left for Miami.

Yeah.

All right.

I'll make breakfast.

Whoo-hoo! I love breakfast.

Alvin, grab it.

Ooh, ooh, Belgian waffles,

pancakes. So excited.

Okay, guys...

Miss Price from next door,

she's gonna peek in on you...

make sure you're all right.

What? She's nuts.

We should be the ones

checking in on her.

Well, after that big party

you guys threw...

I don't feel very comfortable

with you guys

staying here unsupervised.

You got it?

(BELL RINGS)

Oh, that must be

Samantha and Miles.

(COUGHING)

Miles?

Yeah, he's going to stay

with you guys for a few days.

So, you don't feel comfortable

leaving us alone,

but you're okay leaving us

with that psychopath?

No, he's a great kid.

It'll be fun.

You know, it'll be, uh,

a good bonding experience

for you guys.

Uh, I'm pretty sure

Miles would interpret

"bonding experience"

as super-gluing us together.

Hi.

Wow. Great place.

Oh, thanks.

Make yourself at home.

Mi casa, su casa.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

Thank you, David, that's very

generous of you to open your home.

Wow. That's really impressive.

I actually don't

speak Spanish.

SIMON:
He said that it's

very generous

of you to open your home.

(CONTINUES IN SPANISH)

I also speak Spanish.

And you're not fooling anyone

with your good boy routine.

I'm fooling everyone.

They have no idea that I'm going

to make you my personal servant.

(MILES LAUGHS)

All right. I guess this is it.

Have a great weekend, guys.

And boys...

try to show me you can handle

some independence, okay?

All right, bye, sweetie.

Be good.

Okay.

All right. Here we go.

I can feel the bonding

happening already.

(LAUGHS)

We're gonna be doing

tons of bonding.

Where's the Super Glue?

(MUSIC PLAYING)

ALVIN:
Miles, if we're going

to make this work,

we need to talk.

Feels like it's working.

But, good talk.

You can't shut us out forever.

He means emotionally, but...

I want to focus

on the physically

shutting us out

of our own home part.

I have to pee.

You guys are so naive.

Trust me, this thing with

Dave and my mom is temporary.

If by temporary you mean,

"till death do they part"...

then yeah. Totally temporary.

What are you talking about?

He's talking

about marriage, Miles.

Wedding bells.

Dave liked it and he's

gonna put a ring on it.

A bag of tissue.

What?

Scandalous.

It's gone.

Uh. He must have

packed the ring

last night before bed.

(GASPS) He's going to

propose to Samantha in Miami.

So you think we're

all gonna become, like,

one big happy family?

No one said happy.

No offense to your mom.

She actually seems

quite wonderful.

Yeah. It's you

we're not thrilled about.

Well, the feeling is mutual.

And you guys

can keep Dave too.

My dad died when I was little

and I've done

just fine without one.

Oh. I'm sorry, Miles.

Don't be. I didn't know him.

If Dave and my mom

do get married...

they'll wanna have

their own kids.

And you're not even

Dave's real sons...

you're just a bunch

of chipmunks

that he calls his kids.

Before you guys know it,

you'll be back

out in the forest.

Holding your nuts all winter.

Hey.

First of all,

that's what squirrels do.

We are chipmunks.

Um, Alvin,

chipmunks do that too.

And the fact that

I didn't know that...

is exactly why we cannot

end up back in the forest.

But... Dave wouldn't

do that to us.

MILES:
He already has.

Why do you think you guys are

here and my mom's in Miami?

Meeting of the Munks.

I don't want Miles to be right

any more than you do,

but it all kind of lines up.

New job, new house,

new girlfriend, new family.

I don't want to go back

to the forest.

And I am definitely not going

to end up related to that guy.

(BELCHING)

Hmm. Nice form.

Here's the deal, Miles.

We all go to Miami

to stop this proposal...

and then we never have to

see each other again.

I'm in.

Can't get you chipmunks

out of my life fast enough.

That's the smartest thing

you've said

since we met you.

THEODORE:
Are you sure there's

enough money

in your piggy bank?

Guys, it's a credit card.

We'll get 4 tickets.

Stop worrying.

Hello, boys.

ALL:
Hey, Miss Price.

I'm supposed to be

keeping an eye on you...

So I think I'll use...

this one.

(LAUGHING)

How are we gonna get to Miami

if she's gonna be watching us?

Guys, I have a plan.

(GROANS) The 4 words

society fears most.

I can't believe that worked.

It wasn't so much me

as it was the peanuts

dipped in cough syrup.

(SNORING GENTLY)

That's really messed up.

Respect.

Thank you!

Alvin, these aren't

even chipmunks.

They're squirrels.

ALVIN:
Beggars

can't be choosers.

Besides, once we put them

in the shirts

from the Alvin, Simon

and Theodore dolls...

Miss Price won't be able to

tell the difference.

Yeah, let's do it.

Ooh, oh... I get to change me!

I can't believe

I maxed out my mom's

entire card

in this one ticket.

We're fine.

Just stick to the plan.

I'm starting to think I should

go through cargo with Theo.

Shh.

Be silent. Be still.

And you. Get in there.

Ow! Easy!

Both of you guys.

ALVIN:
Watch the zipper.

Next!

Who knows what

you're carrying in this thing.

(MEOWS)

(DOGS BARKING)

Go on through.

Whoa!

What's that?

That is a...

stuffed Alvin doll.

You know, from that lame

singing chipmunks group.

Um, yeah.

I'm gonna need to see what's

in that backpack, please.

Oh, no.

Yeah. (GRUNTS)

Um, it's just a doll.

Chucky was just a doll.

(CLEARS THROAT)

This is Alvin.

It's what the "A" is for.

He does a lot of bending

and back up.

He does splits.

(ALVIN SQUEALS)

He can twist.

Like Linda Blair almost.

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

You can use it

as a weight-loss device.

(GURGLING)

I can feel the sweat.

It even talks.

It says,

"I'm a dumb stupid-head."

Sorry, the batteries

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