Ambarsariya

---

1

Hey Romeo,

this isn't your aunt's house.

Either sit properly or get lost.

You're doing romance openly!

It tickles the

mood of the people like us who watch you.

Get out of here!

- Sukhi!

- Yes, master?

Master? Did I teach

you how to play the flute?

Take money from

them and ask them to leave.

Hello.. Romeo & Juliet.

Vacate the table. You have

been here since past one hour.

Give someone else a chance.

I don't understand these girls.

How do these beautiful

girls end up with such idiots?

They don't look at

their personality..

They just fall for

their "borrowed" Yamahas.

Girls fall for the heart, bro.

Have a good heart and

everything else is forgiven.

Yamaha or my Yezdi doesn't

make a difference then.

You too have hooked up

with such a beautiful girl?

What do you mean by hooked up?

Stupid monkey...!!

Learn to respect women, will you?

The term you should use is "set".

Wow...!!

Look at your thoughts

about the womankind...!!

I have never seen

you around here before...

But you're a smooth talker.

Sukhi, set up a glass for me too.

Ok boss..

You are shameless.

You'll drink 'borrowed' liquor?

Borrowed?

I think you are very warm person.

I'm sure you would offer me..

And that too so politely

that I won't be able to refuse.

Pour me a drink.

Not just shameless, you're sleazy also...!!

What is it? You look so angry.

Did your wife throw you out?

I'll hit you with the bottle now.

You should show respect to

the one who offers you free drinks.

Forget it.

Tell me, how beautiful is

the girl you have hooked up with?

So not just shameless & sleazy,

you're vulgar also.

Stupid monkey.

So you were asking me about her beauty?

Yes. How beautiful is she?

Now what should I tell you about her..

She is so beautiful that

if you look at her once..

...you will set your Dhaba

on fire..

...and jump into the river and die.

Her beauty oozes off as Limca does,

when you add a pinch of salt in it.

When she walks wearing

those high heels..

...the floor too beats

like a lover's heart.

My beloved is just like fire.

And when she starts to speak,

you know what does she say?

What?

India is an under insured country...

People spend Lakhs

on their car's insurance.

...but they hesitate to spend

Thousands on their life insurance.

But people don't

understand this, ma'am.

No one is ready to buy policies.

Then stop selling the policies.

What?

I mean, this is where we go wrong.

We start selling the

policy from the word go.

Don't tell them what are

the benefits of buying a policy.

Tell them what they will

lose if they don't buy a policy.

Scare them...!!

Selling policies is an art.

Let me show you.

Who is this?

Excuse me?

Hello, mister.

Mister!

- Good morning.

- Good morning.

The entire class is quiet.

We can only hear

you snoring in the room.

A Jatt always roars alone.

- No tea as yet?

- Okay.

Look at your watch.

It's 2:
30 pm.

Really?

I must have taken

my afternoon nap then.

But I was getting dreams

like I get in the night.

What?

Wise guys say its

morning whenever you wake up.

- So good morning, madam.

- Shut up.

And which wise guy told you

to sleep during an ongoing lecture?

What a joke.. I'm that much wise myself.

I never heard any lectures in college,

when I used to pay the fees for it.

Here you are giving one for free.

Shut up and get out of the room.

Get out.

Ma'am seems hot-tempered.

She doesn't like jokes at all.

Leave. Go.

Okay

Okay now tell me,

who sold the most policies this year?

Go on, tell me.

- You didn't leave?

- I had left, ma'am.

But the thought of my office's

honor brought me back.

You are blabbering.

They don't have the reply

to the question you asked.

Actually, I am the one..

...who has sold the

maximum number of policies.

Have you seen your face in the mirror?

Face? I've to go sell polices

and not seek marriage proposals.

But those who buy the

polices do often ask..

"Son, are you married or do you

want us to set you up with someone?"

What a joke...!!

Silence.

Ma'am, he is telling the truth.

He is the highest premium collector.

You'll have to accept ma'am..

...this Ambarsariya hasn't spared

anyone from Rajpura till Devigarh.

Rickshaw!

Jasleen madam, you still haven't left?

I am waiting for a rickshaw.

You are waiting for

a rickshaw when I am here?

You won't go in a rickshaw.

Ambarsariya!

Come here.

Drop her to the bus stop.

- He will drop you.

- No, sir. l'll manage.

No, madam.

What are you saying?

You came to Patiala all the

way from Amritsar to teach my team.

I too have some

responsibility towards you.

Hurry UP-

Make sure she gets into the bus.

- Okay, sir.

Hop on.

Hurry up.

Madam, this isn't your class

that your orders will be followed.

Get down and push it.

- You want me to push it?

- Yes.

Couldn't you say that

in front of Bajwa sir?

I bought it second-hand from

Bajwa sir only, it a push-start.

Push it.

I cannot push it. I am wearing high heels.

You can wear my boots for some time.

But it won't work without a push.

I think you should

take the decision quickly..

...or else you will miss your bus.

Then you will have to

take a lift from a truck.

And you know how cooperative

the truck drivers are.

Ok.. Fine.

But not all truck

drivers are that bad.

My aunt's son is a transporter.

He is so sweet.

Sweet! What a joke!

Madam, then he must

be having an Innova.

Truck drivers aren't just sweet.

They're sweet & sour.. men of honour...!!

I suggest you push it.

Go ahead.

What a joke..

Almost done.

- Can't you drive faster?

- No.

You don't have any manners.

Yes, none at all.

Idiot...!!

Same to you.

Okay, bye.

I get a lot of phone calls.

So, say something.

Why aren't you talking...?

You sell the maximum policies

and yet you drive this milkman's bike.

Milkman's? I didn't ask you

sit by placing your legs on both side.

You should respect something

that helps you when in need.

I suggest you get conformable

and enjoy the long drive.

Long drive on this?

Yes, it takes 10 minutes

to reach the bus stop usually.

But on my Yezdi it takes 20 minutes.

So it ends up being a long drive,

doesn't it?

What a joke.

- Hello, uncle.

- Hello, son. Welcome.

Give me two kilos of each

veggies of whose prices have reduced.

- Right away, son.

- I am already late and you have stopped here.

Can't we hurry up? Please.

Madam, one works for bread.

And one cannot eat

bread without the veggies.

We will leave after

I take the veggies.

And don't say please to me.

I don't like anyone begging me like this.

Especially the ladies staff.

- Son!

- Yes.

- Here are your veggies.

- Hold these.

Here.

Son, here's this month's premium.

- Take this as well.

- Thank you.

Sit.

How do I with these

packets in my hands?

What a joke! Now it's the

time for your milkman's style.

- Can't you drive faster?

- Of course, I can.

- But I won't because you have asked me to.

- Why?

To have cold food, to take hot showers

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes