Ambarsariya Page #2

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and to never get wheedled by girls.

Ambarsariya Jatt lives by this mantra

Actually, this is entirely

your fault that we're late

It's the fault of the Cobra Perfume

that you're wearing.. I'm smitten by it.

Here's your bus stop.

Oh no.. My bus left.

It's not a problem.

Take some other bus.

There are many buses

that go to Amritsar.

This was the last AC bus.

What do you need AC bus for..

One can never enjoy

the journey in an AC bus.

They don't have any

stoppage for food or drinks.

One gets bored in it.

Look, the government bus is here.

I suggest you should buy

some peanuts and get on it.

Peel and eat them.

And throw the shells out.

Enjoy it.

You won't even realize

when you reached Amritsar.

Stop your nonsense. Here are you bags.

Stupid guy.

Huh? Get in.

Remove your high heel sandals.

Push a little.

Get close to the auntie in blue.

Otherwise she will grab your seat.

Sit down. Sit down.

Buy a ticket for Jalandhar

and get down at PAP Chowk.

It will save half an hour.

I will meet you once

I am in Amritsar.

Don't you dare to call yourself

Ambarsariya or show me your face again!!

I will break your face

if you ever enter Amritsar.

I will have your posters

pasted in Jandiala..

...asking people to break your legs if

they see you coming towards Amritsar.

Break his bones.

Stupid crazy, ill-mannered idiot!

She has lost it!

My girl too is the same.

Here sweetheart, I have brought

veggies enough to last us a week.

Onions and Potatoes.

You are here, big-brother.

Big-Brother

He is 20 years younger to you.

Auntie..l have told him so many times.

He just doesn't understand.

So what..Should I stop respecting

the young ones?

First gain some respect for yourself.

You don't work.

You sit idle at home all day long.

Who works, anyway?

Politicians sit idle on their chairs.

Officers sit idle in their offices.

They sit all day long

and then come back home.

I cannot do it.

Brother, she means you should

get out of house sometimes.

I should leave my old

mother alone in the house?

What are you saying..

She is my mother.

She isn't my landlady, unlike for you.

Oh god.. you're such a

thick-skinned fellow..so shameless!!

I don't know how to deal with you.

I think we should concentrate

on the dinner now, don't you feel hungry?

Auntie, you prepare roti..

I will cook veggies..

Today we will eat tasty

food with onions and potatoes.

Desi and Costly.

Not today, son.

Tonight we've to attend wedding of Sharma

ji's daughter. You too should join us.

Okay

We will have to give Rs. 500 as gift.

And he will do all the eating.

That's just the amount of mango drink

I'll have there.

Son, but that much will give you boils.

Then I will have 15-20

glasses of lime juice as well..

It will beat the heat...!!

Please eat in proportion, big brother..

...or they will send us the food bill.

Yes, as if you pay all the bills.

Useless fellow.

We will hide brother-in-law's

shoes behind the wine counter.

His friends will

go crazy finding them..

...but they won't be able to.

That's the perfect plan.

Come on, hurry up.

Their cook is pathetic.

All the veggies are so salty...!!

But I have heard they have

spent a lot of money on food.

No doubt.. they must have

spent a fortune just on the salt...!!

Sir..

Leave. And don't come back.

Come here, brother.

Cock-a-doodle-doo! Cock-a-doodle-doo!

It's been so long

since I last had chicken.

Go, and get a new

item after five minutes.

Sir, this isn't chicken.

It's cauliflower.

Damn you!

How will I recover Rs.

500 by eating cauliflower?

It will take me whole night. Get lost.

Hey hi.

Sir...

Yes. Feed me some hot chicken,

brother.

This isn't chicken.

It's soybean cutlets.

Actually there isn't

any non-vegetarian food.

The groom's family

has pledged against it.

Then why have you pledged

to make my life hell?

Can't they tell us all this

before we give Rs. 500 as gift?

You could at least

mention in the invite.

Get lost.

Rs. 11,000! Rs. 11,000! Rs. 11,000!

Rs. 11,000! Rs. 11,000! Rs. 11,000!

Girls, I have Rs.

5,100 with me. Take it.

No. we will take Rs. 11000.

Rs. 11,000! Rs. 11,000! Rs. 11,000!

Rs. 11,000!

You danced well.

The Bhangra you did later, good?

- Very good.

- Thanks.

11..

- Did you learn to dance or you are a born dancer?

Not a rupee less than Rs. 11000.

Rs. 11,000! Rs. 11,000! Rs. 11,000!

Rs. 11,000!

Rs. 11,000!

What a joke..

Don't you think it's way

too high than the market rate?

Hello? Who are you?

I am an agent. An insurance-agent.

Hello..

Brother..

It's okay.

I suggest you give Rs.

5100 to the girls.

And pay rest Rs.

5000 as the insurance premium.

I will tell you about a One

Time Investment plan. It's great.

No. Rs. 11000. His shoes

must be worth at least that much.

Which shoes?

The ones which the girl in blue has

wrapped in a paper and hidden back there?

I have seen them.

You get many such shoes

Near Amritsar Hall Bazaar for Rs. 2500.

No, you don't get them there anymore.

They aren't first copies.

They are fakes.

He is telling me about Amritsar!

You are from Amritsar?

I am sure you are

from BBK DAV college.

No, not all beautiful

girls are from BBK.

They could be from

Khalsa college as well.

I never said you are beautiful.

Actual beauty lies in the

Bhangra of Khalsa College.

Am I right, sister-in-law?

What a joke.

You know nothing about Amritsar.

Where in Amritsar do you stay?

Though I can knock any door I want.

But this Ambarsariya

stays in everyone's heart.

Brother-in-law, talk to your friend.

My friend? I don't even know him.

Brother, are you from the

bride's side or the groom's side?

I am from my Auntie's side

Which auntie?

Do you have an invite to come here..

I think he is a thief.

Blow up his brain.

Brother, it's a new turban.

I still haven't starched it.

Don't fire it unnecessarily.

You should be supporting me.

I am saving Rs. 11,000 for you.

I have come here for the wedding

of Sharma ji's daughter.

Right?

Son, you have come

to the wrong wedding.

This is the ceremony of

Gill Saab's daughter.

Sharma ji's ceremony is taking

place in the neighboring hall.

Actually what's the difference

between Gill & Sharma..

...when there's no chicken involved..

Right, auntie?

I suggest you should give Rs.

11,000 to the girls then.

It's a custom.

Give me 11 notes of Rs. 100.

Fine, then distribute

them on your own.

I'll see you when I am in Amritsar.

You ruined the ritual, you fool..

Don't ever come back to Amritsar!

Get lost from here.

Or I will hit your head with

sticks and make your brains mushy.

Stupid idiot...!!

She has lost it.

- Get lost.

- She has lost it.

Duffer..

I wonder where such people come from!

Tell me something, do you

have a brain defect since birth..

...or selling insurance

has made you go crazy?

What did you say?

Sane people don't behave like this.

First you made a beautiful

girl miss her bus.

If it were me, I would sell my

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