Ambarsariya Page #3

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blood and take a cab on rent for her..

...and drop her to Amritsar.

The amount of blood

there is in your body..

...you won't even be able to

book a cab from Patiala till Sirhind.

- Hear him talk.

- You played your game with the insurance chick.

What about you pissing

in someone else's house?

This isn't right.

You cannot go to someone's wedding

uninvited and mess with the guests.

True. See my Boss didn't

even attend his own wedding.

This is the first time

I have seen someone so generous.

You've kept people

on pay-roll to insult you.

L will slap you.

- Good.

- Are you too just spinning a tale?

Get lost.

When I tie my turban and leave

the house the girls just dig me.

- And do you know what they say?

- What?

"I have fallen for you."

"Oh Ambarsariya!"

Hats off to you. You think

big of yourself. Self-Praises!!

I don't know true are your

stories..

But they are interesting for sure...

These girls seem out of your reach.

Tell me something about our business.

How do you manage

to sell so many policies?

What else have I done?

This is all I have done in my entire life.

Yes?

Good evening, sir.

I have come from the

insurance company, sir.

I have brought an

amazing policy for you.

You are selling policies at this hour?

Competition, sir.

There is stiff competition.

You won't believe it..

I have spared no one from

Jandiala till Fatehgarh-Churian.

Go away.

I don't want to buy any insurance.

Sir.. at least hear out my plan.

I'll clear out all your doubts.

- Really? Get in.

- May I?

- Come in.

- Thank you, sir.

Let me close this.

You look dashing today sir..

- Looking good sir.

- Thank you.

Very good environment, sir.

Lovely atmosphere.

Who is he? Who have you brought in?

He sells policies. He said he

will suggest good insurance policies.

Yes, sir.

What insurance do you deal with?

Life insurance, sir.

Life insurance.

God forbid if something

happens to you..

You never know with life, sir.

Just assume that you are dead,

then what about your family?

They will get the money, sir.

What say?

You are right, brother.

But the matter is,

who will dare to kill us?

You are so naive, sir.

What else have I done in life?

This is what I do.

Competition, sir.

Very tough competition.

Agent 221 reporting to Alpha Base.

Yes, sir.

Sir, the information was about

five goons but I got only four.

Yes, sir. Heavily armed.

They were well-prepared.

All four terminated.

Yeah.

I will report to you in the morning.

Would've been better

had you guys insured first.

- A lizard!

- Damn you! Where?

He has killed people?

Where was your gun when you barely

managed a beating in the wrong wedding?

Gun's battery was low.

He had kept it on charging. Right?

It was okay with the girls.

But you included a gun into the stow.

Now that's hard to digest.

- You guys don't believe me?

- No.

- You guys really don't believe me?

- No.

Okay then let me give you

a glimpse of my pistol...!!

Careful,

don't sprinkle the water on me.

Keep your toy gun inside,

we don't want to play Holi with you.

Keep talking.

- My naive friends,you don't believe me, do you?

- No.

Then let me tell you the

actual story..

"Like a tumbler made

of glass is a slippery thing"

"I might look naive but

I'm naughty inside."

"I might look naive but

I'm naughty inside."

"I might look naive but

I'm naughty inside."

He is so cute.

If he turns around and looks

at me then I'll give you a party.

You have kept such a small

desire hidden in your heart?

You should say it.

So you are getting a party.

Now say thank you.

- Thank you.

- Pleasure.

Since last night all

channels have been encrypted..

No Auntie, put the eye-drops in his

eyes and you wear dark glasses yourself.

It's eye flu. It spreads..

I'll talk to you later, Auntie.

Good morning, sir.

Look here comes your Super Hero.

Do you watch a lot of movies?

Mrs. Sandhu, why you keep sending

this impulsive guy for missions?

Sir, it was a very tough mission.

And he's our best

Agent for such missions.

Okay, but next time, be careful.

- And you too.

- Yes, sir.

He is always angry.

- He is right.

- He complains it unnecessarily.

You shoot first then you ask..

no matter where you go.

It is difficult to explain it to him.

But you can understand.

After all, there are

only two Jatts in this agency.

You and me.

But this Jatti is your senior.

I say the final word.

Okay, Jatti ji.

Yes, sweetheart. I am still in office.

You know how a call center's job is.

One keeps getting phone calls nonstop.

Yes, I know.

Okay, I have cooked the food and

kept in the fridge.

Heat it up and eat it.

Okay, sweetheart. Yes.

Also tell mummy that...

...Pinchu's diapers are on the top

shelf in the storeroom.

Okay, sweetheart.

I am getting another call.

Okay, I have to go.

Bye, sweetheart. Love you too.

It's been two years, you are

still pretending to work in a call center?

He is either very naive

or he has lost it, madam.

- Shut up. Be serious at least sometimes.

- Okay.

Okay, come with me. I need

to give an important information.

Is it more important

that Pinchu's diapers?

Everybody knows how drugs

have been ruining most of the Punjab.

But since past six months, all

drug businesses have come to a stop.

Reason? Punjab's Home

Minister Inderjeet Bajwa.

From the time he has

become the Home Minister..

...he has put such stop

on the drug business..

...that all the drug dealers

of the state want him dead.

We have the information that

they have planned to kill him.

Let me show you.

Amritsar..

Our sources have told us..

There is going to be a huge function

here on Baisakhi day of 13th April.

And the Home Minister

is going to be the Chief Guest.

We think that he will

be attacked on this very day.

According to our information

the attacker's name is Manpreet..

...and that person

is hiding in this area.

But we have no other

information about this Manpreet.

We just know the name.

We don't know who that person is.

We don't even know whether

that person is a male or a female.

All we know is that Manpreet

is a huge threat to Punjab's peace.

And you need to find him and

eliminate him at any cost.

Madam, this is our Punjab.

And our Punjab's peace

isn't a child's sweet..

...which anyone can

snatch away that easily.

I won't let you down.

What else have I done in life?

This is what I have always done!

I trust you.

But we don't have much time on hand.

We only have seven days.

And your mission starts now.

Ma'am what will be my job this time?

Same, insurance agent.

My duty is to kill people yet

you give me job to sell life insurances.

I request you, please change it.

Am I not working in a call

center since the past two years?

You will know when you

have to wear a tie in this heat..

...ride a bike and sell

policies all day long.

And you will know when

you have to prepare the meal..

...give medicines to your mother-in-law

and arrange for Pinchu's diapers.

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