Ambarsariya Page #8

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That ayurvedic doctor

and that Bhangra coach.

I don't get along with them.

Okay

Now I might not invite anyone else,

but I will surely invite them.

Our Local girls are

also very naive actually.

Tell me something.

What does she see that I don't see in you?

She is going crazy about you.

All the time your eyes

are laden with kohl..

How the hell will you see

this Ambarsariya Jatt's beauty?

Go and wash your eyes.

Then you will start singing.

What?

"Oh I have fallen for you,

Oh handsome Ambarsariya"

Good morning, Yoga Sir.

Good morning. Good morning.

So you didn't listen to me.

You invited them anyhow.

The need yoga the most,

I couldn't help it.

Don't worry, bro. I am in your team.

You can carry on with

your foreigner bombshell

I will handle the rest.

You seem to be acting

like a messiah towards me.

If you end up with that bombshell..

...then you obviously

won't be eyeing my sister..

You are a scoundrel.

Not as much as you are...

Come on, start doing yoga.

How long will you take to begin?

Hold on. What's the hurry?

Let the foreigner come.

Then we all will do it together.

Together?

What are we working on the field??

We are here to do yoga.

Fine..

But I have a poor sight.

But my sights are still set on her.

I have been waiting

for her since morning.

Have you ever waited

for you sister as much as..

...you are waiting for that foreigner?

Good morning, everybody.

Hello, Guru-ji.

- Hello. Good morning.

- Hello.

Good morning.

Myself Manpreet.

- Good morning.

- Give it here.

Yes..

- Here, close to me.

- You let it be.

Come here.

Adjustment is done.

- Shoes.. We have the same size.

- White ones.

- He deserves them.

- Same size.

Are you guys done?

- Yes. Let's begin.

- Yes.

Concentrate okay?

First, close your eyes..

Now we will take deep breaths.

Deep breaths

Brother, take this with you.

It will come in handy.

Yoga..Perfect.

So, keep taking deep breaths.

Keep your eyes closed.

Concentrate.

Keep your eyes closed.

Breathe from the navel.

Keep your eyes closed.

So we should keep our eyes closed?

Also keep your mouth closed.

And also your eyes.

Concentrate.

Take deep breaths.

Well, yoga doesn't help

as much as the local medicines.

I have helped form many generations.

Oh. So then why are you here?

To tell you the truth,

I am here to see you.

Otherwise, I've so many patients

that I don't have time to spare.

My clinic runs well

because of well-wishers like you.

I told you to take deep breaths.

I didn't invite you here to boast...!!

Keep your eyes closed.

Don't open your eyes at all.

Can you do Giddha?

Giddha?

Giddha! Shame on the one

who doesn't learn this Giddha dance.

No. No Giddha.

You should learn it.

It's a dance as well

as a form of exercise.

We are anyway falling short

of one girl in our troupe.

If you want, I can teach it to you.

You can dance later,

first concentrate on doing yoga.

Keep your eyes closed.

Can we smile?

Die but don't smile.

So the next one is..

Our next asana is..

The asana is..

Are you sure you know yoga?

Why do you need the book?

He has published

a lot of books on yoga.

He has written about so many asanas..

...so he sometimes forgets about them.

Yes. - Yes.

Yes, so the yoga's

book basically says that..

...a person should do

the asana in an openly manner.

So do one thing, remove your

tops and keep them on the side.

What are you saying, boy?

You are asking us to strip?

I am not wearing any vest inside.

Why are you insulting

me in front of madam?

My body will be visible to all.

Oh no, Mr. Bhangra Coach.

Even if you were wearing a vest..

Your vest contains so many holes..

...that we would be able to

see your body anyhow...!!

You understand Pinda?

Pind? Village, right?

No, Pinda.

Okay. I will tell you later.

Rather, I will show you.

Shut up.

I know why you are so jealous.

You think I will teach her

to do Giddha and "set" her for myself.

You should be inspired instead..

You don't get jealous.

You should try to compete

with talented people.

Only if a person is talented.

You steal from YouTube

and teach Bhangra to the kids.

Shame on you. - YouTube!

Is it your private property?

What is this that

you have said, Doctor?

You called him a thief?

He didn't call me a thief.

No, may be it was a slip of a tongue.

- But it means the same, right?

- Yes.

- Yes.

- Yes? Yes?

Okay, I said it if I said it.

Do whatever you want to.

- I am not scared of you.

- Right, you aren't scared.

I know you. I know what you are.

You are a fake. You lie all the time.

You crush Anacin and Disprin tablets

and make your Ayurvedic Medicines.

And then you tell people

that you are a doctor.

You are a fraud.

He abused him.

- He shouldn't have abused him.

- Damn you.

Then why for four years did you

take medicines from me to grow taller?

Shame on you for calling me a fraud.

Tell everyone,

I was 6 feet tall young man.

After having your medicine,

I ended up being only 4 feet tall.

Then you should have continued

eating them for another three years.

Then you might have

disappeared altogether.

Wait, I will make you

disappear with my dance!

No! Now don't tear

each other clothes, please.

No matter how many words you exchange,

don't tear each other clothes.

And it's torn..

Somebody stop them.

Don't tear each other clothes.

My God! Guys! Stop it!

Why are they fighting?

Guys, please stop it. Oh my, God!

You tore my clothes,

now you see what I do!

What's wrong with you guys?

What's wrong with them?

You want to mess around anymore?

Guys, stop it!

Do something, stop them.

Wait!

No one will!

- Now tell me..

- Stop, stop, stop!

The two of you are so violent.

You fight like dogs.

Shame on you both!

- Sorry.

- Stupid.

Ma'am that Doctor and

the Bhangra coach are not our suspects.

They don't have the birthmark.

That leaves us with my Manpreet.

Be careful. She seems very clever.

I am not fifth grade

student either, madam.

I too am very sharp.

I will handle her well

and you will praise me.

There she is.. Miss foreign returned!!

Okay, I will send you

detailed report in the evening.

Yes. Hello?

I will also send our coffee bill.

Coffee?

Oh my God!

Please keep clicking..

So cute!

When did you come?

Just. When you pulled your

phone out to click a selfie.

I thought let's turn

your selfie into a "family selfie"..

Oh so cute, Mr. Charming.

Tell me what will you have?

What should I present you with?

Black coffee?

Sugar?

Obviously without sugar.

No wonder you have kept yourself so fit.

So cute!

Bro, give me two black

coffee "without sugar"

One with no sugar,

and one loaded with sugar.

Yes, sir?

What a joke..

Give me coffee.

My Manpreet is waiting.

Okay, sir.

Whose phone is it?

This Insurance Office Boss

of mine is after my life...!!

Take up a job of cleaning the streets

but never take up an insurance job.

She is a very shameless woman.

She won't stop.

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