Amber Alert Page #3

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'cause then he won't

be able to...

he can probably see the camera!

We're filming him!

Yeah, Caleb, don't

let him see you.

- He can't see me.

- Okay, he's turning. I'm going straight.

No! No! Go left!

Are you freaking kidding me?

- Go left!

- All right, hang on a second.

- Oh, my gosh, don't lose him!

- I'm fine. We're fine.

Whoa! We're fine.

We're fine. We're fine.

Oh, my gosh, watch that.

- We're fine. We're fine.

- Oh, my gosh!

We're fine.

We're fine.

We're fine. It's just

a little bumpy road.

Hurry, hurry, hurry!

We're gonna lose him!

It's better if we stay back.

That was stupid!

Just stay on the road

and follow him!

Do you not care

about little kids?

Do you not care? Do you

have no heart at all?

Of course I care

about little kids!

You like kids getting

molested and murdered?

I hate that!

That's horrible!

Are you trying to help

this guy molest...

Of course I'm not

trying to help him!

Just stop arguing!

Where did they go?

They're gone!

Right there, right there!

- It's a yellow light. I can't.

- Oh, my gosh! Hurry!

Aw, sh*t.

Oh, sh*t, oh, sh*t.

Nate, you're gonna kill us!

Just hold on.

Aw, sh*t.

Oh, my gosh. Nate,

what are you doing?!

I'm trying to follow him

so you don't yell at me!

We just ran that red light.

I swear to God,

if I get pulled over

...that Amber back there

it'll be your fault,

and you're gonna pay for my

ticket if I get a ticket!

Just drive like

a normal person...

I am driving like

a normal person,

but you're yelling at me!

Won't you get up there

a little bit closer?!

We're freaking following

him a mile away.

Swear to God if I get

a ticket because of that,

- If there was a camera...

- I cannot believe that you're worried about a stupid ticket.

- There's not a problem.

- Ooh, 60 is average!

There's no child

being molested up here!

Oh, really? You know that?

You know that for a fact!

- I know that for a fact!

- No. No!

So you're thinking they put an

Amber Alert up for no reason.

They just want to see if people

will go chase around a car.

I think that most

of the Amber Alerts...

The police have such a

freakin' sense of humor!

- ...and those people...

- They just think it's hilarious for us to chase around a car...

- I'm not gonna yell over you.

- ...for no reason.

- I'm not gonna scream and yell over you.

- Well, just follow this car...

I'm gonna be quiet

and let you yell at me,

and when you're done yelling

I'll tell you what I think.

- Okay, fine. Go ahead.

- Obviously you don't want to listen to me.

Okay, what?

Oh, my gosh. Here.

- Just... stay back a little bit.

- All right, just calm down.

All right, look. If...

if anything, all...

most of those

are parents who are divorced

and they're having custody

battles with their kids,

and they keep the kids

for the weekend.

Maybe they kept them over

too long over the weekend.

They kept them Monday, Tuesday.

The mom gets pissed

the dad is spending more time...

And if that was the case, fine.

- That's what this is.

- But you don't know what the case is.

And, yes, it's weird

that it's tinted windows,

but everybod... there's a lot of

people that have tinted windows.

It's sunny here!

- He's braking here.

- All right, all right.

Just pay attention! We can't

just goof around about this.

All right, nunchuck me.

- Here you go, Jackie Chan.

- Nice!

- Yes!

- You guys!

Like that's really

gonna hurt any one.

Put those down.

- If he see us...

- I'm sorry.

This is not a joke.

Okay, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. You're right.

So, not get out of the car then?

- Come on.

- Get your butt in here.

- Don't get out of the car!

- This is not a joke.

- You're right, I'm sorry.

- Nathan!

- That was stupid. I'm sorry.

- Just be...

- Okay, I'm sorry.

- ...an adult for once.

- Okay, I'm an adult.

- Okay, thank you.

- Now try not to get so close next time.

- I'm sorry.

Look at you!

You are so messed up right now.

- Well, let's just...

- Why are you so upset?

- You don't even know who this person is.

- Well, we don't know

who this person is,

but it could be any one.

- Yeah, but...

- If it was Caleb we would be right up there,

and we would wanna

bang on the door

and break a window

and pull the guy out.

If it were Caleb,

Caleb would kick his ass.

- What? High five.

- No one's touching my wiener.

- It's not a joke.

- You're right, I'm sorry.

It's a little kid that can't...

That can't kick a person's ass.

- You know, like, they're just...

- I know, okay.

- You're right, I'm sorry.

- ...in there by themselves,

and we're the only ones that can

help them and tell them anything.

- So we need to follow them.

- Hey. Hey, Sam.

- It's just...

- Well, we just need to be on top of it.

- I'm sorry.

- Don't let him get away.

- Don't get upset. Are you okay?

- I'm fine. I'm fine.

Don't worry about me. Just make

sure that we get up there.

I got all this traffic coming.

I can't do anything.

Just keep your eye on him, okay?

- Just keep looking.

- Caleb, can you see him?

- He just pulled in to the gas station.

- Don't lose him.

I'm not gonna kill us

over this, you know?

- I mean...

- You don't have to kill us.

What is he doing?

What is he doing?

Where'd he go? Is that him

right there getting gas?

Gas station...

All right, well,

I don't know what to do.

I mean, like, what are we

supposed to do?

Okay, let's just watch.

Should I park?

What... I mean...

Okay, there he is.

We just sit here,

and we'll just wait.

- What is he doing?

- We're just gonna sit here and wait for him

- to start going in, and then we'll just...

- Okay.

...maybe keep

following him, I guess.

- 'Cause we're supposed to...

- Where is he?

Why is he just sitting there?

It's probably because

he knows we're watching him,

and he's watching us.

I know, I can't see anything.

He could be staring

right at us right now.

He probably is.

- There he is.

- If he looks over here,

Caleb, get the camera down.

Well, they could also use

it to help prosecute him.

He looks like

a regular dude, Sam.

He looks like a regular guy.

Look at him.

What do you expect

him to look like?

I mean, I don't know, he's kind

of, like, a good-looking dude.

He's kind of handsome.

I don't know.

I mean, I don't know what

child molesters look like.

- Well, you can't, you know...

- He looks...

- ...go on appearances alone.

- I'm not.

I'm saying he looks

fine, like he...

Why don't you go tackle him?

Oh, yeah.

Like I could take that guy.

- Take him down, Nate.

- Are you serious?

That guy would kick my ass.

Even if he isn't,

you know, like, whatever,

even if he's

completely innocent,

he could still kick my ass.

He's going.

He's leaving.

Yeah, well, just... we'll just

wait for him to come back.

Sam, what are you doing? Sam, you get

your ass back in this car right now!

Sh*t. Sam. Sam. Sam.

Come back here!

Oh, my god, what the hell

is wrong with her?

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