American Ninja 5 Page #3

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the American Embassy is?

Anyone know where

the American Embassy is?

[speaking spanish]

Thief!

Let me go!

You are mine.

Let me go!

Tu vienes a robar aqui en LaGuaira,

entonces tu pagas con tu finger.

Eh?

Aah!

- Papaya?

- Joe!

Good to see you again, kid.

Get on my back. Now!

You ready?

Let's swing.

Always works in the movies.

Ha ha ha ha!

What do you mean,

an American Ninja?

That's ridiculous.

Only a ninja can fight like him.

He's an American,

a friend of the girl's.

And if he finds out that I'm involved,

my career is finished.

Your career is the least of

my concerns, Mr. Ambassador.

As for this... American... Ninja...

he may come to your embassy.

When he does, bring him to me.

- Do I have a choice?

- No.

And don't come back unless

you bring the American with you.

I'll be on the, uh, General's yacht.

You know how to...

get in touch with me.

He is no longer trustworthy.

Uh, bring me this-- this... ninja.

Go. Go!

One thing, brother--

OK, Joe--

Next time you decide

to play Robin Hood,

look before you leap.

- You know what your problem is?

- I have no problems.

- You still think life is a game.

- Oh, some game.

I never played make

a fool of yourself

- and jump into a mess of rotten fish.

- You need guidance.

You need a steady,

normal adult in your life.

- You need to be back in school.

- I do.

So if we get out of this alive,

it's back to school.

Hey. Not to worry.

- I like school.

- Good.

This was just supposed

to be a vacation--

meeting my big brother.

Kid, I want you to put a lid

on this big birther stuff.

- I'll promise you something--

- Yeah, right.

We'll always be together,

friends for life.

- I promise.

- Calm down.

Now, what I want from you

is no more craziness.

Give yourself a reality check.

Get back on track.

- Like you.

- Yeah, like me.

- It's a deal.

- No.

- No?

- I don't want you to be like me.

- You said you did.

- I meant the opposite.

- Why?

- It's a figure of speech.

Listen.

If we're going to get along,

you'll have to say what you

mean and mean what you say.

- Truth?

- Truth.

Like when you said

you could drive my truck.

I did drive your truck.

I did. Admit it.

Next?

I had to ask.

[Game Boy makes

machine gun sound]

Hands in the air.

These are games...

and there are games.

Kutzo!

I look forward

to our next enounter.

Where's the girl?

- Melia Caribe.

- Where?

The suite Del Presidente.

[crack]

[groans]

Hey. Now, wake up.

It's OK. Wake up.

Hey, it's all right.

Come on,

you're having a bad dream.

It's all right now.

What happened, Joe?

We were attacked by

five purple people eaters.

You want up?

I remember now.

I hid while that guy killed my father.

- I'm a coward.

- No, no, you're not.

Come here, come here.

Look at me.

You were born a todai ninja.

You're stronger

and more courageous

than he could ever be.

That's why I need your help, Joe.

Teach me ninjitsu.

I can't.

Listen...

I know about your younger brother.

- Yeah?

- Tetsu told me he was killed in a fight.

- Mm-hmm.

- But it wasn't your fault, Joe.

I was his sensei.

I was responsible.

Yeah, but you couldn't

have just stopped him.

Just like you can't stop me.

I've got to regain my father's honor.

And I need your help.

We need each other, Joe.

Truth?

Truth.

See, inside your soul is all

the strength of your forefathers.

But you got to reach deep

into your heart to find it.

The nine levels of

power configuration

will help you focus your energy.

No, like this.

Right.

Yes. Good.

Now, let's concentrate.

Clear your mind and think of nothing

but the fire burning before you.

Just the fire.

Concentrate on the fire before us.

It's kind of hard with you

talking like that.

OK, I'm not talking.

Done very well, Joe.

You've managed to reach the boy

in a way that no one else could.

- Uncle?

- Master Tetsu to you, Hiro.

Hiro...

You carry a burden much

too heavy for a young boy.

From now,

it's more important

that you remember beyond your pain.

Your father was one of the

greatest warriors of our clan.

Think back, Hiro.

Think back before tragedy

darkened your world.

Even when you were very young,

your father was teaching you

things that you now suppress.

Even before you could walk,

you were being taught the

Ways of the Shadow Warrior.

Hiro, your father has never left you.

His blood will always flow

through your veins.

- You understand?

- Yes, Master.

Good. You've taken

the first step in becoming a ninja.

Joe, you must also

release your pain.

Jimmy?

[Tetsu]

Exactly.

He was always a part of your life,

and that will never change.

But now you have a new brother.

You must teach him well,

teach him everything you know.

Hiro, you must promise

to obey without question.

I promise.

I must warn you, too,

about the Evil Samurai

known as the Viper.

Banished from Japan because

of his evil ways and treachery,

he now intimidates the Earth

with other Mercenary Ninjas

who work only for

the highest bidder.

They owe loyalty to no one.

Hiro, as great a warrior

as your father was,

he, too, understimated

the poison of the Viper.

I advise you two to

not make the same mistake.

How does he do that?

When you become

a true ninja, you will know.

- Gin.

- [speaking spanish]

[laughter]

[speaking spanish]

Mira. Un ninja chiquito.

Que pasa, chico?

[speaking spanish]

Hyah!

- Hyah!

- Hyah!

- Way to go.

- You got it, bro.

Psst!

Help.

Banzai!

I always wanted to do that!

Hyah! Yes.

[whistles]

Hey, not bad, Joe.

I lead, and you follow.

Sure thing, dude.

I mean Master.

After you.

Whoa.

Don't look.

You'll start sweating.

Right, Master.

Don't look.

Your father has almost

finished his work.

You're going to kill us,

aren't you?

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

No.

You're much too pretty to die.

Sorry.

It was a reflex.

Ha ha!

I love a tease.

[knock on door]

Grrr! Excuse me.

What do you want?

- Someone tried to rescue girl.

- Is it the American?

- Bingo.

- Joe.

- How did you get here?

- It's a long story.

Look out!

- Chill, babe.

- Hiro?

The one and only.

Like I said,

it's a long story.

Come on. We're going

to get you out of here.

- Want to go for a ride?

- Huh?

Hop on.

This time, I'm driving.

Whoa!

Uh-oh. Whoa!

Uhh!

Give me the shurikens.

Here.

That's for you.

Nun-chucks.

Watch out!

- What now?

- Smoke pellets.

- We disappear?

- Not quite.

Those are real guns.

What do we do?

Not to worry.

Ladies first.

One more time, bubba.

Here's to a better landing.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

- What's next?

- Run!

Where did you learn

how to do that?

I work on boats.

Shut up and run!

Taxi!

- American Embassy.

- OK, senor.

[speaking spanish]

Flathead, would you mind

telling me what is going on here?

The American.

He got the girl.

- Who? Who took that?

- He wasn't alone.

How many were there?

One other.

A little ninja man.

A little ninja man?

Are you crazy?

I supposed you've been

sniffing that Z-B-12 again.

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