American Ninja 5 Page #4

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Look, he was about this high,

but he fought like 10 men.

I've had enough,

enough of this foolishness.

You were instructed to

look after Dr. Strobel.

Let's finish this business

with him right now!

All right.

My father designed a new pesticide.

It has no side effects

when it's washed with water.

That's terrific.

No. Joe, in high concentrations,

it kills everything.

- Everything?

- Yeah, everything.

Glock is in Cahoots

with General Zubino.

They forced my father

to build a nerve gas bomb.

He rigged it to backfire.

He'd rather kill himself

than give it to them.

Ambassador Halden.

Is he in?

Shortly.

You can wait inside.

Tell Halden to bring as

many men as he can to the lab.

- I'm going with you.

- No.

Yes. I'm the only one

who knows where it is.

What are you looking at me for?

- You're going to stay.

- What about my family name?

What about my honor?

What about our deal?

I'm your master, remember?

You're to obey me without question.

These ninja rules are bogus.

Come on.

Move over.

Progress report, Doctor?

I have condensed the Z-B-12

into the form of a pill.

Coat it with this compound here,

then submerge it into this acid.

When the coating dissolves...

Bang!

The nerve gas is released.

Brilliant, Doctor, brilliant.

The briefcase has been rigged

with a special mechanism

exposing the pill to the catalyst.

Push in this button here,

and the carrier has

five minutes to escape.

Why so long, Doctor?

- The gas covers a wide range.

- Excellent, excellent.

Could we have

a demonstration, please?

I'm not quite ready.

[dog whimpering]

I said I'd like to have

a demonstration now.

- If you insist.

- I do.

[snaps fingers]

[fizzing]

Why, you...

[coughing]

[alarm sounds]

- You swine.

- [coughs]

I told you to watch him!

Now we will test the gas

on you, Dr. Strobel!

[tires screech]

[Joe]

Halden.

That bastard.

What are we going to do?

Come on.

Watch him.

Sorry, kid.

It's worth a try.

OK, wait here.

I'll be back in a minute.

- I want to go.

- Wait here.

Lisa. Lisa.

[whimpering]

When the timer reaches zero,

the pill will drop...

and the gas will be released.

Goodbye, Dr. Strobel.

And this device will make us rich.

We must take it to

the general tonight.

Someone's broken

into the compound.

I think it's the American.

Yes, we've been expecting him,

haven't we, Viper?

Keep an eye on the doctor,

Flathead,

and this time, do not fail me.

It works!

Come on, kid,

let's get to work.

Come on,

before I start sweating.

So there really is a little ninja man.

And you must be this American

who's been causing me

so much trouble.

[Joe]

And who are you?

My name is Simon Glock.

You are trespassing

on my property.

The penalty for such a crime is death.

Uh!

Hai!

This is one harsh town.

Kill them!

This stuff really works.

Daddy!

Lisaa, we must get out

of here immediately.

[laughter]

I knew you'd come back to me.

Well... it's either me

or the gas.

Well, quite frankly,

I prefer the gas.

Ha ha ha ha!

All right, where's Lisa?

Your Mercenary Ninjas

are worthless.

Get down there

and kill him yourself.

I thought only women

dressed in red.

Yaah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah!

Hai!

Sending a boy to do a man's job.

He's got the Heart of Five Vipers.

Ha ha ha ha!

I never thought

this would happen.

- Can you forgive me, Lisa?

- Forgive you?

You're my dad. I love you.

I would enjoy watching Viper

crush the life out of you.

However, we have more

important business at hand.

Come. We must meet

with the general.

[Hiro]

No!

Which one of you is to die first?

- Are you OK, kid?

- I think so.

Good. Come on.

It's not over yet.

Sweet dreams, Dr. Strobel.

[beeping]

Let's go make our fortune.

[dog yelps]

No! Don't--

Don't open that door!

- Get the gas masks, quick!

- Gas masks.

You want this?

There are two masks and three

of you, gentlemen. Good luck.

[dog yelps]

[choking]

[gunshot]

[coughing]

Here, give me the gas masks.

OK?

All right.

[gasping]

[choking]

We'll let the authorities

deal with him.

Here, let me see the pup.

All right,

let's get out of here.

OK. Where's Hiro?

Here.

- [Hiro] Joe!

- No.

Come on, Joe!

Hey! Come on!

Viper!

Viper. Go.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

- Who are you, boy?

- You killed my father.

- I've killed many fathers.

- Mine was the owner of this.

[beep beep]

Aah!

Not to worry.

I got it now.

Joe, you were right.

You can learn to play

a plane from that thing.

Now you shall taste my poison.

Ha ha ha ha!

Aah!

Aah!

[water pouring]

Oh, God!

- Take us home, bubba.

- You got it.

- What you playing?

- Moon Walker.

You're going to learn

to fly the space shuttle.

Requesting permission

to come aboard.

Uncle!

Ho ho, look at you.

Sensei, good to see you.

OK.

Permission granted.

Sensei.

Good to see you.

You, too.

How's it going?

Good.

- Oh, this is Lisa.

- Hello.

- And her father Dr. Strobel.

- Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Well, I see you've taught him well.

You bet he has.

I'm getting too old for this crap.

Besides, Joe is now your master.

Uh, not tonight you won't.

You've got a date with me.

Please.

- Sit down.

- Thank you. Thank you.

- Anything to drink?

- What everyone else is having.

Now, how does this work?

- [beeping]

- Push there.

I'm sorry I dragged you

into that mess, Joe.

Don't apologize.

I think it was worth it.

Bug off, bubba.

Can't you see I'm busy?

Captioned by Grant Brown

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