American Pie Presents: Band Camp Page #7

Synopsis: Matt Stifler, the younger brother of the legendary Steve Stifler, who made it big as Hollywood porn-producer and shamelessly ignores the idolizing kid brother, may claim the title of Stifmeister as his heritage, but even for his horniest mates he's little more then a bad joke. When Matt alone gets caught red-handed for a prank with the school band's instruments, present high school counselor Sherman 'Sherminator' finds great pleasure in taking revenge on him for the misbehavior Steve excelled even worse in, so instead of expelling the little prick, he condemns him to take part in band camp at Great Oaks, where Jim Levenstein's still understanding dad is filling in for the feared problem counselor. As there are plenty of girls in the competing bands, Matt hopes to turn his (mis)fortune around by smuggling in camera equipment including a robot to shoot saucy, clandestine material for his counterpart to Steve's hit video "Girls Gone Wild", an at least as 'revealing' Bandies Gone Wild. Mat
Genre: Comedy, Music
Director(s): Steve Rash
Actors: Eugene Levy, Tad Hilgenbrink, Arielle Kebbel, Jason Earles
Production: Universal Pictures
  2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.1
Rotten Tomatoes:
17%
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Year:
2005
87 min
1,544 Views

- What?

Stifler.

You son of a b*tch.

What? It wasn't enough

for you to humiliate me at Band Camp?

Now you have to set me up here?

What's going on here?

This is my band.

And that's her music.

Well...

I've certainly seen some interesting attempts

to gain admission...

but this is a first.

Excellent audition, Miss. Houston.

Let's go discuss that scholarship.

I thought Brandon won.

No, Mr. Vandecamp

was disqualified for plagiarism.

All right.

That's what I'm talking about, yo.

Oh, my God, you guys, that was amazing.

- Thank you so much.

- Thank him. It was his idea.

Word.

- You planned all this?

- With some friends.

Come here.

Oh, I believe this is yours.

You know...

Picardo is a brand of piccolo.

You really are an a**hole sometimes...

Stiffy.

Man, change the channel, yo.

Hook a brother up with some mad beats.

Will you cut that out?

Your name is James Hi Ping Chong.

Your dad owns a Chinese restaurant.

You live in the suburbs.

You ain't never gonna be a gangsta.

Damn!

That's cold, dawg.

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Adam Herz

Adam Herz is an American screenwriter and producer. He founded the production company Terra Firma Films in 2003 with a first-look deal at Universal Studios. Herz was born in New York City and raised in East Grand Rapids, Michigan. more…

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