American Psycho II: All American Girl Page #2

Afraid not! It just wouldn't be right.

I am sure he will put in a good

word for you,

but I don't see how I can make any

exceptions at this point

without setting a dangerous

precedent in school policy.

I will be informing the Dean

of the situation.

I am sorry, Miss Newman.

You will just have to wait.

Have a nice day.

Hmm.

Ricky Martin?

Ricky?

Ricky? Come to mama.

Ricky?

Ricky Martin? Ricky?

Ricky?

Oh!

Ricky, you got some explaining to do.

Ricky?

Oh, thank God.

What happened to you?

Bad things

Dead things

Sad things have to happen

Bad things

Dead things

Sad things have to happen.

Hey, Miss Newman.

Wow, Brian.

Are you stalking me now?

No, Rachael. If I was stalking you,

you'd know it.

I mean--you wouldn't know it.

You know?

I thought we should get together and...

discuss the state of the union

and life in general.

Get to the point, Brian.

My inside source says

he has narrowed it down.

Guess who's still in the running?

Keith, Cassandra and me.

Unless you can raise your GPA.

That problem's already solved.

Do you want to catch a bite

to eat tomorrow night,

maybe some dinner and discuss it?

What's to discuss? It's no big news.

We were always the front runners.

We could get together and

form an alliance,

eliminate our competition.

That sounds intriguing but...

-I have a paper to write.

-A paper?

We should get to know each other better.

Is it just me or is there

unspoken sexual tension between us?

We should bring it to the

surface and stop lying to each other.

Are you on crack?

I don't know. It was white,

it was in a pipe--

-So, what do you say?

-I have a paper to write.

No, no, no...

I won't take no for an answer

twice in one day.

You have to eat, right? I have to eat.

We both have to eat.

Let's just eat together.

It's no big deal.

I was just f***ing around with

this sexual tension stuff.

I just throw stuff out there.

I am crazy, I am like a volcano,

just waiting to erupt--

Okay!

Okay, fine. Pick me up at 8:00.

-Eight? Like 8:
00 pm?

-Yeah.

-Between 7:
00 and 9:00?

-Yeah!

Okay.

Because it's great for me--

-I will see you at 8:00.

-Whatever.

Maybe I will be there five minutes later.

So...what are you doing for Spring Break?

I am just going to hang around and

get some work done.

What, "hang around"?

You mean stay on campus?

Yeah.

You're not going home?

Why?

Because I have work to do.

My family's coming for my mom's birthday

to see how the other half lives.

-Okay, that sounds terrible.

-I know.

What are you doing?

Bobby's taking me up to his

cabin in the Northern Cascade--

Cassandra, don't call

him Bobby in front of me.

I am sorry.

Professor Starkman is

taking me up to his cabin.

When do you guys leave?

He's got to go upstate first,

to meet Diane and Louisa.

You mean, his wife and his daughter?

Whatever! Yes, them.

He's meeting them at his in-laws.

I can't stand how much of

his time they take up.

Cass, they're his family!

Whatever.

I am late for a study session.

I should just go.

I can't believe you're actually

going out with Brian.

How did that happen?

Okay...

the other day, our eyes met

across a crowded room,

and there was this--this spark,

the sign I have been waiting for

my whole life.

It was then that I knew that

Brian was my soul mate.

-Oh my God.

-I know.

-Really?

-No, not really.

It's great to be with you tonight.

-Mmm-hmm.

-Hi.

Hi. Can I get you something to drink?

Yes. I will have a Kettle One martini,

straight up,

very dry. Very, very dry.

And the lady will have...

-I will have a glass of house red.

-House red.

Good. I will be right back.

-So, you look great.

-Thanks.

Your hair is different.

It looks good.

-Thanks.

-No problem.

It's great that we finally

have some "us" time.

-You and I hanging out.

-I agree.

Yeah. Listen, Rach,

before we embark on our evening,

I have a confession to make.

Can you wait until we get our drinks

before you start making your confessions?

-Oh yeah, sure.

-Thanks.

Look. Our drinks.

Thank you.

-There you go.

-Thank you.

It's my first day.

So, ready to order?

Can you just give us a minute here?

Sure.

Take your time.

Thank you.

Okay. What would you like to confess?

This is difficult for me,

because I really want us to

remain friends after--

regardless of who Starkman

picks for the TA position.

Wow, I am touched.

Brian, I really am.

You should know I am determined

to get the position.

Over the last few months,

I have been doing a little

research on Cassandra Blair.

What kind of research?

Let's just say that if

she gets the position,

the Dean's office is going to

receive an anonymous letter

regarding her and Starkman's relationship,

accompanied by some very revealing photographs.

-How Christian of you.

-Thanks.

I guess that narrows it down to three.

Yeah.

You know who my father is, right?

Yes, we're all in awe of your family's money.

You know, you and Keith are very smart.

So I have had to go to great lengths

to ensure that my bright future in

the FBI goes without a hitch.

What are you smiling at?

This.

That is the press release

for the new Carson-Leads Behavioral

Sciences Building.

It's just one of my dad's new pet projects.

So...

I have an offer you can't refuse.

Drop out of the race for the TA position,

and I will ensure you have seven digits

of my family's gratitude.

Brian?

Are you bribing me now?

Bribe? Did I say bribe?

Just think of it as a business opportunity.

Trust me,

the alternative wouldn't be too pleasant.

"I will let you be in my dreams

if I can be in yours."

-What?

-It's a quote.

Bob Dylan, maybe you have heard of him?

-Oh, yeah.

-You know, Brian,

you should get out more.

Maybe I will.

The night's young.

That it is.

Cheers.

Don't!

Shh!

We're home, we're home.

Wow!

This is like...a room.

Do you want to be my girl?

Do you want to be my friend?

Do you want to start it all?

We can stop if you want.

-No, no...I just don't-

-What, you don't have any?

Don't worry, I will take care of

everything when the time comes.

Oh, the old "pull out and pray" trick.

Great, a Renaissance man.

Wait a second!

The convenience store, down the street--

I will just go down there,

it's right around the corner.

It's really convenient and

I will get some, I will get tons.

Wait a minute, what am I saying?

My roommate's got tons of them,

drawers full of them.

A real prophylactic factory.

Are we done here?

No, we're not done.

I will walk down the hall,

and get some from a friend.

-Oh, great.

-Make yourself comfortable.

Sure, great.

I will be here.

Jeez. A piss-sheet.

Jesus.

What the f***.

Ribbed, for her pleasure.

Yep, I just killed Brian.

But you have got to look at

the positive side...

I am killing for a better tomorrow.

Once I get into the FBI,

I will be able to stop dozens,

maybe even hundreds of serial

killers every year.

Okay, think about it...

I am killing the few to save the many.

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