American Reunion Page #3

Synopsis: Over a decade has passed and the gang return to East Great Falls, Michigan, for the weekend. They will discover how their lives have developed as they gather for their high school reunion. How has life treated Michelle, Jim, Heather, Oz, Kevin, Vicky, Finch, Stifler, and Stifler's mom? In the summer of 1999, it was four boys on a quest to lose their virginity. Now Kara is a cute high school senior looking for the perfect guy to lose her virginity to.
Genre: Comedy
Production: Universal Studios
  1 win & 4 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.7
Metacritic:
49
Rotten Tomatoes:
44%
R
Year:
2012
113 min
$55,300,000
Website
1,757 Views


It should be very

strange to you all!

Just got ...

Someone stole my bra!

Give me back!

This is my girlfriend!

And this and that.

What do you think?

Come on guys,

not nice.

And what do

so re a**holes?

What was interesting though.

- Should not you do something?

- No, like what to do?

It should be

fall to their level.

Screw it.

- I know exactly where they go.

- Stifler?

Where the hell is it?

Guys, all this is nonsense.

I can not sit here any longer.

- Why do not we go back?

- Come on.

- Let the game do Stifler.

- Yes, so I'm afraid.

You saw the eyebolts them?

Cancel.

One of these types

was the nanny of the skull.

Which of everyone?

He seemed to

with Adam Sandler.

I hope to Stifler

not do anything crazy.

All you do is

them to chant one hand.

Me said he would

chalage the jet ski them.

Ma said he would

pee jug.

Wait a minute, I told my

that they would steal the beer.

A re Stifler ...

Wait, he is.

Yes, get the beers.

Fast, Stifler.

Go.

- What?

- What?

No no no, my God!

Still think that

Kara will sit you tonight?

He said he expects to

become 18, you do the operations.

But my friend, you put the dick

in your p*ssy, 0 times!

My God, it's disgusting!

What are you doing?

Kakakia! / i

Quick, go!

Jonathan!

Go do it!

Go, go!

- Do you want another beer?

- Of course.

Guys, I tell you

that today will be

The day that I have promised.

What the hell?

E panivlaka!

Stifler, you're crazy?

Geez Stifler.

What happened to "simply

steal the beer? "

I know, this is

far better.

What

But to destroy

of the jet ski?

We splash.

And so ...

Come children now

because it was fun.

Yes it can be had in high school

plate, is now a felony.

Only if we get caught.

I can say that the

deserved retaliation.

We must learn to respect

their elders.

Exactly!

Give me a minute, I want to

I'm going to throw something rouketidia.

Disgust.

- What does the class of '99?

- My God!

Vicky!

- Hello!

- Hey!

- I can not believe you did that!

- Yes, last night I came from New York.

I live with my parents still there.

Talking about you earlier.

Seriously?

Why

For then we are caught doing

we did the waterfall.

The waterfall, I have

I go too many years!

Many romantic

stories to the waterfalls.

Very romantic.

Yes, I played the first

my sh*t to the waterfalls.

Ok ...

- Come on, baby!

- Honey ...

Say with the children

go to the waterfall.

And what about the time

the "Jim and Michelle"?

I thought I would

was more romantic.

I would like, but we leave

your father alone all day.

Yes, you're right.

Well, we'll go another time.

- No, go and have fun

- Seriously?

But when you get back home

Being ready for anything.

- You being ready for everything!

- I will!

Stifler, you know that going?

I know this place

like my dick.

It looks like a party school.

In high school chicks!

- It is terrible!

- Watch your steps, your chief.

Most girls

I have a half years.

I know.

Okay, my idea is

or indeed girls

Nowadays,

more kariolakia?

Sure is. Sex

puberty, parties

with tripakia, naked photos

no longer exist

Catholic girls.

Happy Birthday!

- Jim?

- Kara.

- Finally came!

- Yes.

I'm sorry.

Happy Birthday.

My God, this

are you the nanny?

Sounds like

I am a super hero.

faster than sphere and

stronger than the kwstasna. / i

- I said that is funny.

- And adorable!

Jim, would not

recommend to your friends?

No.

Girls, here is Stifler.

Since you know the

My buddy Jim?

Jim was my nanny.

Once I'd go for

birthday shots.

Want to come?

- No, no, no.

- Yes, yes, yes.

I never

had sex in public.

Seriously?

None of you?

Come if you do not

You do not even once

you are so Puritan.

Or simply do not have

sex in public.

Okay, I have

never participated in the orgy.

It was very nice guys.

Believe it or not, this

is the first party to go.

You have not lost too much.

We always prefer to sit

home and listening to radio.

You were much more cool

from me though.

I sat and wrote stories

for X-Files.

I translated the "Brothers

Karamazov "in Latin ...

... For fun.

It's very sexy.

I know it is.

I work all these

years as an architect

from home.

You're in the same company here

and 10 years is f***.

All to hear your doing well.

Yes, everything is going well.

Especially in business.

But when you come to your city

and see all your friends

being married with children

just makes me ...

... To think.

Are you okay, kid?

Yes, so do not drink anymore.

You tell me that you have

do not just head

Myers in the home,

no wine night?

I see a monitor

my profile in Facebook.

At least I do not I make

photos on my knees.

Who monitors what now?

Okay, maybe I entered

your profile once or twice.

Going out with someone

who say, Alejandro?

He knows he can put and

no photos

shirt over it?

The Alejandro has

finished long ago.

Too bad huh?

Okay, after this

drink will go home.

Jim, here is a 18 year old

kaflaki that the nannies.

And you do not

anything about it?

Let me remind you that I am

married to Michelle?

Exactly.

Dude, do these kaflakia

crazy things in bed.

That learn from Kara ...

Go home ...

and do it with Michelle.

Cares about

your marriage, so Jim?

What are you talking Stifler?

Fraud will not be my wife.

I am a father,

for God's sake.

Yes, it is perfect.

The worship gkomenakia

their fathers.

He continued to

Throw the tale.

Is not a fairytale,

is the truth!

- How about here?

- You know now ...

Jim told us how

that was fun to watch.

Why not go

to drink a little?

No need, we could

to do together.

- Yes, that is Stifler.

- To become a dad.

Stifler!

Well, apparently me and

You have an exciting life.

Sometimes a little too bold.

Yes, I am inclined to more

conservative side.

- But ...

- Hello.

Let me be frank, Chris.

I have been a little bolder.

Where to go Ron?

I'm not from these

that make "changes".

But if you go back to

Heather, makes it more normal.

Well, what do you think?

As if to agree?

Come do your plate.

Just kidding!

Seriously, would not

never did that.

Unless you like it.

They really have gone all

the countries of South America?

No, not at all.

And do not include

countries of French Guiana.

I remember how I expected

and that the graduation

to leave this country

and find myself.

Certainly

you found yourself.

I do not know ...

There is a place inside me that still

wishes to explore the world.

- To become that I wanted to be.

- You can become anything you want.

You just have to become.

- Want to fasothoume?

- Yes!

Are you crazy? Love

the books "Twilight".

The "New Moon" is

my favorite.

- And me the same!

- My God, look how much we have in common!

- I know!

- I know!

- You want a "fine"?

- And when two lotteries.

I do not know who they are, but drowning

to work this time.

Sorry for the

interruption, Stafler.

I did not know how the Paralympics

Games were held today.

- Damn.

- What the hell are you doing?

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Jon Hurwitz

Jonathan Benjamin Hurwitz (born November 15, 1977) is an American screenwriter, director, and producer. more…

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