American Reunion Page #3
It should be very
strange to you all!
Just got ...
Someone stole my bra!
Give me back!
This is my girlfriend!
And this and that.
What do you think?
Come on guys,
not nice.
And what do
so re a**holes?
What was interesting though.
- Should not you do something?
- No, like what to do?
It should be
fall to their level.
Screw it.
- I know exactly where they go.
- Stifler?
Where the hell is it?
Guys, all this is nonsense.
I can not sit here any longer.
- Why do not we go back?
- Come on.
- Let the game do Stifler.
- Yes, so I'm afraid.
You saw the eyebolts them?
Cancel.
One of these types
was the nanny of the skull.
Which of everyone?
He seemed to
with Adam Sandler.
I hope to Stifler
not do anything crazy.
All you do is
them to chant one hand.
Me said he would
chalage the jet ski them.
Ma said he would
pee jug.
Wait a minute, I told my
that they would steal the beer.
A re Stifler ...
Wait, he is.
Yes, get the beers.
Fast, Stifler.
Go.
- What?
- What?
No no no, my God!
Still think that
Kara will sit you tonight?
He said he expects to
become 18, you do the operations.
But my friend, you put the dick
in your p*ssy, 0 times!
My God, it's disgusting!
What are you doing?
Kakakia! / i
Quick, go!
Jonathan!
Go do it!
Go, go!
- Do you want another beer?
- Of course.
Guys, I tell you
that today will be
The day that I have promised.
What the hell?
E panivlaka!
Stifler, you're crazy?
Geez Stifler.
What happened to "simply
steal the beer? "
I know, this is
far better.
What
But to destroy
of the jet ski?
We splash.
And so ...
Come children now
because it was fun.
Yes it can be had in high school
plate, is now a felony.
Only if we get caught.
I can say that the
deserved retaliation.
We must learn to respect
their elders.
Exactly!
Give me a minute, I want to
I'm going to throw something rouketidia.
Disgust.
- What does the class of '99?
- My God!
Vicky!
- Hello!
- Hey!
- I can not believe you did that!
- Yes, last night I came from New York.
I live with my parents still there.
Talking about you earlier.
Seriously?
Why
For then we are caught doing
we did the waterfall.
The waterfall, I have
I go too many years!
Many romantic
stories to the waterfalls.
Very romantic.
Yes, I played the first
my sh*t to the waterfalls.
Ok ...
- Come on, baby!
- Honey ...
Say with the children
go to the waterfall.
And what about the time
the "Jim and Michelle"?
I thought I would
was more romantic.
I would like, but we leave
Yes, you're right.
Well, we'll go another time.
- No, go and have fun
- Seriously?
But when you get back home
Being ready for anything.
- You being ready for everything!
- I will!
Stifler, you know that going?
I know this place
like my dick.
In high school chicks!
- It is terrible!
- Watch your steps, your chief.
Most girls
I have a half years.
I know.
Okay, my idea is
or indeed girls
Nowadays,
more kariolakia?
Sure is. Sex
puberty, parties
with tripakia, naked photos
no longer exist
Catholic girls.
Happy Birthday!
- Jim?
- Kara.
- Finally came!
- Yes.
I'm sorry.
Happy Birthday.
My God, this
are you the nanny?
Sounds like
I am a super hero.
faster than sphere and
stronger than the kwstasna. / i
- I said that is funny.
- And adorable!
Jim, would not
recommend to your friends?
No.
Girls, here is Stifler.
Since you know the
My buddy Jim?
Jim was my nanny.
Once I'd go for
birthday shots.
Want to come?
- No, no, no.
- Yes, yes, yes.
I never
had sex in public.
Seriously?
None of you?
Come if you do not
You do not even once
you are so Puritan.
Or simply do not have
sex in public.
Okay, I have
never participated in the orgy.
It was very nice guys.
Believe it or not, this
You have not lost too much.
We always prefer to sit
home and listening to radio.
You were much more cool
from me though.
I sat and wrote stories
for X-Files.
I translated the "Brothers
Karamazov "in Latin ...
... For fun.
It's very sexy.
I know it is.
I work all these
years as an architect
from home.
You're in the same company here
and 10 years is f***.
All to hear your doing well.
Yes, everything is going well.
Especially in business.
But when you come to your city
and see all your friends
being married with children
just makes me ...
... To think.
Are you okay, kid?
Yes, so do not drink anymore.
You tell me that you have
do not just head
Myers in the home,
no wine night?
I see a monitor
my profile in Facebook.
At least I do not I make
photos on my knees.
Who monitors what now?
Okay, maybe I entered
your profile once or twice.
Going out with someone
who say, Alejandro?
He knows he can put and
no photos
shirt over it?
The Alejandro has
finished long ago.
Too bad huh?
Okay, after this
drink will go home.
Jim, here is a 18 year old
kaflaki that the nannies.
And you do not
anything about it?
Let me remind you that I am
married to Michelle?
Exactly.
Dude, do these kaflakia
crazy things in bed.
That learn from Kara ...
Go home ...
and do it with Michelle.
Cares about
your marriage, so Jim?
What are you talking Stifler?
Fraud will not be my wife.
I am a father,
for God's sake.
Yes, it is perfect.
The worship gkomenakia
their fathers.
He continued to
Throw the tale.
Is not a fairytale,
is the truth!
- How about here?
- You know now ...
Jim told us how
that was fun to watch.
Why not go
to drink a little?
No need, we could
to do together.
- Yes, that is Stifler.
- To become a dad.
Stifler!
Well, apparently me and
You have an exciting life.
Sometimes a little too bold.
Yes, I am inclined to more
conservative side.
- But ...
- Hello.
Let me be frank, Chris.
I have been a little bolder.
Where to go Ron?
I'm not from these
that make "changes".
But if you go back to
Heather, makes it more normal.
Well, what do you think?
As if to agree?
Come do your plate.
Just kidding!
Seriously, would not
never did that.
Unless you like it.
They really have gone all
the countries of South America?
No, not at all.
And do not include
countries of French Guiana.
I remember how I expected
and that the graduation
to leave this country
and find myself.
Certainly
you found yourself.
I do not know ...
There is a place inside me that still
wishes to explore the world.
- To become that I wanted to be.
- You can become anything you want.
You just have to become.
- Want to fasothoume?
- Yes!
Are you crazy? Love
the books "Twilight".
The "New Moon" is
my favorite.
- And me the same!
- My God, look how much we have in common!
- I know!
- I know!
- You want a "fine"?
- And when two lotteries.
I do not know who they are, but drowning
to work this time.
Sorry for the
interruption, Stafler.
I did not know how the Paralympics
Games were held today.
- Damn.
- What the hell are you doing?
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