American Reunion Page #5

was a party of Stifler.

You made me your b*tch.

Yes, of course and I did.

- Tell me if it's good.

- What the dick?

So ...

One has a very

free spirit.

- It's something else ...

- Yes it is!

Wait a minute, maybe

I detect a jealousy?

- No.

- No!

Do you remember how to

broke before entering medicine.

I moved to Los

Angeles, no return.

You can not accuse me

I wanted to find something more permanent.

No, not to blame. Just do not

I want to settle down somewhere.

Who is jealous now?

I would not say "permanent" is

I do now with Ron.

- No, the cards are very good.

- What does that mean?

Nothing.

I'm sorry.

You're right.

I am a little jealous.

You know, it's funny.

On some issues

has changed completely.

And still others are self-same.

Heather, I do not know whether to

believe. But nothing changed.

Oh, my God!

Chris Ostraiker?

Hello, girls.

We can draw

a picture?

Yes, definitely.

Dad?

- Hey Dad.

- Hey Jim.

I said to go out for a while.

Now I saw the old

Your videotapes.

- I got the towel, sucker.

- Give it back, Stifler / i

I am the happiest

man on the planet today. / i

Yes me and my

Dad is missing too.

I know.

Dad, you were always there

to give me advice.

But if there is something you

like to talk ...

I'm here ... for you.

I do not think there

something that I want to talk.

So ...

Say ... it's time to ...

To know ... another one?

Dad, do not run anything.

What we spend

is perfectly normal.

You know, there

various services ...

Services?

- Yes.

- Like what?

- The happy ending?

- What?

- Why not go there.

- God.

I do not want this kind of massage.

- No, I would say that.

- Jim.

How you came to this?

I do not know that

is dangerous.

- Yes ...

- You can solder things.

- Well, no ...

- Not even want to know.

Those that can

and solder.

Ask Uncle Morgan

Yes I know, it's disgusting.

.. Where was the

hospital for 2 weeks.

I wanted to say that there are

Internet dating services.

No, Jim. At my age?

I think not.

I stopped

game long.

But then we thought

even game.

Dad, do not worry;

I will help.

- You brought the pictures?

- Here.

Yes ...

We need to find

something more recent.

Do you think?

Have something that is more ...

sexy?

I got.

Favorite music?

Katsamba Brothers.

All right.

- Opa.

- Girls, one by one please.

- Interests and hobbies.

- Sudoku.

We will return to just that.

Definitely not remove too many?

My eyebrows are my charm.

Ok ...

Perfect!

- Take a look.

- I get stressed!

It's fantastic!

And f*** the Luke for me!

Not fuse the two eyebrows.

There is mobility!

Why did not

this 30 years ago?

You look fine.

Let me try it

my new style tonight.

The problem is that we're going

Stifler in the party tonight.

Okay then, another time.

But you could

to join us.

I would like very

to leave the house.

I want to warn you though.

The party of Stifler

can escape a little.

What the hell is this?

Who changed the music?

Sorry, we said it would be more

friendly to babies, is not it?

Yes, that is!

Meister tart!

Oh no!

No!

- What hours do nonsense?

- I just got engaged.

- Yes.

- What? Sounds very gay.

Yes, Stifler.

We are gay.

Half the group was gay Lacrosse,

I had to know that, right?

My friend got it to Doug and

Berry jumped to the shower.

I thought I was struggling.

Surely this place

Stifler is the?

Appetizers.

Go to the same

our host, my son!

My God! Look who came!

- Look who came to us!

- Hello.

Hello you.

Sorry you

interrupted the other day children.

Well done on occasion.

Most do not

after such a marriage.

- What are you talking about?

- Changed hair color?

Your friend?

The other is milfaras.

It is here tonight I thought everything

erchosastan together in something like that.

Let's say that friendship is not

are essentially.

Excuse me.

It may be more

this boring party?

It is not so bad.

- Want a couple Boublia?

- No! Why do you have that?

After not eating no

here, what to do!

Definitely do not want any?

Yes, but ...

No! Yes! No!

Okay, then.

More about me then.

- We came we.

- There he is, Finch.

Look around you. The

Believe it done?

Yes, great!

Well you did!

This is for you.

What the hell are you

I have to do with it?

- Wine is said, Stifler.

- No, no, no, no!

Not in my party,

I'm going to get shots.

- Hi, Kevin.

- I can speak for a while?

Yes, definitely.

Wait here, I return.

So ...

- Brought them?

- Here it is!

Let's see them.

Where did the harlot?

- Hi, Steven.

- Mr Levanstin ...

Come eventually.

I am very proud to see you

all back together again in the city.

Suarez and wonderful,

organized tonight!

It's great!

You know what?

I will make you drunk.

- Drink a shot.

- No, I do not drink, Steven, do not ...

- I do not drink much.

- Drink! Drink! Drink!

- Okay, let's go another round.

- I doubt it.

KEB Look, you're not

sure if something happened.

I woke up the next

and we were naked.

Whatever it was,

I feel guilty.

Kevin in France

if your wife

to catch red-handed,

consider adultery.

Here it is.

I must go.

Okay, get ready.

Wait, wait ...

Coming!

And f*** Levenstin sir!

The more

re the best motherf***er.

This sofa

is so soft.

I feel like

Smurfs. The feel?

Yes ... So ...

One, you can ...

Hi guys,

Sorry ... late.

- Hello.

- I brought something for you all.

I made something ... "Dancing With The

Stars ", with Eugenia Manolidou.

- The great Chris Ostraiker.

- My God!

You must see this!

Who wants to see

my baby waving

in the ass?

- Yes!

- I definitely want.

Online dating?

Are you working right?

If you want something of quality, should

to get out to go fishing.

Harpoon? What is this?

This will fish out pussies?

These days my

say "beaver."

I threw a couple of

gkomenakia with it.

I'm sure!

Jim, your dad is

much more cool than you.

All right. Stifler, stop

getting drunk my father.

No, wants to learn to harpoon.

Kala. Come in. Opa Lucky.

Let him get

own decisions.

Stop it. Come.

Do not listen to him. I want to

xeskouriasei the dick tonight.

Go out there and

find any p*ssy.

De Go!

- No, no! Stifler ... Dad ...

- Exactly what I do.

Stop, because mild

little more tonight ...

- No, no, son.

- ... I can not let ...

Equal barely drank a glass.

You know I love you.

I love you, but you should ...

- Be relaxing.

- To relax? Dad, where are you going?

- Did you see him?

- Jim, just to entertain Aston.

And now we can

have fun.

Excuse me, excuse me.

Here's the bathroom?

You can not even have to admit

why are you so selfish ...

Leptaki ... waited half.

- Can you help?

- Whose are you?

Stifler's mother.

I am the father of Jim.

See you then a**hole.

It's the most ridiculous thing

I've never seen me.

- Great, f*** you and the bodies!

- That was Chris Ostraiker!

Surely you kept an entire

season, but it's time

Thank you.

Now is the time,

Chris, where America

will decide whether

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