American Virgin Page #2

Synopsis: A Freshman College Girl on a scholarship from an abstinence group that advocates saving sex until marriage discovers that her antics on a night of debauchery, when she reluctantly got drunk for the first time in her life, were captured on camera by a sleazy video producer. Now she and her friends must travel across country to recover the incriminating footage.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Clare Kilner
Production: 120db Films
 
IMDB:
4.3
R
Year:
2009
88 min
203 Views


time together.

It is as if Ala is prologue

important than me.

The prologue sh*t is killing me.

- Dude, go to deliberate, is easy.

- You are not intentional.

You say this just to impress girls.

And speaking of ...

I think I have a new patient,

five minutes and eat my hands.

Enter doctor.

Hi Priscilla, is a show in

campus tonight, I want you and accompanies you?

We have to learn.

But it will be a unique spectacle,

candlelight,

books with pictures, numbers illusions.

No thanks, we'll go another time.

Ah ... yes!

Hey, what happened?

Who is that?

Priscilla, this is John, John, my colleague

Priscilla room.

My name is James, actually.

- Hi.

- She is Diana.

Sandra.

We continue once,

I lose my mood.

Hey, wait, come and join us.

Hi Priscilla,

running "Made in Manhattan"

students at home tonight.

Want to come?

I love that movie ...

but can not.

But Wednesday, want to come to

party players?

I friend.

- So, as long as you do?

- 18 minutes and 37 seconds.

Not ... as new freshman I have

said two words.

Can you please do not do that.

- Just relax, are just pictures.

- I meant to not smoke marijuana.

Who has done on this,

are crap.

Strange composition, exposure bad.

This is your friend?

I like guys who have

bul baseball back,

have a red status as u.

Give me it back. Ending.

Girls who are unable to abine

status of sex.

Holy sh*t, are you.

It is a picture of you.

Jokes are like, damn, you're a

sort by Virginia Professional?

Not only believe in sex before

marriage.

- Not even with you nsi?

- What?

Do not tell me that does not put his hand

as of and ternuturi

you are in bed and not start

some digital actions.

You know you, scuturnd grain of beans,

and button and your polished piece door.

If you mean masturbation,

if not, I do not do that.

As always said Mary Margaret

"Our body is our temple"

and must be treated as such.

It appears that you treat it your

as an amusement park.

- Which Mary?

- It does not matter.

I think sex is a sacred act between:

a man, a woman and God.

- What is the right thing by hand?

- No!

Manual stimulation of the phallus is

sexual.

Handling whom?

Biggus, genitals,

male member.

A You mean achievement

"tool" type?

- Ah!

- What "tools"?

Tools is an ugly word!

Tools, tools, instruments, tools, tools ...

It is a colloquial expression that never has and

wants to use.

Then as you say Gainii

men?

I do not mean no man's chickens,

I grew up on farms.

- My roommate is a frisky!

- I am crazy?

- How did you get into this school?

- I slept with the registration agent.

- That is disgusting.

- I know, I think he had irritation.

- Where you going?

- Out.

Priscilly Hey, want to live a second?

I made it off with one motion,

Imagine what they can do with the whole hand.

I got the f, on C and on k, all I

must be u!

I will be in port the ship, I will go before

to Scotland crap out of me.

I think I started it a

bring to the floor.

Ready for party players?

Puicuele crazy one will be there.

I can not go, I have a test tomorrow.

I will stay to learn.

Just kidding. In fact the test does not,

is a big one really.

What ashtray trick.

I found another, this is

that and my cua.

You just have to sit here and you

you read?

It will be a fun party, come on,

something we drink, we dance.

- Come play with us.

- Play with some guys.

Kiss someone's name that do not know are.

We have to learn.

Want to see picture of someone who

he has social life?

If I so see, I see a

teenage priorities straight.

Jesus, no wonder

nobody likes you.

That is not true, everyone

I like it.

Sure, because everyone feels so

comfortable around you.

Sh*t, is as if you exit with a

nun for less fun.

To go less and lamalelor.

Do you go Already longing.

Think you!

Hi Brad, My roommate

left the city in a kind of festival.

Why not answer the phone?

However, now told me that no one

I do not like.

How can anyone not me

like, not so?

Anyway, my stick,

miss you.

Call me when you receive the message.

- What studiai you two?

- I get my NBA.

Yes, you know the difference between

regression and depression?

To work is a depression,

not you? So it is.

But you, what study?

I study the genetics, because I hope

to save lives someday.

You know, identifying genes and the origin

Their important work, right?

You two should already be very

proud of you.

Now take a look at the camera and say that

you are some dirty whores.

I'm a dirty slut.

They all go crazy when you will see.

Now you go artai butts,

queue is there. Okay?

Shitzdance Hey, let's do get e

different tonight. Okay?

- Yeah right, all right.

- I am sick of same e.

No one seems interested now

I want some heavy e.

- Get some motion.

- Get motion, yes.

- Yes.

- Okay then.

- Where are the least you know that?

- I'm from the White Prince.

- The following motion, the small nose.

- No, go to the crlionat

- You will shoot up!

- Yes, sir.

- Up!

- Yes.

- How about that afterwards?

- Hokey Pops.

- And those right?

- Albinuele?

- Albinuele, exactly, what we do with these?

- Nothing, because it is illegal.

- Exactly, and go to ...?

- Prison.

- Exactly, you understand?

- Yes.

Where you'm Ciorna with ele?

- Where the hell is?

- I left it at the hotel can.

Why do not you bring your f***ing

the draft with ele?

- I brought the box.

- Okay, uses a mine.

F*** the box, give me the plan anyway.

- Okay, so I will.

- Okay.

Okay ladies, let's see

i and some really!

Basic knew I know that the planet

is only 5,000 years.

What nonsense is this, so I

Keep on tmpiii

knew not tell you to your

artai breasts.

Because they are amazing, I can ...

It's ok, thank newcomers.

It is a good doctor.

I can not believe you're here.

How you can support this hideous music,

I can not sleep, can not think.

Calm down, give the body

it a chance.

- And Nattaly, my place is here.

- Come on.

- Get you a drink.

- I do not drink.

- Mary Margaret always said ...

- It takes a hell Mary Margaret.

Just kidding, just wait five minutes,

takes only one drink.

Absolutely not.

If you do not want to wait, we can move

party at home.

- Hey, want to come to us ...

- Okay, okay.

Okay, I'll stay, but only

for five minutes.

Here, take some jelly.

My mother did this house is good.

Ardei guys not only give them down.

Hey, we can meet later.

Man, she got off from a

wrong tree.

It is so good, I love head and certain.

I told you it is good gelatin

head and une.

God, I love Bob.

This is an order.

This material being broadcast all

world, you'll be famous.

The "crazy one Pipiele.

Pipiele a crazy, take a pipiele

crazy, crazy pipiele one.

Pipiele a crazy, take a pipiele

crazy, crazy pipiele one. Yes!

Pipiele a crazy, take a pipiele

crazy, crazy pipiele one.

Priscilla White 69% pure.

ass ... new vagina.

Dude, look, going inii Russians.

Russian Walking inii ... Russian riding inii.

Walking inii Russian, Russian walking inii,

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Jeff Seeman

Jeff Seeman is an American writer and comedian. He wrote the screenplay for the 2009 film American Virgin (previously Virgin on Bourbon Street), starring Rob Schneider and Jenna Dewan, and directed by Claire Kilner. He's also the author of two novels, Political Science and Guns and Butter. Seeman is a former editor of the Cornell Lunatic, the Cornell University campus humor magazine. He has performed stand-up comedy in Los Angeles, San Francisco, and Boston. more…

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