American Virgin Page #3

Synopsis: A Freshman College Girl on a scholarship from an abstinence group that advocates saving sex until marriage discovers that her antics on a night of debauchery, when she reluctantly got drunk for the first time in her life, were captured on camera by a sleazy video producer. Now she and her friends must travel across country to recover the incriminating footage.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Clare Kilner
Production: 120db Films
 
IMDB:
4.3
R
Year:
2009
88 min
203 Views


Russian riding inii.

You Rock, withdraw everything I said

about you, all.

- Please, no yells.

- Stirsy, you are my new hero.

What are you talking?

Is that your bra hanging in

outside the house of culture?

- What?

- Jokes are even not you remember?

What you remember, all I remember

is that we danced.

Ouch!

Nataly, what I did

last night?

You become a little wild, that is,

you become really wild.

Even for my standards,

which says a lot.

- And did not you stop?

- You are jokes, fun and you at once.

It was the most hard working guys from

Do you devote a range House new religion.

I swear I knew that it may raise

so a bill of one U.S. dollars.

- What one U.S. dollars notes?

- And not remember anything.

Really?

Do not understand, all I got

was jelly!

- As injecii?

- With vodka?

- I need to know exactly what I did.

- You can always look on DVD.

- What DVD?

- Puicuele a crazy shot everything.

God.

You have to delete now.

- No, no, no, no!

- Priscilla, come on, you did something stupid.

Welcome to the human race.

If my parents see this box,

I will kill you.

If "Cann Hurry Love" find out about it

I will withdraw membership.

I'll be thrown out of college.

What will I do afterwards?

Can one ever to do

adult movie.

I'm your pal only 5 weeks and

I turned into a porn star.

Slowly, yet are not porn star.

At least not prior to your

do first demo.

Get off me!

Damn, are more impaired

than you look.

It's your fault!

My fault, how?

How? You are the one who insisted to remain

the party, thou hast drunk.

Yes, but I thought that you ...

so this is not my fault!

Great, finally I get to light and

Now I am "persona ogratan.

That means people with cheese.

My life is ruined.

I did some researches

About Curtzman.

It is the way to Detroit for

October Fest as we speak.

All you have to do is it

find Curtzman

and to persuade him to give us

shooting back.

What would be Mary Margaret, what would

is Mary Margaret.

We can pay with credit card

My father's journey

and we will be there before

sunset.

You can not go, I meditation tomorrow.

So you will not have to be a porn star and me

can save the membership.

Certainly.

Where we go, I will find

on cheliosul Ala

and I will look in your eyes and I will say:

Mr

are a teenager who horribly wrong

and ask that tape back now.

It is a long and sharp.

Not define me, we go to

intimitii doors,

will travel to the center of the abyss

and we find that shooting or my name

is Priscilla White.

This is a virgin angry.

Dude, give up, I catch a reception

the phone here,

'm sure Eileen is okay.

Kevin, Hi, Eileen, Do you bring May

remember me?

Your girlfriend.

Hi, I'm still me.

They passed around ... 5 minutes.

I forgot to tell you I love the message

So previously, I love you.

And I remembered, if you only look at other

pair of breasts

Do you you laugh boa and hairy and they send them

by mail mother know.

I can not hear it.

- Oh, let him on it.

- You f*** with me, do you?

Falsai!

May tcei.

I'll shot the hell up!

This is my song and the Brad.

I shall miss him so.

October Fest, I realize that

will happen here.

I know, not great?

You have room?

- The 27 plus costs.

- Eileen.

Great.

What is that?

Someone left cart

room service out.

- It is half empty.

- The fact is half full.

Beer?

No, no, no, I have come here and find

on Curtzman did not happen.

We will sleep with everybody, we begin

early morning.

7.45 breakfast meeting on 8.20

hall, 9 AM fixed ... door lock a.

- I will bite you and C.

- I know.

What is the problem, we live by

five weeks

in the same room,

I ever hurt?

No, but see how you forget about me when I

prepare for bed at night.

The way I look ... yes, part of you and

Drawing on pajamas

and download that LAPI and fluffy and pink, make me

I'm all wet.

Can I ask you something?

Fantazii you ever?

- What?

- You know you, sexual fantasies?

Of course you have, you do not believe

that are not human.

- Tell me one.

- Yes.

Come on, boys sleep

we are just us girls.

Promii you not laugh?

Honestly.

Okay, so start at my wedding.

I come to church even for lunch.

Bride and her family arrive at 12.30

photo

because the bride has lost much

while dressing himself.

Complete preparations to 2.45

for party

for the ceremony to

may start at 3.

Ceremony extends up to 3.30

for more photos.

Arrive at reception at 5,

first dance at 5.20.

Dinner at 5.30, cutting the cake at 6.35.

We leave the reception exactly 8 and

we take a limo to the hotel.

We arrive at around 8.25, 20

minutes to get up and you unpack.

And then at 8:
45 ... do.

- A do?

- You know you, make love.

That is great your sexual fantasy?

You lose your virginity to 8.45

nunii the night?

Plus minus 10 minute

depending on traffic.

This gives a new understand

phrase "ano-sex".

Okay, your turn.

First is a pony.

Oh, kidding, Jesus Priscilla,

not a total pervert.

You do not ever take anything seriously?

Life is not so far from

serious as you think it is.

You are a player, I am libertine,

a free spirit.

I do not want to end the ESC in substrates,

married high school friend.

Wondering how my life would be

when lock-n traffic in my SUV,

and I'm heading towards a dead

more boring

than has ever been my life.

I never imagined that

you'm so afraid.

I am, why I'm afraid the one thousand

this earth?

- Maturing.

- Maturing is for fags.

We take in Taiwan, as always do.

Wait a second, will you?

Dulceao Hi, you got the package?

Exactly, exactly, yes, the instructions for

you should be in.

Well, try not to lose

this time.

Daddy loves you, wait a second.

Hey, hey, I own you

elevator clovnule.

Yes, sorry.

Daddy must close

and loves you.

You late!

Natalie I'll take the east side of

street, you guys take on the Western one.

If someone sees Curtyman

We will call on cell.

If you do not meet up to the end

Today we meet here tonight.

You somehow heard what I spoke

me and Natalie last night?

I do not, I fell asleep when

when I touched the pillow.

And I immediately.

Well.

Well, if you do not see him until then,

we meet here tonight.

- Yes!

- At 8.45?

- Not too exaggerated.

- What do you mean.

Two people link to each other in a

person, you know what I mean?

You know, everyone, everyone

served.

- No one to find him and never a.

- Calm down.

Maybe you should ask ... hey do you

Pipiele saw a guy crazy?

- What?

- Pipiele a crazy.

No, no, no.

All right, you need less

self-esteem.

Look a free entry ticket

wonderful organization "Can not Hurry in love".

Dude, like something had to search for

Curtzman not to buy cookies.

But I was looking for Curtzman.

I love you, love you.

- Hi, honey.

- Hi.

- How you do?

- Literally 2 minutes ago I spoke.

- Kevin!

- Not that he and like to talk ...

- This is aggressive behavior ...

- No!

If you think I will not say anything

Dr. Sheryn, wrong are wrong sir.

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Jeff Seeman

Jeff Seeman is an American writer and comedian. He wrote the screenplay for the 2009 film American Virgin (previously Virgin on Bourbon Street), starring Rob Schneider and Jenna Dewan, and directed by Claire Kilner. He's also the author of two novels, Political Science and Guns and Butter. Seeman is a former editor of the Cornell Lunatic, the Cornell University campus humor magazine. He has performed stand-up comedy in Los Angeles, San Francisco, and Boston. more…

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