Amors Baller Page #2

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We fight for the team

We're your best bet!

Potty break.

Five minutes.

We're the Grimsrud Boys

We rule the field...

Hi.

My name is Lucas.

What's your name?

I have nice tits.

Tits, calves and thighs.

OK, is everyone here?

Yeah.

We're all here.

Hello!

Help!

Open the door!

Hello!

Don't leave!

Apparently they wanted me

to ride with you.

I guess...

- Are you really Swedish?

- Where are you from?

Can you say "I love you" in Swedish?

- I love you?

- Oh, I love you too!

- Leave him alone.

- Are you a virgin?

- See something you like?

- Not at all.

OK, girls!

Can you hear... Hello?

Testing, testing! One, two, three!

Everyone ready?

- Yeah!

- Excellent!

Let's hear it again, girls!

Yeah!

- Are you ready to play ball?

- Yeah!

Let me remind you of some rules.

No boys are allowed in the dorms.

We have upgraded security,

so there's no point in trying.

If I see so much

as a boy's earlobe, -

- you'll both be sent straight home!

Is that understood?

Yeah...

Move it forward!

In towards the middle!

Excellent!

The boys are staying over there.

It's easy to find.

- OK? See you!

- Thanks.

The atmosphere is fantastic!

Love is in the air...

Excuse me, do you know

where Grimsrud is staying?

Grimsrud?

Over here.

- What the hell? Thanks for waiting!

- My pleasure.

You fall asleep in the bathroom?

This is the first match in Group D.

Grimrsud FK versus Fana IL.

Fana's defense seems solid as...

Who is that?

He's a talent scount from the pros.

He's here to look at Petter.

This is his big chance.

Did anything happen on the bus?

Oh, yeah.

All the hottest girls got naked.

We ended up having this awesome orgy.

If it were me, -

- I would have started

by seducing one of the girls.

I'd start by rubbing her tits.

Give her a nice massage.

Then I'd move down.

Take off her panties.

And finally I would have stood up

and just...

Yes!

Grimsrud takes the lead

a few minutes into the first half.

This looks to be an easy match.

Give me a break!

Grimsrud FK leads 1-0

against Mathare United...

Grimrsud has won

all its matches so far.

If they keep this up, they're

guaranteed a spot in the final round.

Spread out!

What the hell are you doing?

Get back on the bench!

The Mathare players seem tired.

They have played a lot this summer.

They won Gothia Cup and Dana Cup.

It's all over!

Grimrsud is in the final round!

Surprisingly, Mathare is eliminated.

That's the best game you've ever

played. They've won ten cups!

This is as good as beating Brazil

in that key game.

June 23, '98.

The Norwegian national team.

- Grimsrud rules!

- Bet your ass!

Grimsrud, Grimsrud, Grimsrud rules!

Yeah!

Come on, boys! Full focus!

We have two games to go!

Good night, Lucas.

What the hell?

A little midnight snack?

Where's the jam?

All comfy, Lucas?

You crack me up!

Jerks!

- Hi.

- Hi.

She was cute.

And a good dancer.

Probably from Brazil.

Probably.

The Vletnamese girls are up 2-0.

Grimsrud is struggling.

This could very well be

the end of the cup for them.

The Grimsrud goalie

just tackled her.

Penalty kick!

Are you all right?

She seems to have been kicked

in the shoulder.

Clearly in pain,

she gets ready in the goal.

If Vletnam scores now,

Grimsrud is out of the cup.

- Your girlfriend sucks!

- Shut up!

Game over!

That's it

for the girls from Grimsrud.

But it will be exciting to follow

the team from Vletnam.

Screw this!

Hi.

Thanks.

You were good.

You played well.

No, I didn't!

A lot better than me.

Although that doesn't say much.

I am sick and tired of Norway Cup.

I don't know why I came.

Then... maybe you and I

could start a band?

- When we get back to Grimsrud.

- Right.

- And what would I play?

- You could sing.

- I can't sing!

- I'm sure you can.

What kind of music would we play?

I don't know, mayb like...

The White Stripes?

But I'd have to be

Miss White Stripe, -

- since I'm the drummer.

They probably deserved to win.

They were tiny,

but they were much better than us.

Ouch!

No, I'm fine.

- No.

- You look great.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- Shopping with your girlfriend?

- Yeah, no... We're just friends.

Good luck.

There's no comparison.

You look beautiful in that.

Thank you.

- Am I interrupting?

- No.

What are you doing?

Any clients yet?

No.

But there's a tactic involved.

It's like fishing:

You toss out the line and wait for

a fish, while you grill hot dogs.

But if you could choose,

who would you choose?

The problem is, she's only interested

in football players.

Just talk to her.

She's out of my league.

Look at me!

And she's perfect.

A 10 out of 10.

Whereas me?

Hey.

Is something going on

between you and Petter's girlfriend?

No...

Don't mess with the team captain.

And don't mess with

his girlfriend, either.

If we lose him now,

we'll lose Norway Cup.

Brixton Town is playing Molde FK.

Who is this?

Brixton Town.

They beat us last year.

Brixton has won all its matcges.

No doubt...

- Damn, they play rough!

- I hope we never meet them again.

- Who is that?

- Roy Terring, the captain.

Yeah. He must have been born

out of the ass of a pit bull.

Grimrsud is in excellent form!

Beating Lyn 4-0 is no surprise, -

- but Grimsrud has totally dominated

the entire match.

Thomas! Fridtjov!

Come on!

Get your ass moving, Lucas!

Come on!

Come on!

Hurry up!

Lucas and Truls.

You can't put him in now!

- We're up 4-0.

- Look at him!

We're up 4-0 with 5 minutes to go.

We have to rest our players.

No one pass to the Swede, OK?

Come on, Lucas!

Go for the ball.

Game over!

Grimrsud is in the final.

Their opponent will be determined

later today.

But Grimsrud FK is one of the teams

in tomorrow's final!

OK, we're this far, this far,

from going all the way.

All we have to do now,

is conserve energy.

Excellent job.

Hit the showers.

Brixton Town is up 3-0.

They have totally

dominated Lillestrm.

If they score off of this corner,

they are in the final.

Sh*t!

Brixton is in the final

versus Grimsrud FK!

That's happening tomorrow.

Hope to see you all there!

Do you want more?

You want more?

You got it!

She smiled at me!

That girl smiled at me!

Can you believe we're in the final?

We've never been as good

as we are now.

Condoms.

I'm sure they'II give you one

if you ask.

If we're going to get any action,

we have to stop acting like babies.

What...

Look at them!

Isn't that a little ambitious?

- Hi.

- Hi.

Stian, you'II never get any

if you keep acting like that.

- Have you tried that one?

- We're going to now.

- Lucas?

- That one?

Actually, I feel kind of queasy.

No, don't worry.

Come on, they're leaving!

- What are you up to?

- Me? Nothing.

Give me a break.

- What?

- I see what's going on.

- Come on.

- What do you mean?

I mean what I mean.

Lucas, Petter, Petter, Lucas?

Yeah...

I think you should

do something about it.

Say something to Petter, or whatever.

Why does it have to be so hard?

It isn't really that hard, is it?

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